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Escape From Vault Disney Tony Goldmark
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4.9 • 222 Ratings
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The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!
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MINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+!
DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.
In this special minisode, we combine the last two theme "months" together by assembling eighteen regular guests to give brief synopses on all 36 theatrical movies released by Disney during the What Would Walt Have Done? era that are NOT available on Disney+!
Special thanks to Stephen Anderson, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Dave Cobb, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Ryan Hipp, Zach Hurst, Charley Marlowe, Jacob Martin, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall, Kit Quinn, Cassie Shima, Luke Ski, Devo Spice and Agatha Vile!
Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 -
Gus
It's the ludicrously-belated fifth and final episode of WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? "MONTH" on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap up this batch of episodes on the most awkward time period in Disney history, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to cover an example of Disney's most reliably lucrative (or at least, least reliably un-lucrative) genre at the time, the dumb-as-rocks slapstick-heavy live-action comedy! And what a comedy it was, assembling more exclamation-point-worthy TV stars than a primetime variety special - Ed Asner! Don Knotts! Tim Conway! Tom Bosley! Bob Crane! Dick Van Patten! Dick Butkus! The Guy Who Voiced The Cat From Outer Space! - and then casting them all in a motion picture where the REAL star is a dumb mule who somehow gets drafted as an NFL placekicker through the use of Air Bud logic twenty years before Air Bud. Ah well, at least he's not Harrison Butker. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they all get kicked in the head by GUS!
Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986
Check out my guests' stuff!
CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods
ZACH HURST
Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages
CASSIE SHIMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue
And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
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Hacksaw
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.
WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on lumbering along! For our fourth and penultimate episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1971 to cover a made-for-TV movie produced for NBC's weekly "Wonderful World of Disney" showcase, with a daring, I dare say even avant-garde premise: see, there's this horse who - get this - doesn't want to be ridden! Even though he's a horse! Crazy, right? I mean, if he didn't want to be ridden, why'd he become a horse in the first place? Why not instead become some other creature, like an alligator? Or Mitt Romney? No one's ever ridden Mitt Romney! Silly horse thinks he's Mitt Romney. I'm laughing already and it's not even remotely interesting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Devo Spice as they chop off their hands with a HACKSAW!
Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986
Check out my guests' stuff!
MORGAN FUNDER
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thewiredone.bsky.social
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern
DEVO SPICE
New Album: https://devospice.bandcamp.com/album/cover-up
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/devospice
Website: https://www.devospice.com
And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
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The Fox and the Hound
It continues to be WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our third episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick an animated would-be classic that seemed to have everything going for it: a beautiful nature setting in the Bambi mold, a timeless parabolic story about the irrationality of bigotry, and a once-in-a-lifetime animation crew loaded with literally dozens of future directors. How could they possibly screw that up? Welp, dull dialogue, a meandering story, muddled character motivations, instantly forgettable songs, an inept fumbling of the anti-bigotry message, a side character who should've died inexplicably living, a pointless B-plot where two birds and a caterpillar do third-rate Tom & Jerry shtick, and what the hell, why not throw in some incompetent studio mismanagement that drove about a dozen animators to resign and form their own studio while we're at it, that's how. Meh, at least the furries got something out of it. Join Tony Goldmark, Dave Cobb, Charley Marlowe and Jacob Martin as they try to schedule a disastrous playdate for THE FOX AND THE HOUND!
Read my livetweet of The Fox and the Hound: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1269473462155804672
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Check out my guests' stuff!
DAVE COBB
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb
Podcast: https://linktr.ee/ratcastlepodcast
AR Gaming Company: https://infiniterabbitholes.com
CHARLEY MARLOWE
Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/mystery-shack-lookback
Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe
JACOB MARTIN
Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic
Website: https://www.coastercomposer.com
And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
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Treasure of Matecumbe
It's still WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to pick an ambitious misfire released just in time for America's bicentennial, a would-be epic treasure hunt adventure set in the Reconstruction-era American South that aims to be Budget Mark Twain by way of Budget Robert Louis Stevenson, depicting America as a chaotic lawless hellscape where former slaves run back to their plantations, snake oil medicine can be refashioned into Molotov cocktails, impromptu hoedowns turn into attempted gangbangs at the drop of a hat and we're supposed to take the big evil frightening villain seriously even though his name is "Spangler." Also the guy who voiced Prince John is in it but he doesn't suck his thumb even once. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they fruitlessly hunt for the TREASURE OF MATECUMBE!
Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986
Check out my guests' stuff!
RYAN HIPP
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp
MADELINE MAYE
Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife
CHRIS NEBERGALL
Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA
And check out this show on social media!
Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast
Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark
Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark
Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
Customer Reviews
Great monthly podcast
I like the show a lot, the guests are always funny, they elevate some of the lackluster things they review, and the editing is always sharp. Worth the wait.
More Goldmark = More Better
Takes the insane and mundane yet somehow makes it interesting 🤩🤩🤩
What’s the Podcast!
This is a funny, informative, and filled with so many tangents of a podcast.
Tony and his guests work so well off each other though I will note the episodes where someone is doing a character those personally kind of rub me the wrong way as the gimmick becomes old fast, with the exception of Agatha Vile. However, those episodes are few and far between.