Who's The Bitch?

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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

3 DAYS AGO

Episode 8: A Bitch I Wanna Hang Out With

This week we got Thanksgiving talk, including Kara's personal Who's The Bitch from a less than stellar Thanksgiving at a restaurant past, to which Jackie recounts her tween nightmare of the vomit soaked time she had thanksgiving at a revolving Disney restaurant! This week's first voicemail is from a caller who must now monitor her friend at work and report back to their manager about the friend's massive corner cutting, to top it off the caller is the one who GOT HER THE JOB. The second voicemail comes from a fan dealing with her brother who expects her to fund his life in jail for attempted murder because of a traumatic kidnapping via his birth mother from before the caller was born. This week's third and final caller leaves a voicemail about drinking near a recently Cali-sober friend during a tour with her band and things getting very tense. And this week's episode is rounded out with an Instagram dm from a listener who confronted two girls rippin' fat cloudz in front of her four month old baby, and wants to know if she's THE BITCH for goin' so hard. Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 10m
NOV 13

Episode 7: One of Us, Bitch

This week Jackie still wants that sponsorship so, Women Owned™ BuzzBallz, pls respond, and A̶u̶n̶t̶ G̶a̶y̶l̶e̶ Kara is in a viral bitchuation involving the Queen of Catsteros herself. The Rock confirms he's so busy he pees in bottles like a basement dwelling neckbeard refusing to leave his goon cave, and continuing the PISS NEWS a girl in the pit for Sabrina Carpenter went too hard too soon and pissed the pit before Sabrina even hit the stage! A voicemail comes in from a listener who's sister walked out of a crowded theatre because the listener didn't follow their 'no one is allowed diet coke because I can't have it' rule and enjoyed that highly artificially sweet coke as the theatre of people probably thought she was a total monster to a pregnant woman. The first caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for refusing to apologize AGAIN and AGAIN to her little sister for things from their teenage years, and now the little sister wants 0 to do with her to the point of leaving groups the caller approaches at family events. Our second, and also last, caller wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to her crazy neighbor slingin' insults and callin' cops on almost everyone in the neighborhood while they organized and tried to get relief items in order post hurricane because it was past the curfew and she somehow had a 7am meeting. Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 7m
NOV 6

Episode 6: I'm Blamin' the Boomers

This week Kara and Jackie got ready for Halloween, and Jackie showed off her Greta Gremlin makeup for the night's costume and went over some personal Who's The Bitches! This week: Jackie's THE BITCH for turning down professional help from makeup artist friends for her complex Halloween costume, but she still killed it! Kara's bein' THE BITCH at her kids Halloween parties 'cause PTA means being forced to attend 3 HOUR WEBINARS ABOUT THEIR SCHOOLS!?! and has to multitask and take the calls AT the children's Halloween parties. Then it's time for some unsolicited advice involving fresh divorcees Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster FINALLY gettin' together. The voicemail this episode is a follow-up to a call from two weeks ago's episode where the caller wanted to know if she's THE BITCH for not telling her roommate's boyfriend that his girlfriend was trying to exit the relationship stage right with another guy, and boy are there more JUICY DETAILS! The first emailer wants to know if they are THE BITCH for being upset about two bombshells of secret siblings being brushed over like it's no big deal. The second listener email wants to know is she THE BITCH!? for letting her childhood friend know that it isn't a new thought that teens and adults shouldn't be together plus that Elvis was kinda creepy. In the third email, the listener wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when her friend showed up on her doorstep to add a flea covered kitten to their responsibility as their dog was slowly passing away. Our Final listener DM that came in for Khara and Jakkey wants to know if they're THE BITCH (ALL CAPS) for being upset when people get their very easy name wrong ALL THE TIIIIME! Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 9m
OCT 30

Episode 5: Who's the Witch?

On this edition of Who's the Bitch?, Jackie's all gussied up not only to get that BuzzBallz sponsorship but cause she got a HAWT date afterwards and Kara's advertising for her WIKIFEET! This week: the first caller wants to know if she, or Grandma, is THE BITCH after Grandma avoided her movie premiere and called to bitch the caller out for letting their 10 year old Chihuahua hang out in Grandma's basement during the premiere which violated a surprise family rule that Grandma seems to have just pulled out her ass. The second caller is trying to figure out how to spend quality time with his nephew without having to get into a verbal brawl about politics with the parents EVERY. SINGLE. VISIT. A letter comes from a listener wanting to know if SHE'S THE BITCH because her (now EX) boyfriend wouldn't wear a Halloween costume due to his cultural background and it caused a BIG OL' BLOW UP! Caller three is a RETURN CALLER with an UPDATE on their best friend who went to see her birth mom behind her back. Our last caller comes in piggybacking on the second call and wants to know if they're the bitch for limiting contact with their brother who refuses to help with anything involving their ailing mother and how can they maintain a relationship with their nephew despite this? Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 7m
OCT 23

