Dumb People with Terrible Ideas Eric Gray

To my knowledge, there has never been a musical about our nation’s 45th President. Enjoy this unauthorized biography of Donald Trump's very public life- perhaps the most famous American in the past 40 years.
Until today. Full lyrics available at EricExplains.com
1:00 Swagger My Son
2:04 Too Many Kids
2:50 Young Donald
4:36 Sir Swagger (Ivana's Theme)
5:48 Fred's Dead
7:14 Harder Than I Thought
9:14 What's Her Name Again?
10:47 I Got Divorced
11:28 House Of Cards
13:10 I'm Back!
15:05 Calling
16:03 The Apprentice to the President
17:34 "Quotes"
19:04 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)
19:45 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won - Reprise)
20:20 Covid's Wrecking Me
22:21 The Cure
23:55 Election Night #2
25:11 Sleepy Joe Biden
27:05 With Proof
29:08 Ouch! I Did It Again
31:52 Impartial Court System
33:46 Just Middle Age (Big Finale)

Let’s unravel the enigma that is Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, a woman whose political strategy is 'shoot first, ask questions never.' From her bold stance on the 2nd Amendment, getting grabby in community theatres, and trolling the libs on social media, it’s clear that she’s a handful.
I mean, seriously, she’s a handful. Just ask her Beetlejuice date.

Imagine an amusement park that turns fun into a full-contact sport!
Imagine a place where safety regulations are about as rare as a unicorn sighting!
New Jersey's Action Park may have had its quirks and dangers, but it also had a certain charm. It was a place where you could challenge fate *AND* explore the physical limits of the human body.
If you left with all your limbs intact, you were one of the lucky ones!
Buy the book on Action Park from Andy Mulvihill here (affiliate link) https://amzn.to/3sW26bl

Let this audacious audio adventure be your guide to naughty shortcuts, sneaky tricks, and downright deplorable maneuvers from humanity's dark side. From getting freebies to swindling your way up the ladder, there's no telling what wicked wonders await you. Caution: for entertainment purposes only, folks, because using these life hacks might land you in a heap of trouble.
Remember, when it comes to unethical life hacks...karma's lurking around every corner!

Let’s take a whirlwind tour through the land of impulse buys and questionable merchandise! Where else you gonna purchase 50-cent socks, Billy Bass and a jar of Vaseline all in the same trip?
From the cluttered aisles to the mispriced snacks, Dollar General has perfected the art of cutting costs while providing a steady stream of new recruits into Heaven.
Named the #1 retailer for folks who like to watch “Cops” in real-time, Dollar General has worked hard to garner their own podcast episode.
Bravo, DG. You earned it.

Let's talk about the worst business decisions of all time.
Even the most successful companies can sometimes make truly boneheaded moves. Cringe with your honey-voiced Narrator as we dive into the world of epic business blunders- the type of multi-million dollar mistakes that drive the best brands in America STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND.
Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. Reach out to him here or read his excellent writing at Medium.
Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you wish to use him to read words in a precise order for money, just click here.