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I've always believed, anything for a laugh, a look, or even a "WTF!" Reality is so Funny if told in the right way - Genius, Odd, Sad or even Scary... And that's EEK. 

  1. 1d ago

    Apple Orchid (Orchard?)

    EEKshow  Episode 26:  Apple Orchid (Orchard?) There are a lot of seasonal traditions you tend to do throughout the year, yes?  Whether you're a family, a couple, a group of friends, a class at school, criminals, loners, the elderly, Nuns, or even Street Gangs... (The Sharks were always my favorite - cue the whistle that they all did, which we know and love).  One such tradition is going Apple Picking. It's Fall and it's that time of year again for most of us here in the NorthEast.  Leaves are changing color, temps are dropping (that is if you even know the word FALL as a Season…. and or Autumn, for those of you that live out West or down South in the US).  To those of you overseas, I assume you may understand, and or it's a similar explanation where you are.  I promise to learn all International Climate Change and Seasons by the end of EEKshow, Season 5.  Anyway, there are pumpkins, corn mazes, costumes, parties, and yes... APPLE PICKING.  Most go and if you don't go, I understand, there are plenty of reasons as to why or why not… For the EEKshow, we GO (or Went) and upon leaving a couple weeks ago, the "APPLE ORCHID, ORCHARD, ORCA" simply helped write its own episode over that nearly 2 hours of time spent there for this Podcast.  I took notes in my head, I laughed internally, and then I recorded this beautiful piece overall, in one small drive/park session after dropping my daughter of at school.  Yes, that Motherfucking F-150 bitchass, who never parks in the lines at our local YMCA orangized painted vehicle, parking lot, indeed further added to this seasonal event analysis. Here we gooooooo oooooohhh oooooohhh, it's the EEKSHOW!!!!   Enjoy. *  The EEKshow, Season 1, will be coming to an END on Friday October 30th, 2026.  There will be a couple Bonuses before & into the next two weekends, along with this week's 26th and next week's 27th Episode.  There will also be ONE, Holiday EEKshow Special between Thanksgiving and New Year's, before 2027 begins. Thank you to all of you that have listened, and that have been on this ride with me.  I promise to always give my very best to all 3 or 300,000 of you that decided or still will decide, to pull back the curtain of the EEKshow and tune in.  And please don't forget to:    LAUGH, CRY, HIDE "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

  2. Oct 17 ·  Bonus

    BONUS: Is it Jason or Mason?

    EEKSHOW BONUS EPISODE:   Is it Jason or Mason? (with a Stylistic Jig) The EEKshow has zero affiliation with Peacock (the video streaming service).  That said, it should indeed be known that there's a Comet that humanity gets to sit down and watch right now, the very early stages of a new Horror Series to honor one of the ALL TIME most popular Horror Villains in the last 100 years (JASON).  That Comet, albeit using that word just a metpahor, is called Crystal Lake  (known at current to be the Prequel fictional Friday the 13th story that I assume helps lead us open to the very first film, Friday the 13th Part 1, which first aired in theaters back in May of 1980).  I mean, what else is there to say or do.  Nothing... And Go watch! Ironically, Jason Vorhees, the son of Pamela Vorhees has been avenging his mother's death and scaring people on film (and or just making them fans) over the last 45+ years now.  His Hockey/Goalie mask is cemented into our minds, as is his name, both synonomous with "Terror, Killer in the Woods near Crystal Lake"  One of the original and simplest slasher movies/stories/genres within horror of all time is indeed, Friday the 13th.  Now just imagine adding to that same moment of this new, televised version and horrific lore (again, which is 100% a fictional story) of Friday the 13th (again called Crystal Lake)... a real life creature walking out of the woods near your local YMCA Lagoon, exercising gym as you record this bonus epsiode in that same parking lot.  I still have no idea what it was, how it was moving or breathing, and or what the purpose of its zig zag style patterns of movement were as I producted this audio piece of hearable literature fo the EEKshow on Wednesday, 10/14/2026...  I really don't. All that said, I remain afraid to this very moment as I type.  I called it Mason, for sure it wasn't Jason, or was it?  EEK-EEK-EEK, Show-Show-Show. EEK-EEK-EEK, Show-Show-Show...  Listen if you Dare You're all DOOMED!!! "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

  3. Oct 9

    Then Shut Up!

