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We love music. And we're buds. And we're so very trve. We're EARBVDS! In Earbuds, we review and talk about music (mostly metal). Old stuff. Recent stuff. Stuff that made us the passionate musicians and metal aficionados that we are today. Sometimes we agree. Sometimes we disagree. Sometimes we tear each other apart. But we'll always have fun along the way. There might also be guests. Who knows? This is the beginning of a journey... Want to be our Earbud?

  1. 4d ago

    Unerhört Unhörbares w/ Phil und Hendrik (NEVERLAND)

    An undertaker, a roller coaster enthusiast, and five nerds walk into a bar, but oh my, there’s an electric elephant in the room. Sounds like a joke? Well, some of this was funny. Other things, however, well, you gotta listen for yourselves. What started out as an innocuous promise given more than four years ago now finally came back to haunt one particular bvd; namely, that he shall be forced into a conversation about the latest offering and general significance of that notorious, most polarizing bunch of callboys. Said conversation (and other sonic disasters) notwithstanding, we were most fortunate and grateful to finally receive the privilege of our interlocutors’ company: the well-versed, minutely media-trained, and perfectly pitched Phil and Hendrik from your bvds’ very own metalcore malefactors, NEVERLAND. So, fasten your seatbelts and make yourselves comfortable for a verifiable thrill-ride across a record-breaking total of eleven albums! After some deadpan digging in our guests’ past and present musical laurels, we discuss another eclectic selection of fresh tunes, including the recent releases by Protest the Hero – Within (00:32:24), Electric Callboy – Tanzneid (00:46:01), Allt – Ataraxia  (01:15:16), Loathe – A Stranger to You (01:29:04), Motionless in White – Decades (01:40:29), as well as Show Me the Body – Alone Together (01:51:53). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we observe the chromatic spectrum of metal in search of its true colors, as we are looking for “the best album with an artwork in your favorite color”. So, clap your heels and prance along with us down the yellow brick road towards the other side of the rainbow, as we bathe in the sonic and prismatic glory of The Red Chord – Clients (02:03:30), Bring Me the Horizon – Count Your Blessings | Repented (02:10:41), Maximum the Hormone – Bu-Ikikaesu (02:20:11), Between the Buried and Me – Colors (02:25:39), and, finally, Brutus – Unison Life (02:31:28). One more thing, as usual: we’re on Discord! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us. Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: @earbvds666 Cover Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © Thomas Kuhn and © Timon Guests: Phil and Hendrik (NEVERLAND) Special Thanks to Dock 11 for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

  2. Jul 22 ·  Bonus

    EXTRABVDS: Bvds am Ring

    Zwei junge Bvds, die Rock am Ring besuchten, und einer, der die Welt nicht mehr versteht - und sie nun interviewen soll. Wer darin kein Rezept für unterhaltsame 30min erkennt, hat die Musik nie geliebt, oder so. Hört rein, wie Thomas und Jil ihre zahlreichen Highlights des diesjährigen Ring-Besuchs rekapitulieren: von gehäkelten Glücksglühwürmchen mit Brigitte und Electric Callboy, über Wohnzimmervibes mit Limp Bizkit, bis hin zu Depp, äääh Deep Talk mit Sabaton. Reichlich Zündstoff für eine weitere Ausgabe unsere kurz-und-knackig Formats, Extrabvds!

    EXTRABVDS: Bvds am Ring

  3. Jun 25

    Breakdowns und Gefutschel w/Aaron (THE FALS)

    Goodness gracious, great balls of fire, is this a sauna or what? That big ol’ blazing ball in the sky seems downright determined to slow-roast every last one of us. So, what’s a sensible metalhead supposed to do? Why, let us tell you, and let us tell you good: Hole up in the darkest room in the house, yank them blinds shut tighter than an emo’s skinny jeans, pour yourself some ice-cold lemonade, and settle in for two-and-a half hours of pure, unadulterated nerd-metal glory. Join us, as one of our most seriously-metal guests returns for a serial instalment, honoring us with his presence for a second time: the not at all hungover wild child spirit of metal, Aaron, from Saarland’s one and only heavy black metal vanguards @The Fals. After some sunblocking sweet-talk with our guest about his band’s brand-new, pipin’-hot new album Where Cold Steel Gleams, we discuss another eclectic selection of fresh tunes, including the recent releases by Grotesque and Grandeur – To Wither, To Become ( 00:43:15), Kaatayra – Caminhos de Água (00:53:00), Midwinter – A Love I Hope Will Haunt Me Forever (01:08:36), Periphery – A Pale White Dot (01:22:30), as well as Spell – Wretched Heart (01:32:10). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we return to our respective classic metal cribs, as we are looking for “the best album from the year we were born”. So, dust off your battle  jackets and iron your vintage vests, as we treat you and ourselves to some of the finest 80s and 90s metal albums, including the iconic Slayer – Reign in Blood (01:41:30), Bathory – Blood Fire Death (01:52:34), Bolt Thrower – Realm of Chaos (02:01:38), Machine Head – Burn My Eyes (02:11:44), and, last but not least, Symphony X – The Divine Wings of Tragedy (02:17:30). One more thing, as usual: we’re on Discord! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us. Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: @earbvds666 Cover Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © Thomas Kuhn, © Timon, and © The Fals Guest: Aaron (THE FALS) Special Thanks to Dock 11 for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

