
51 episodes

Edward is a Vampire Edward is a Vampire
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5.0 • 33 Ratings
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Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.
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Beau Dates a Creationist
Beau Dates a Creationist
Life and Death Chapters 13–15
We spend a lot of time with our vampire/human lovers in these chapters. We break down why Edyth is... hot?? And other confessions.
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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Beau Is Stable
Beau is Stable
Life and Death Chapters 10–12
Maybe this was all a mistake... Oh and this is our 50th episode! No celebration, only disappointment.
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli
Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli
Chapters 7–9
FINALLY we visit Port Angeles for iconic scenes... reimagined?
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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Beau Isn't Carried
Beau Isn't Carried
Life and Death Chapters 4–6
Some more iconic scenes from Twilight "reimagined" in Life and Death. Featuring a classic pod-within-a-pod.
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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Beau Loves Monty Python
Beau Loves Monty Python
Life and Death: Chapters 1–3
We are BACK and ready to talk about Life and Death, the OFFICIAL gender-swapped Twilight book. What a journey it has been to take us here. Class is in session as we talk about what gender really is, duuuude.
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate
The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate
Bonus Episode
We've read the books, now it's time to settle some scores. In this BONUS episode, a special guest moderator helps us tackle the hottest issues in Twilight.
Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.
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Customer Reviews
10 stars for pacing and cohesion
Truly a wonderful podcast that has carried us all through the pandemic and beyond. Maggie & Chris really delve into that deep analysis and ask the real questions.
I may or may not have just listened to this podcast all the way through for a third time and, to be honest, with each listen I find myself enjoying so many fun bits that I missed. Hope you guys don’t actually make yourselves suffer through Divergent though, that really would break anyone’s spirit.
5 stars
Twilight as a source material is a great idea. I find myself actually enthralled by the passages they pick to read. Maggie & Chris’s banter really cracks me up.
A very easy listen that feels like you’re hanging out with old friends from High School. Great production all around!
12 stars!!!!!!
Maggie and Chris wanted me to leave a 9 star review but those don’t exist, plus I like even numbers so this works better. Funniest duo to ever do it. I’m happy I bullied my way into being a guest on the show. The inspired me to start my own podcast but let’s be honest, I’ll never live up to their talent. You must stan these two kooky nyc roommates immediately! and do it fast so they can get their own reality show because i’m gonna need more content when this podcast ends, it’s practically self care at this point. I never write reviews but Maggie and Chris said please so I had to do it for them. Top 5 best moments of 2020 was stumbling upon this wacky podcast. That’s enough words for now, bye!