Episode 4: 69% Bitch

Jackie starts this Who's the Bitch? out with spooky 31 for 31 talk, people who use lights and phones in the haunt are THE BITCHES, Kara can't think of what her favorite holiday would be anymore but she's hoping for that Springsgiving invite this year, and Netflix is THE BITCH for dropping new Love Is Blind while a girl is trying to get her spook on! This week: The first caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for not letting a roommate's boyfriend know that her roommate was gettin' close with another guy, a listener email about the writers friend making some truly questionable choices while not preparing for the massively life altering event of having a child, and finally a voicemail comes in from a listener wanting to know if she's THE BITCH for blocking off a rocky friendship that turned sour during the ex-friends wedding. Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 10m
OCT 16

Episode 3: You Ain't My Daddy

Kara and Jackie are sippin' buzzballz on the lanai and bringing that drunk aunt energy while makin' calls on Who's the Bitch! This week: Jackie officiated a wedding and wants to know if she's the bitch for getting a tattoo right before the wedding without notifying the couple, another in studio Who's the Bitch has LPN's own Gurney asking if she's the bitch for her reaction to a mid flight prank, followed by a caller who asks if their sisters hastily planned party was an excuse to be a BEEEOOOOCHH!? Another flight related Who's the Bitch revolves around an unruly child on a total mess of a 12 hour flight, we get our first update and it's about that terrible, awful, no good van! A nursing student asks if they are the bitch for standing up for themselves after being ridiculed frequently by another student only for it to end up with the administration coming at THE CALLER!! A summer worker from an auto shop (Kara's headcanon says a Jiffy Lube) asks Who's the Bitch for goin' fishin' after being scheduled to work despite giving 3 weeks notice and the manager does NOT take it well, Kara and Jackie close it out by making plans for when they FINALLY get to tell a caller they are indeed the bitch! Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

57 min
OCT 9

Episode 2: Wowie Zowie

Kara and Jackie are back listenin' to yer calls, readin' yer emails and are ready to make some calls on 'Who's the Bitch?'! This week: Jackie has FEELS about Hawk Tuah Girl and, after therapy, is ready to work it out with Kara with POSITIVITY, there's talk of Halloween costumes past and Jackie asks her OWN Who's the Bitch? regrading hatred of couples costumes, then it's time to get down to listener voicemails! The first caller is a listener asking if she's the bitch for being upset that her bestie went behind her back to meet up with the callers birth mom that she has only met 3x herself (in group settings, no less!), then they lean a little political with an email from a listener, but it feels relatable so they're reading it! The listener's boyfriend of seven years is absolutely perfect in every way except that he's voting for Trump, so what should she do!? Finally, to round it out, they take a voicemail from a listener who wanted to know if they were being the bitch because of being upset about letting their husband and father-in-law plan a visit and acquisition of a vehicle, only to end up in a bedbug, bloodstained barf bungalow with a van they can't drive home because of missing parts and being generally unsafe Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 5m
OCT 2

Episode 1: Hullabaloo with the Devil

In this, the inaugural episode of Who's The Bitch? live-streamed on 09.30.24, Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk are makin' calls on WHO'S THE BITCH? in the case of one of them Mormon Wives and their Secret Lives lyin' 'bout bein' related to Ben Affleck and Dave Grohl cheating on his wife for years and apparently not wrappin' it up!? Then it's time to get up close and PERSONAL with some calls from the audience including a listener's tale about a middle school feud resulting from an inside joke taken out into the public, and a maid of honor who's simple question about her grandmother's bridal shower attendance ends up potentially causing a massive rift in the family — that's not an overreaction at all. Plus some totally batshit advice from newspaper columns older than Jimmy Carter! Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

1h 4m
SEP 24

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Nov 15

Bristy89

10 out 10 highly recommend!!! I ❤️ you ladies!!!!
Hilarious Right On Advice!!!

Oct 14

crappiehippie

What is it about comedians and their ability to tell it like it is and sauce the truth in such a way it goes down without bitterness??? I find that especially true of lady comics and double that in regard to these two insightful women. Between giggles and guffaws you’re going to be nodding your head and belting out a “right on!” as Kara and Jackie help their listeners wend their way through conflict and doubt. If only therapy could be this much fun!!!
Kara

Oct 31

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Are you still doing “ don’t discuss politics” You re part of the problem !
Great gals and great show!

Oct 10

Greta G-Unit

Enjoying this show greatly! Keep up the fantastic work gals!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?