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The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

Escape From Vault Disney Tony Goldmark

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 222 Ratings

The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

    MINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+!

    MINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+!

    In this special minisode, we combine the last two theme "months" together by assembling eighteen regular guests to give brief synopses on all 36 theatrical movies released by Disney during the What Would Walt Have Done? era that are NOT available on Disney+!

    Special thanks to Stephen Anderson, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan, Kyle A. Carrozza, Dave Cobb, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Ryan Hipp, Zach Hurst, Charley Marlowe, Jacob Martin, Madeline Maye, Chris Nebergall, Kit Quinn, Cassie Shima, Luke Ski, Devo Spice and Agatha Vile!

    Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    • 15 min
    Gus

    Gus

    It's the ludicrously-belated fifth and final episode of WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? "MONTH" on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap up this batch of episodes on the most awkward time period in Disney history, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to cover an example of Disney's most reliably lucrative (or at least, least reliably un-lucrative) genre at the time, the dumb-as-rocks slapstick-heavy live-action comedy! And what a comedy it was, assembling more exclamation-point-worthy TV stars than a primetime variety special - Ed Asner! Don Knotts! Tim Conway! Tom Bosley! Bob Crane! Dick Van Patten! Dick Butkus! The Guy Who Voiced The Cat From Outer Space! - and then casting them all in a motion picture where the REAL star is a dumb mule who somehow gets drafted as an NFL placekicker through the use of Air Bud logic twenty years before Air Bud. Ah well, at least he's not Harrison Butker. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Zach Hurst and Cassie Shima as they all get kicked in the head by GUS!

    Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    Check out my guests' stuff!

    CHARLIE CALLAHAN
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark 
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods   

    ZACH HURST
    Podcast: https://rss.com/podcasts/wimdpod 
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages

    CASSIE SHIMA
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue 

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Hacksaw

    Hacksaw

    WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on lumbering along! For our fourth and penultimate episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1971 to cover a made-for-TV movie produced for NBC's weekly "Wonderful World of Disney" showcase, with a daring, I dare say even avant-garde premise: see, there's this horse who - get this - doesn't want to be ridden! Even though he's a horse! Crazy, right? I mean, if he didn't want to be ridden, why'd he become a horse in the first place? Why not instead become some other creature, like an alligator? Or Mitt Romney? No one's ever ridden Mitt Romney! Silly horse thinks he's Mitt Romney. I'm laughing already and it's not even remotely interesting. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Devo Spice as they chop off their hands with a HACKSAW!

    Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    Check out my guests' stuff!

    KYLE A. CARROZZA
    Bandcamp: https://tvskyle.bandcamp.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tvskyle 
    Podcast: http://kyleandluke.com

    MORGAN FUNDER
    BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thewiredone.bsky.social 
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWire2
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnIdiotsLantern

    DEVO SPICE
    New Album: https://devospice.bandcamp.com/album/cover-up
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/devospice 
    Website: https://www.devospice.com

    And check out this show on social media!
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    Hear new episodes early and ad-free by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

    • 56 min
    The Fox and the Hound

    The Fox and the Hound

    It continues to be WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our third episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick an animated would-be classic that seemed to have everything going for it: a beautiful nature setting in the Bambi mold, a timeless parabolic story about the irrationality of bigotry, and a once-in-a-lifetime animation crew loaded with literally dozens of future directors. How could they possibly screw that up? Welp, dull dialogue, a meandering story, muddled character motivations, instantly forgettable songs, an inept fumbling of the anti-bigotry message, a side character who should've died inexplicably living, a pointless B-plot where two birds and a caterpillar do third-rate Tom & Jerry shtick, and what the hell, why not throw in some incompetent studio mismanagement that drove about a dozen animators to resign and form their own studio while we're at it, that's how. Meh, at least the furries got something out of it. Join Tony Goldmark, Dave Cobb, Charley Marlowe and Jacob Martin as they try to schedule a disastrous playdate for THE FOX AND THE HOUND!