    EEKshow Episode 24:  Then Shut Up! Most people hear things when they're growing up, as kids, as friends, and even when you get older as you get married, as adults (from your spouse), or even from your current family, your own kids.  They even hear catch phrases or repetitious ticks on repeat that come from you, and or they deliver themselves.  We call them isms in our family, we all have them (but luckily, no real negative ones to speak of).  My past family also had several of them, predominately coming from my dad, and ALL of them were negative ones (at times even, very negative)...  None more repetitive than the two words he said to us all, and especially to my mother, over and over and over and over and over again... SHUT UP!  He would also somehow manage to throw a set up word like preposition into his repetitous statement, "THEN, Shut UP!"  Usually it would follow him doing something or watching TV,  "Are you gonna let me watch this, THEN SHUT UP!"   There's no best way to describe my father's communication style, or who he truly was, how he was, and or how he spoke to my mother, brother, and me.  It's simply a way of life that we all learned to accept, live with.  I even turned it into impressionism, humor, and in a unique way…  continuosly re-enacting all the negativity to keep others/I laughing.  Recounting and impersonating fatherly stories from when I was a child right on through to this very day has helped shaped my entire life.   I'm thankful for the EEKshow, I'm thankful for the past, as it has led me to how and why I am who I am today.   So please, are you gonna listen to the EEKshow?  Then, SHUT UP (and lock in)!  "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

  4. Sep 25

    The Last Meal

    EEKshow  Episode 22 - The Last Meal (with song) It has been said that those on death row are allowed to have whatever they want to eat for their last meal.  It's also usually a day or two before they're going to be executed, BUT for the EEKshow, were talking hours before (you eat, you feel sick, you get ZAPPED!!!).  I also learned just recently, that it is in fact determined by each separate Prison, incarceration facility to decide and determine what they'll actually allow those in their last days or hours before the person's death to order.  However, different states and laws allow several prisons or facilities to indeed offer those on death row whatever they want to eat for their last meal, even if it's not sold or made at the location.  At times, there are even no restrictions, where at other times, there are still no restrictions, but you can ONLY actually order what is already available to eat at said prison or facility for cooking, serving, etc... Meaning, you can have whatever you want, but by chance you're craving Fried Zerbra Hooves (they may not be serving Zebra at the prison you're about to be executed at, and or it's nearby Lethal Injection or Electric Chair Site doesn't have it)...    Insert Sad Face :(       Zebra Hooves when cooked correctly can be quite succulent!! The Last Meal is an interesting discussion, always has been especially for those who enjoy or study history.  Timothy McVeigh had two pints of Mint Choc Chop Ice Cream.  Ted Bundy declined his last meal entirely, (sounded like a Play it Again Slam from Denny's - and or similar):  Eggs, Steak, Toast with Jelly/Butter, Hashbrowns, Coffee, Juice, and Milk).  John wayne Gacy ordered 12 fried shrimp, French Fries, a Pound of Strawberries, and an Original Recipe Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Now just KFC.  Crazy...  Dahmer never was on Death Row, pleaded guilty, and avoided the Death Penalty, (but since he was killed in prison, I dabbled with what he may have order if given his last meal opportunity).  What would you order?  What would you eat?  Would it be simple (Cheeseburger, Pizza, PB&J) or would you be courageous and try something new you've never even had before? Maybe you decide to be really picky, or you'd just go with whatever they had? Would you possibly go with whatever sounded just "ok" or "fine", specifically since your life was about to end?  OR!!!  Might you BUCK THE NORM, and put in an ORDER like the EEKshow did.  WOULD YOU ORDER FOOD WITH SUCH FLARE, THAT THE PRISON GUARDS BEGAN SALIVATING, ADMIRING YOUR DISPLAY OF THAT ONE LAST DEEP DIVE INTO THE WORLD OF DELICIOUSNESS (provided you were allowed to to chose whatever you truly wanted overall)? Lever Pushed Up, ZZZAPPPPPP, the EEKshow will soon be Dead...  What's your last meal going to be? "If you Seek an Episode Topic by EEK, Send Fan Mail. I'll consider every one I get" It's EEKshow Time

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I've always believed, anything for a laugh, a look, or even a "WTF!" Reality is so Funny if told in the right way - Genius, Odd, Sad or even Scary... And that's EEK. 

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