62 episodes

Coloring over the line since 1987

One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them.

*Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners.

Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

Dull Crayons Z to A Productions

    • Comedy
    • 5.0, 9 Ratings

Coloring over the line since 1987

One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them.

*Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners.

Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

    Going Live Rant

    Going Live Rant

    Lost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip

    • 4 min
    Maternity Leave Rant

    Maternity Leave Rant

    Lost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip

    • 5 min
    51: Lost Tapes Pt. 2, Lightning Round

    51: Lost Tapes Pt. 2, Lightning Round

    Pre-Virus recording from October 2019.
    Gabriel and Diana run through +10 ed stories in an hour and half. Also, Diana reports on VIPKids.

    And as always, snacks.

    • 1 hr 47 min
    Gabriel Dreams of Duffy

    Gabriel Dreams of Duffy

    A new studio and new recording device combined to nearly destroy my fragile mind when half this episode was lost and the other half made almost unusable because of ambient noise. All that said, if you make it through the first 15 minutes, this becomes one of our most poignant discussions and the funniest D Report.

    • 1 hr 20 min
    49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$&

    49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$&

    49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$& by Z to A Productions

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Homeschool is Where the Heart Is

    Homeschool is Where the Heart Is

    On this episode of Homeschool is Where the Heart Is, we invite a fellow holler homeschooler in to discuss the importance of safety, purity, and faith in our practices.

    • 16 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

dave z 2 ,

Awesome Dull Crayons episode with Diana

So I’m a loyal listener and I love everyone but The Dazzling Diana is so much fun. Please give me more. I love her education stories and all her other ideas, tips (the Her Universe collections for geeky girlfriends—who knew?!) and her Disney adventures.
Crayon Fan

Raylen Givens ,

Simply Dope!

Two funny and confident dudes discussing a range of topics that are interesting and random. Feels very much like you're in the room with them. Looking forward to more episodes.

Sir Chub ,

Two awesome dudes tell all

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