    Read my livetweet of The Fox and the Hound: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1269473462155804672  
    Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    Check out my guests' stuff!

    DAVE COBB
    Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb
    Podcast: https://linktr.ee/ratcastlepodcast 
    AR Gaming Company: https://infiniterabbitholes.com

    CHARLEY MARLOWE
    Podcast: https://www.pipedreampodcasts.com/mystery-shack-lookback  
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/charmarlowe  
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CharleyMarlowe  

    JACOB MARTIN
    Bandcamp: https://closetothesun5.bandcamp.com  
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rct3isepic 
    Website: https://www.coastercomposer.com

    And check out this show on social media!
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Treasure of Matecumbe

    Treasure of Matecumbe

    It's still WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to pick an ambitious misfire released just in time for America's bicentennial, a would-be epic treasure hunt adventure set in the Reconstruction-era American South that aims to be Budget Mark Twain by way of Budget Robert Louis Stevenson, depicting America as a chaotic lawless hellscape where former slaves run back to their plantations, snake oil medicine can be refashioned into Molotov cocktails, impromptu hoedowns turn into attempted gangbangs at the drop of a hat and we're supposed to take the big evil frightening villain seriously even though his name is "Spangler." Also the guy who voiced Prince John is in it but he doesn't suck his thumb even once. Join Tony Goldmark, Ryan Hipp, Madeline Maye and Chris Nebergall as they fruitlessly hunt for the TREASURE OF MATECUMBE!

    Pre-order Stephen Anderson's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    Check out my guests' stuff!

    RYAN HIPP
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/RyanHippFTW 
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/theryanhipp  

    MADELINE MAYE
    Bandcamp: https://madelinemaye.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendlyCatWife
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@friendlycatwife

    CHRIS NEBERGALL
    Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/landbeforetimeland
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

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    • 1 hr 15 min
    A Tale of Two Critters (with Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson!)

    A Tale of Two Critters (with Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson!)

    It's WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, as we devote March 2024 to movies, featurettes and/or TV specials produced by Walt Disney Productions during that odd, awkward inbetween time from 1968-1984, after Walt died but before Eisner took over! And for our first episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, we're joined by the man who literally wrote the soon-to-be-released book on that era, Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson! And for our topic, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1977, the summer when Star Wars had the unmitigated audacity to dominate the box office 35 years before Disney owned it. The only competition Disney had that summer was a Herbie sequel and an animated talking mice movie, so the Disney execs thought "Hey, y'know what Walt would've done? He would've paired the animated talking mice movie with 48 minutes of documentary-style footage of a bear and a raccoon in the woods just kinda wandering around, narrated by an obscure country singer who, for thoroughly unclear reasons, is named 'Mayf Nutter.' That'll steer audiences away from Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star for sure!" Are you starting to understand why Disney struggled in the 70s? Join Tony Goldmark, Stephen Anderson, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they chase A TALE OF TWO CRITTERS! 

    Pre-order Stephen's new book! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/disney-in-between-the-lost-years-1966-1986 

    Here's that "bear and bees" video we were talking about btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehm7q6uTtsA  

    Check out my guests' stuff!

    STEPHEN ANDERSON
    Website: https://www.stevehatguy.com 
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stevehatguy 
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/stevehatguy

    DAVID GANSSLE
    Website: https://doggans.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doggans87 
    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

    LUKE SKI
    Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski
    Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski

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    • 1 hr 4 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
222 Ratings

222 Ratings

SuperBeedle ,

Great monthly podcast

I like the show a lot, the guests are always funny, they elevate some of the lackluster things they review, and the editing is always sharp. Worth the wait.

KevinP Orlando, FL ,

More Goldmark = More Better

Takes the insane and mundane yet somehow makes it interesting 🤩🤩🤩

jmoyner ,

What’s the Podcast!

This is a funny, informative, and filled with so many tangents of a podcast.
Tony and his guests work so well off each other though I will note the episodes where someone is doing a character those personally kind of rub me the wrong way as the gimmick becomes old fast, with the exception of Agatha Vile. However, those episodes are few and far between.

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