22 episodes

Comedian Emilie Hagen is constantly finding herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Luckily, she has a panel of "experts" that offer their unique perspectives to help her make sense of the chaos. Each week she comes to the same realization, she thought she knew everything, but she doesn't know a damn thing.

Emilie Knows Everything Emilie Hagen

    • Comedy
    • 4.8, 41 Ratings

Comedian Emilie Hagen is constantly finding herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Luckily, she has a panel of "experts" that offer their unique perspectives to help her make sense of the chaos. Each week she comes to the same realization, she thought she knew everything, but she doesn't know a damn thing.

    Practice Safe Astrology!

    Practice Safe Astrology!

    The podcast is back after a hiatus! This week Emilie tells the tale of the time she got scammed by an "astrologer" in North Hollywood, who told her that the only way she would find great fortune was to find a partner with a "Libra Moon." Reputable astrologer Vudu Venus comes on the show and dispels the inaccurate reading Emilie received by the 65-year-old NOHO charlatan. Vudu Venus dives deep into western astrology and teaches returning guests Bo and Lucia, the significance of the sun, moon, rising and nodes in a chart. She dissects both Bo and Emilie's birth charts down to the smallest degree and teaches them facts about astrology they could never get in a newspaper horoscope. You'll learn a lot this episode and perhaps even start believing in the zodiac ;)

    Vudu Venus: @vuduvenus
    https://www.vuduvenus.com

    Bo: @boseff

    Lucia: @langyueqinyin

    • 54 min
    A Witch and Ghosthunter Walk Into a Podcast

    A Witch and Ghosthunter Walk Into a Podcast

    Emilie Knows Everything podcast occult "expert," Nolan Silverstein, invites two strangers into Emilie's home for a ghost hunt: Linda the Ghost Hunter and Zachariah the Witch. They talk about the time Emilie was a mini cult leader of a frat house in Buffalo, Hollywood ghost hauntings and getting raped by European ghosts.

    Will Emilie's two bedroom apartment be haunted? Find out muahahaha.

    Find Zachariah: Instagram: @zachariahthewitch

    Find Linda: Instagram: @lindatheghosthunter
    www.lindaghosthunter.com for a Hollywood Haunted Tour


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    • 46 min
    Spirituality for Realists with Author Jeff Brown

    Spirituality for Realists with Author Jeff Brown

    For years, Emilie has been inviting "spiritual types," into her home and accepting "vibes" as payment for rent. Emilie recalls some of these new agey scams with her cousin/roommate Bo and dear friend Ziyang Wang also known as "Lucia." The three of them simply can't afford the spirituality packages they are being sold in West Hollywood and are struggling to stay grounded in the challenging entertainment industry. Luckily, they are joined by Author, Filmmaker and Grounded Spiritualist, Jeff Brown, who calls in from The Soulshaping Institute in Toronto and introduces them a practical approach to enlightenment defined in his new book, "Grounded Spirituality," a new paradigm of spirituality that is completely rooted and doesn't involve drinking expensive mint water on an Anthropologie pillow. Although, that also sounds nice.

    Check out Jeff Brown's work:
    https://soulshaping.com/
    https://www.soulshapinginstitute.com/

    Buy his book:
    https://www.amazon.com/Grounded-Spirituality-Jeff-Brown/dp/1988648033/ref=sr_1_2?gclid=CjwKCAjw1f_pBRAEEiwApp0JKCQGPQcjUjfmmb0felCtWE6oeZOkkzTUCWqzEg2vFq8cJfzVMSJTTxoC1oIQAvD_BwE&hvadid=329722190386&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9060325&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=e&hvrand=12129630213243747359&hvtargid=aud-647006051489%3Akwd-665639713674&hydadcr=24601_9648840&keywords=jeff+brown+grounded+spirituality&qid=1564518273&s=gateway&sr=8-2

    Follow Emilie: @emilieknowseverything
    Follow Bo: @boseff
    Follow Lucia: @langyueqinyin

    • 47 min
    Red Carpet Fails w/ Diana Espir and Sky Bliss

    Red Carpet Fails w/ Diana Espir and Sky Bliss

    Red carpet host, podcaster and producer Diana Espir joins Emilie to talk about her time as a red carpet reporter. Emilie's old hosting partner, Sky Bliss, stumbles onto the show mid episode after downing a cheap bottle of wine in her closet. Sky and Emilie share the story of the time Sky's cheeky British humor got him and Emilie banned from the red carpet.


    Emilie Knows Everything is a weekly podcast/talk show/live stream extravaganza. Live shows stream on Twitch Wednesdays at 8:00 PM PST. Tune in on Twitch to be part of the fun house and see all uncut episodes.

    Comedian Emilie Hagen always finds herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Each week she's joined with a panel of comedians, internet personalities and "experts" that help her make sense of the chaos.

    Find Diana: @dianaespir

    Diana Espir: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXUC...

    Find Sky: @skyblissrandomlifeadventures

    Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe :)

    • 44 min
    Sports Conspiracies w/ The Schmo

    Sports Conspiracies w/ The Schmo

    Emilie sits down with sports journalist, Dave Schmulenson, better known as "The Schmo." He comes in hot, grilling her on her terrible fitness habits & encouraging her to work out that loose skin of hers! Emilie's brother, Andy Hagen, the resident conspiracy theorist joins them to ask The Schmo if the conspiracies he believes are true.

    Does the Schmo believe that the Super Bowl is rigged? Does the Schmo think MMA is gay? Find out on this episode of Emilie Knows Everything.

    • 44 min
    Reminiscing with Ryland Adams

    Reminiscing with Ryland Adams

    Ryland Adams, Youtuber, internet personality and 2018 "Vlogger of the Year," visits Emilie and the two reminisce about their journeys in Hollywood.

    • 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
41 Ratings

41 Ratings

Merlaudlady ,

Original content

Wish Emilie would upload these more consistently. Hoping she does more episodes this next year

shelle21 ,

Love this Podcast! Self aware, funny and super engaging!

Love this podcast! Emilie is funny, witty, self-deprecating, honest, self-aware, smart and so fun to listen to. Her guests and friends that she invites to co-host with her have a wide variety of backgrounds and they cover all kinds of interesting topics. I can’t wait for more!

JishinDX ,

New Favorite

This is a fun listen. This is the group of friends everyone wishes they belonged to.

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