51 episodes

Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.

Edward is a Vampire Edward is a Vampire

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 33 Ratings

Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.

    Beau Dates a Creationist

    Beau Dates a Creationist

    Beau Dates a Creationist
    Life and Death Chapters 13–15

    We spend a lot of time with our vampire/human lovers in these chapters. We break down why Edyth is... hot?? And other confessions.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 42 min
    Beau Is Stable

    Beau Is Stable

    Beau is Stable
    Life and Death Chapters 10–12

    Maybe this was all a mistake... Oh and this is our 50th episode! No celebration, only disappointment.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 42 min
    Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli

    Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli

    Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli
    Chapters 7–9

    FINALLY we visit Port Angeles for iconic scenes... reimagined?

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 53 min
    Beau Isn't Carried

    Beau Isn't Carried

    Beau Isn't Carried
    Life and Death Chapters 4–6

    Some more iconic scenes from Twilight "reimagined" in Life and Death. Featuring a classic pod-within-a-pod.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 52 min
    Beau Loves Monty Python

    Beau Loves Monty Python

    Beau Loves Monty Python
    Life and Death: Chapters 1–3

    We are BACK and ready to talk about Life and Death, the OFFICIAL gender-swapped Twilight book. What a journey it has been to take us here. Class is in session as we talk about what gender really is, duuuude.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 55 min
    The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate

    The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate

    The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate
    Bonus Episode

    We've read the books, now it's time to settle some scores. In this BONUS episode, a special guest moderator helps us tackle the hottest issues in Twilight.

    Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey.

    Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co

    • 54 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
33 Ratings

33 Ratings

alterstil ,

10 stars for pacing and cohesion

Truly a wonderful podcast that has carried us all through the pandemic and beyond. Maggie & Chris really delve into that deep analysis and ask the real questions.

I may or may not have just listened to this podcast all the way through for a third time and, to be honest, with each listen I find myself enjoying so many fun bits that I missed. Hope you guys don’t actually make yourselves suffer through Divergent though, that really would break anyone’s spirit.

1derlands ,

5 stars

Twilight as a source material is a great idea. I find myself actually enthralled by the passages they pick to read. Maggie & Chris’s banter really cracks me up.

A very easy listen that feels like you’re hanging out with old friends from High School. Great production all around!

ajhee ,

12 stars!!!!!!

Maggie and Chris wanted me to leave a 9 star review but those don’t exist, plus I like even numbers so this works better. Funniest duo to ever do it. I’m happy I bullied my way into being a guest on the show. The inspired me to start my own podcast but let’s be honest, I’ll never live up to their talent. You must stan these two kooky nyc roommates immediately! and do it fast so they can get their own reality show because i’m gonna need more content when this podcast ends, it’s practically self care at this point. I never write reviews but Maggie and Chris said please so I had to do it for them. Top 5 best moments of 2020 was stumbling upon this wacky podcast. That’s enough words for now, bye!

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