Dull Crayons

Z to A Productions
  • 5.0 (10)
  • COMEDY

Coloring over the line since 1987 One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them. *Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners. Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

  1. 04/24/2019

    47: Oh FUDGE, BRACKET BUSTED

    **Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Another solo night of snacks, drinks, and cursing the name of Misguided-Michelle Rhee, Scott hit-him-with-a-Walker, Busted Betsy and DATA. F**k ‘em all. And a big double bird to Pearson, Heinemann and the Gates’. (The rant gets strongest past the 25 minute mark) Plus, Gabriel’s patented 3-Step model to fixing all education. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY

    33 min

  2. 04/21/2019

    Vote for Diablo

    An impassioned plea for you to vote Diablo Doritos at dullcrayons@gmail.com

    2 min

  3. 03/31/2019

    44: OREO BRACKET

    44: SNACK BRACKET 2019 - Oreos Oreos and Disney, what more can you ask for? And for more Disney, head over to our friends at The Disfunctional Podcast with RJ and Adam. https://soundcloud.com/thedpodcast/093-dianas-disney-story

    1h 3m

  4. 02/18/2019

    Episode 41: Plummeting Wages and Bridges feat. Willy on the Car Phone

    In our most important episode yet, Willy and Gabriel discuss the staggering wage gap for teachers around the country. (Tears are shed, personal finances are shared, pregnant pauses abound, and at one point Gabe gets so frustrated he drops the dreaded R-word… it’s worth listening for that alone.) Also, our first ever LIVE call-in show!!! Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks

    58 min

  5. 01/21/2019

    Feeling Kinda Whiskey: Prove It!

    Wild Buffalo Bill puts Sweet Mary Jane's whiskey tasting skills to the test in yet another game of his own making.

    11 min

  6. 08/07/2018

    Episode 27: Heroes and Villains

    ***Visit our brand new Patreon page at patreon.com/dullcrayons*** The boys are in seriously dull form this week as we discuss current heroes and villains of education today, such as LeBron James, Betsy DeVos, and the guy who stole all the McDonald's Monopoly money (spoiler alert, he's the G.O.A.T) Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons IG: archzuger Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

    1h 7m

  7. 05/28/2018

    Bonus Minisode: Dullards ❤️ Mo

    Gabriel and Diana geek out over acclaimed children's author, Mo Willems--though not without a hot take or two. (Come on, you know you've thought about it too)

    11 min

  8. 05/20/2018

    Episode 21: Lady Snacks ft. Indra Nooyi

    Reigning Champ and Fruit Fly of the Pod, Dazzling Diana, in studio this week discussing how to be suspended from teaching for yawning, sneezing, and other non-protected bodily functions. Also, we have TOP SECRET information regarding the development of the long awaited Lady Snacks from PepsiCo, straight from out Deep Throat correspondent, Indra Nooyi. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html Smash that like button, subscribe on your grandparents devices, write in to us at dullcrayons@gmail.com, and follow archzuger on instagram

    1h 7m
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Coloring over the line since 1987 One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them. *Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners. Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

Information

  • Creator
    Z to A Productions
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2019
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Dull Crayons