  4. May 13

    Sex mit Biberleichen w/Nina & Yannick (HERR MARIE)

    Heaven, Lord Mary … some things just don’t translate properly. Anyways, we’re finally back with a new episode, and this time we’re rocking with the punks for (a) change … pun intended. So, polish your piercings, re-grease your mohawks, and open a can of your finest – which is to say, cheapest – off-brand lager for this celebratory re-sealing of an ancient covenant. Join us, as punks and metalheads become unified once more, and simply meet as bvds. For this, we welcome in our midst two gloriously (hey ho, let’s) go-getting individuals: the diversely haired, incredibly talented, uniquely voiced and inspiringly vocal Yannick and Nina of Saarland’s finest punk rocking outfit, Herr Marie. After some unprotected kickflippin’ down the half-pipes of memory, we discuss another eclectic selection of fresh tunes, including the recent releases by Doodseskader – The Change is Me (00:43:54), Gaerea – Loss (00:58:24), Angine de Poitrine – Vol. II (01:12:38), Mallavora – What If Better Never Comes? (01:31:23), as well as The Casualties – Detonate (01:40:10). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we double-down on double trouble, as we are looking for “the best album by a band with only two members”. So, dismiss your horn section and pair your headphones for this detonation of duplex dynamite, as we blow each other up over the explosive releases by Satyricon – Now, Diabolical (01:51:07), We Butter The Bread With Butter – Das Monster Aus Dem Schrank (01:58:50), Now, Now Every Children – Cars (02:07:38), Bionic Ghost Kids – Horrorshow (02:12:11), and last but obviously not least, Pound - ●● (02:19:52). One more thing, as usual: we’re on Discord! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us! Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: @earbvds666 Cover Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © Thomas Kuhn, © Timon, and © Pound Guests: Yannick and Nina (HERR MARIE) Special Thanks to Dock 11 for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

  5. Mar 23

    Haut(e) Couture w/Lars & Agent (UNDER FALSE COLORS)

    Sauté me skin-side and call me a goose: it’s time for another one already! Even though your bvds are still shaking from last episode’s earthshattering heaviness, we’re back so very soon with new tunes, good moods, and a thematically appropriate dose of je ne sais quoi. Voila! Join us, as we effortlessly shift from quakes to quacks with our amazing guests, who are as belly-achingly funny as they are musically gifted: the goose bumpin’, comebackin’, riff-salad-dressin’ Lars and Agent of Saarland’s weedliest metalcore outfit UNDER FALSE COLORS. After some rendez-vousin’ with our good friends about their latest hors d’oeuvre – the fantastically heavy new EP Zero H.O.M.E. – we discuss another eclectic selection of fresh tunes, including the recent releases by Atlas – Sunder (00:33:55), Fjørt – belle époque (00:45:18), Blanket – True Blue (00:58:16), ERRA – silence outlives the earth (01:07:53), as well as Rosa Faenskap – Ingenting Forblir (01:23:45). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we are looking for “the best album by a French band”. So, dust off your berets, grease your mustaches, butter your baguettes, and join us as we saunter along the boulevard of deep cuts and déjà-vus to the exquisite tunes of Birds in Row – Gris Klein (01:38:27), Uneven Structure – Februus (01:45:03), Adagio – Underworld (01:51:00), and last but obviously not least, Gojira – Magma (01:57:31). One more thing, as usual: We’re on Discord now! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us! Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: ⁠⁠@earbvds666⁠⁠ Covert Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © ⁠⁠Thomas Kuhn⁠⁠ and © Timon Guest: Lars and Agent (UNDER FALSE COLORS) Special Thanks to ⁠⁠Dock 11⁠⁠ for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

  6. Mar 1

    Geil gehört w/Chris (ADDITIONAL TIME)

    Bebebebeuuuuuuj (insert air horn sound)! We’re back! New year, new tracks, new tracksuits – as is fitting for our casually smart, leisurely-clothed guest! Yes, we’re doubling down on harkening our hardcore heritage! So, join us for an inspiring, snapbackin’, street-creddin’, anger-managin’ blast of an episode with the one and only Chris of Saarland’s OG hardcore unit Additional Time. After we have unearthed every hatebreeding detail about the long-spanning and far-reaching ventures of our illustrious guest, we discuss another eclectic selection of fresh tunes, including the recent releases by Møl – Dreamcrush (00:25:46), Fossilization – Advent of Wounds (00:35:18), Kreator – Krushers of the World (00:43:58), Skulld – Abyss Calls to Abyss (00:53:00), and Converge – Love Is Not Enough (01:03:45). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we are looking for “the album with the best vocal performance”. Polish your pipes and fasten your false chords, as we plunge into the pleasure grottos of bawling perfection, indulging another selection of questionable choices, including Nine Inch Nails – Pretty Hate Machine (01:15:51), Killswitch Engage – The End of Heartache (01:27:30), letlive. – The Blackest Beautiful (01:38:57), Dayseeker – Sleeptalk (01:52:50), and last but not least, Leprous – Pitfalls (02:02:42). One more thing, as usual: We’re on Discord now! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us! Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: ⁠⁠@earbvds666⁠⁠ Covert Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © ⁠⁠Thomas Kuhn⁠⁠ and © Timon Guest: @Chris Special Thanks to ⁠⁠Dock 11⁠⁠ for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

