10 episodes

Every week Tobias Childs is joined by the best improv teams in Chicago to improvise a full-length narrative story, then they add dumb sound effects.
Each episode is a surreal and ridiculous auditory journey that sometimes ends with a moral and most importantly NO RATBURNS ALLOWED!

Dunce Patrol Dunce Patrol

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 9 Ratings

Every week Tobias Childs is joined by the best improv teams in Chicago to improvise a full-length narrative story, then they add dumb sound effects.
Each episode is a surreal and ridiculous auditory journey that sometimes ends with a moral and most importantly NO RATBURNS ALLOWED!

    010 - God Vs. Dog ( ft. Derek Martz )

    010 - God Vs. Dog ( ft. Derek Martz )

    For our first Minisode Monoscene we are joined by our friend Derek Martz!
    In this episode we answer the questions can ice cream be too 'nutty', what is the proper way to dispose of dog feces, why did Jennifer stay in the street, will Strawberry become Mayor and what happens when you listen to the little voices in your head? All these answers and more on this week's minisode monoscene of Dunce Patrol.

    Suggestion: Relationship: “ Angel / Demon” from a relationship suggestion app

    More from Derek Martz on Instagram - @derekmartz as well as performing with Dreamboat at iO, Whose Line is it Saturday at Logan Square Improv and with other teams and shows around Chicago.

    Hosted, Edited and Recorded by Tobias Childs in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL

    • 38 min
    009 - The Cornbread Time Continuum ( ft. Soft Sandwich)

    009 - The Cornbread Time Continuum ( ft. Soft Sandwich)

    SOFT SANDWICH is Breanna Lind and Tom Simmermaker.
    In this episode we answer the questions what happens when you stick your finger in a hot cornbread, what's the cost of chasing glory and fame, can a woman from Nebraska knock out a horse out of this dimension, do they smoke the sticky icky on Mars, what happened to Dimpy's Mom and can a busy man and his typewriter find happiness during a championship boxing match in 1985? All these answers and more on this week's episode of Dunce Patrol.

    Suggestion:
    “ There's a certain kind of talk that takes place when you're lying, dazed in the sun.’”
    Calypso , by David Sedaris

    More from Soft Sandwich on Instagram - @bree.limetree & @tomsimmo94 as well as performing with Tru Bangerz, Studio 11, Crocodile Nasties and other teams around iO, Second City, annoyance and other theaters and shows in Chicago.

    Hosted by Tobias Childs
    Edited by Tobias Childs
    Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL

    • 1 hr 2 min
    008 - Kenosha Funk Fest ( ft. Pappy)

    008 - Kenosha Funk Fest ( ft. Pappy)

    Pappy is a hot and horny improv troupe based out of the Den Theater Chicago, Illinois and today we are joined by three of its members Lindsay Chatham, Colin Rourke and True Walters

    In this episode we find out about a young man's secret, what's the big deal with cannons, if a reverse "she's-the-man" works, what ever happened to Crank Johnson, what a female 'Dean' is called, why it sucks to run security at a party, what the cost of renting a zeppelin is, if a bake sale will lead to some ankle banging and if a messy divorce will be resolved by a Sorority's funk fest?

    Suggestion:
    “...there were many pictures of muggle motorcycles and also several posters of bikini-clad muggle girls.’”
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling

    More from Pappy on Instagram - @colinrourke and @lindsaychatham as well as performing with Stork, Dirt and other teams around iO, Second City, CiC, The Annoyance and more around Chicago.

    Hosted by Tobias Childs
    Edited by Tobias Childs
    Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL

    • 1 hr 18 min
    007 - Message in a Bottle ( ft. Heat Freaqs)

    007 - Message in a Bottle ( ft. Heat Freaqs)

    Heat Freaqs is a dare-devil, heat-seeking, indie improv troupe baed out of Chicago, Illinois and two of its members are Rudy Mendoza and Tyler Malec.
    In this episode we find out about the many uses of black lights and stethoscopes, if Cabo San Lucas is haunted by chupacabra, what Gronkowski has been up to since he retired, who makes a better lover: a dog or a river, did tricia at the water-treatment plant ever receive Bob’s letter and if Dr. Archaeologist Felix Helix is the truly the most interesting man alive?

    Suggestion:
    “ Upriver, there is a chill in the weeds.’”
    Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins

    More from Heat Freaqs on Instagram - @69heatfreqs and @cruddymenduddy as well as performing with Stork, Teenage Nicholas, GLAC and other teams around iO, Second City, CiC, The Annoyance and other theaters and shows around Chicago.

    Hosted by Tobias Childs
    Edited by Tobias Childs
    Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL

    • 1 hr 20 min
    006 - Spermicidal Maniacs ( ft. Jess's Party )

    006 - Spermicidal Maniacs ( ft. Jess's Party )

    JESS’S PARTY is Miranda Rozas, Jon Ramsey and Guy Madjar.
    In this episode we find out the consequences of peer pressure, that Jeremy truly is the school bully, if Osmosis Jones stickers are as effective as Osmosis Jones, why does the coach of the soccer team need three magical items, what cokkie is best to "nut" on and what evil is hiding behind Dr. Mansin’s mustache?

    Suggestion:
    “ ‘He said that?’ Matt frowned ‘I don’t understand.’”
    The Great Hunt , by Robert Jordan

    More from Jess’ Party on Instagram - @gmadjar & @sexydragonbuttmuncher as well as performing with Bad Bear, Slice and other teams around iO, Second City, annoyance and other theaters and shows in Chicago.

    Hosted by Tobias Childs
    Edited by Tobias Childs
    Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL

    • 1 hr 17 min
    005 - How Dorfus Saved The Day ( ft. Tenn & Peller )

    005 - How Dorfus Saved The Day ( ft. Tenn & Peller )

    TENN & PELLER are Trent Dozier and Cam Herdt.
    In this episode we find out who is the best best boy, what makes a good mystery ingredient, is playing soccer more important than making food, and what levels the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation will steep to to make a hit show? All of these questions and more are answered in this week’s episode of DUNCE PATROL!

    Suggestion:
    “The mighty mucus monster shoved Mr. Krupp into his gummy mouth and swallowed him whole.”
    Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets , by Dave Pilkey

    More from Tenn and Peller on Intagram - @trent_dozier & @mistercam as well as performing with Little Heroes, Slice, Carl and the Passions and many other groups and shows around Chicago.

    Hosted by Tobias Childs
    Edited by _Tobias Childs
    Recorded by _Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio
    Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC.
    Chicago, IL



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Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

Ted is a mean dog ,

distracting

the host has a sexy voice so I couldn’t pay attention to the content but I assume it was funny (?)

hmrehak ,

Thought I would hate

Toby is a friend but for that reason I thought I’d hate the show. Actually love it! Really enjoyed listening for the first time this last week and decided to subscribe- not to support my friend, but to support good comedy. I have been humbled by coming so late to this wonderful podcast. Thanks Toby- my friend and a great host. 💃🏼

And the Oscar goes to... ,

My son is so funny

This is Diane Childs and I think my son is very funny on this show! Great job Toby we are all so proud of you!

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