Educating Pork

Rob Ayres
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Football. Fantasy. Questionable Management. Standalone stories with Cockney Rob about football weekends, fantasy-football decisions and the group chats that never let you forget them. Dry British humour, affectionate banter and familiar moments from life as a supporter. Created by Rob Ayres. Narrated using Cockney Rob, Rob’s AI voice. More at educatingpork.com.

Episodes

  1. 4d ago

    The Transfer Conversation

    You opened the app to make one sensible transfer. Three plans later, the only player you trust is the one you’re about to sell. Episode 2 of Educating Pork, The Transfer Conversation, follows a familiar route: Monday optimism, a price-rise panic, an injury update and a group chat with an excellent memory. What’s the “one simple transfer” that turned into a complete rebuild? Created for Educating Pork by Rob Ayres. Narrated using Cockney Rob, Rob’s AI voice, in ElevenLabs Studio. More at https://educatingpork.com

  2. 4d ago

    The Weekend Ahead

    On Friday, your fantasy team looks sensible. By Saturday, the screenshot may be evidence. Rob follows a familiar football weekend: one final check before the deadline, a midfielder with a warning flag, a captain who suddenly looks less convincing, and a group chat with an excellent memory. The Weekend Ahead is the opening episode of Educating Pork’s standalone football-humour series—a knowing look at the small decisions that somehow take over your weekend. The points disappear quickly. The screenshots live forever. Created for Educating Pork by Rob Ayres. Narrated using Cockney Rob, Rob’s AI voice, in ElevenLabs Studio. More at https://educatingpork.com/the-weekend-ahead-podcast

  • 2 Episodes

About

Football. Fantasy. Questionable Management. Standalone stories with Cockney Rob about football weekends, fantasy-football decisions and the group chats that never let you forget them. Dry British humour, affectionate banter and familiar moments from life as a supporter. Created by Rob Ayres. Narrated using Cockney Rob, Rob’s AI voice. More at educatingpork.com.

Information

  • Creator
    Rob Ayres
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    2
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Rob Ayres
  • Show Website
    Educating Pork