  7. Jan 21

    Earbvm of the Year 2025

    Blizzards couldn’t stop us. (Minor) car crashes couldn’t stop us. Failing public transport couldn't sop us. Not even sleepy B❤️ could stop us. Three weeks have passed since we recorded this one, and yet we still cannot wipe the smiles off our faces. What wonderful bvds you all are! Thank you so much to everyone who joined us for our first Earbvds-Live-Show. Y'all truly made this a very special episode that we will never forget! We love you! For those of you who couldn’t be with us on that fateful, soul cold night in early January – or for those of you who are keen to hear if their funny heckle made the episode – , tune in as we look back at what a fantastic year 2025 has been for heavy music – and some other outrageously fringe genres ... Witness maggots morph into moths, as we gather once more for our annual ritual to find the one trve album that might unite all bvds, as we move with unperturbed determination through a whopping total of 148 (!!!) albums – never enough music –, in the desperate hope that this year’s undisputed EARBVM of the year will heal the gaping wounds of 2024 – never forget. No detailed show notes this time, because, obviously, no spoilers, duh. One more thing, as usual: We’re on Discord now! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us! Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: ⁠⁠@earbvds666⁠⁠ Covert Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © ⁠⁠Thomas Kuhn⁠⁠ and © Timon Special thanks to Harschbergerhof for being astellar venue and to B❤️ for being an absolute legend.

  8. 12/11/2025

    Guns n'Furchtbar! w/Ben (DISLOCATE)

    Awwwright, bvds, open this f****n’ pod up. Side to f****n’ side. Front to f****n’ back. We’re back with another no-nonsense episode, replete with two-stepping tantrums, windmilling witticisms, and some crowd-killing conversation. Once again, we’re joined by a fantastic guest for some insightful banter ‘bout bvds, beers, breakdowns, and bandanas: the rhyme spitting, mosh-pitting, incredibly credible Ben from Saarland's very own hate-breeding hardcore powerhouse DISLOCATE . Pump up your sneakers and put on your favorite pair of mosh shorts: This one hits harder than the streets of Saarbrooklyn! After some deep talk with our guest, we discuss another eclectic selection of new tunes, including the recent releases by Vower – A Storm Lined with Silver (00:26:01), Biohazard – Divided We Fall (00:36:55), Bell Witch & Aerial Ruin – Stygian Bough Vol. II (00:43:23), Pupil Slicer – Fleshwork (01:12:16), Conjurer – Unself (01:23:23), and Florence + The Machine – Everybody Scream (01:33:55). As usual, the “lost & found” section of the show comes with a new category! This episode, we are looking for “the best album of the 90s”. Strap on your inline skates, replenish your Walkman with fresh batteries, and take a stroll down nostalgia lane with us, as we embrace and celebrate a decade worth of (mostly) fantastic heavy music, including Judas Priest – Painkiller (01:51:36), Guns n’Roses – Use Your Illusions II (01:56:20), Pantera – Vulgar Display of Power (02:03:38), Emperor – In the Nightside Eclipse (02:08:57), Converge – When Forever Comes Crashing (02:17:33), as well as Poison the Well – The Opposite of December … A Season of Separation (02:27:17). One more thing, as usual: We’re on Discord now! Come join the cult! We would love for you to join the Earbvds family and talk music with us! Once again, we invite you to come along for this metallic journey of epic proportions. Instagram: ⁠⁠@earbvds666⁠⁠ Covert Art: © ryu.dysmorphia Music: © ⁠⁠Thomas Kuhn⁠⁠ and © Timon Guest: @Ben (Dislocate) Special Thanks to ⁠⁠Dock 11⁠⁠ for accommodating us in their lovely studio.

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We love music. And we're buds. And we're so very trve. We're EARBVDS! In Earbuds, we review and talk about music (mostly metal). Old stuff. Recent stuff. Stuff that made us the passionate musicians and metal aficionados that we are today. Sometimes we agree. Sometimes we disagree. Sometimes we tear each other apart. But we'll always have fun along the way. There might also be guests. Who knows? This is the beginning of a journey... Want to be our Earbud?

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  • Creator
    EARBVDS
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © EARBVDS
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    EARBVDS