100 episodes

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!

Everyone's A Criti‪c‬ Jess & Jonathan

    • Improv
    • 4.9 • 90 Ratings

The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!

    S2 Ep 5: Beauty and the Applebeast

    S2 Ep 5: Beauty and the Applebeast

    Well folks, when I realized today's episode was 7 minutes too long, I took another pass through the audio. Trimmed the pauses. Clipped the follow-ups. Made the episode super late for our east coast friends. Aaaand now it's 6:30 too long. You're welcome!
    This one's about Applebees and the US economy. 
    If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope.
    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

    • 1 hr 6 min
    S2 Ep 4: Meatloaf's Porn Name

    S2 Ep 4: Meatloaf's Porn Name

    Hello to our newest of new listeners! On today's show, we explore the AllRecipes gender binary, we read thirsty reviews for Chicken Run, and we bury AllRecipes in the *f*****g ground*.

    Also, this episode was uploaded from my phone. We're lucky to have power, and we hope y'all are hangin' in there.

    If you like the show, please TELL A FRIEND? Or find us and let us know you like it:

    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone

    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com

    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

    Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

    Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/

    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods"

    • 57 min
    S2 Ep 3: Stiff as an Aged Cheddar

    S2 Ep 3: Stiff as an Aged Cheddar

    This one's about cleaning gak, quick-ship mattresses, and keyboards you can eat your dinner off of.
    I also make many unfortunate jokes about Dorito crumbs and ... worse things.
    If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope.
    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
    Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
    Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
     

    • 1 hr 2 min
    S2 Ep 2: A Parade of Karens

    S2 Ep 2: A Parade of Karens

    This show's got it all. Appalling college professors. Karens on the march. And so many people getting cultured cream out of spicket.
    It's the best episode we've done in a while, and we've been pumped to put it up. 
    And hey, if you enjoy it, please tell us a friend, or drop us a review. The first one especially.
    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
    Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
    Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

    • 1 hr 5 min
    S2 Ep 1: Kissing in the Ditch

    S2 Ep 1: Kissing in the Ditch

    In today's season premiere, Jess decides to Yelp It on a Mountain, while I take us on a much needed trip, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. :'(
    If you're new to the show, welcome! If you enjoy the show and decide to stay, please share it! We love that stuff, and we love to hear from folks, too: 
    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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    Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Ep 128: When the Walmart Won't Cut It

    Ep 128: When the Walmart Won't Cut It

    Join us for a wild season finale, where Jess brings reviews for everyone's favorite hot dog stand with a membership, and I drop some spicy thoughts on hot mushroom cocoa. 
    It'll make sense eventually. See y'all in SEASON 2! (aka NEXT WEEK AS USUAL!)
    Hey if you've got friends, please tell them about the show! We love it like mad when you do that.
    Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
    Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
    Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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    Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/
    As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
     
     

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
90 Ratings

90 Ratings

Alysonm8938 ,

Feels like I’m with friends

This podcast is so dang funny! Jess and Johnathon seem so genuine to me and I love the dynamic they have. I know it’s silly, but I feel like I’m sitting hanging out with friends when I listen and let’s be real not a lot of in person hanging out lately so idk it feels nice to listen to something light hearted like I’m having a chat with friends 😄😅
I find myself saving the weekly episode to listen to Friday night while I work from home as a little reward haha.
Anyways, give it a listen!

atropos twitch ,

I used to be a 5 star review

When this podcast first started it was full of hope and vigor. I told everyone how funny and uplifting this couple was. I liked to visit into this fun little corner of the internet that seemed pure and good.

I’m not sure what has changed, but the feel of the pod has turned like sour milk. It may be nothing, but there seems to be a meanness creeping in. The husband has started cutting the wife off, second guessing her successful attempts at being silly and funny, and just all around creating a hostile environment. He acts like a fool and the. Shoots down their SO for the same risks. It’s sad to see.

I like each host independently, but I feel like I’m about to watch the implosion of a marriage and it broadcast worldwide. I don’t need that.

Fix the tone or I’m out. Please try to Treat you wife with some respect because she is the easily as talented as the boy.

Sandwichartist1507 ,

Makes me go hahaha out loud

This podcast hits me right in the laughbox. It's one of the few things that make me laugh audibly. I revived my old iphone to write this review because more people should know about this podcast.

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