262 episodes
Everyone's A Critic Jess & Jonathan
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4.8 • 107 Ratings
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The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!
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ep 260 An Announcement
Thank you so much for every listen throughout the years. Change isn't easy. We love all of you and have loved every moment of making this silly, wonderful, obnoxious show.
Every time you read a funny review in the wild, hear an out of context kazoo, or find yourself laughing at the inevitable heat death of the universe, let it remind you of us.
Take care of each other, make each other laugh.
J and J -
Ep 259: Thank You for Yawning
In today's episode, a cohost yawns at her cohost, a boy kicks a cow too hard, and Barbie goes mutton busting.
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment.
Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/
Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
Hello world!
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Ep 258: Their 12th Favorite Film
Ecclesiastical!
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment.
Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/
Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
Hello world!
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Ep 257: The Cheez Whiz Was Expired
We didn't realize until after we stopped recording that the Cheez Whiz eaten in today's program was two weeks past its sell-by date. I bought it at a Kroger, and like, yeah sell-by dates are kind of dumb sometimes, but like, what? How?
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment.
Our favorite music in one messy pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/
Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
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Ep 256: We Have King’s Hawaiian Money
I know the title is supposed to be "Skating for Christ." But that isn't my new favorite phrase ever, so, what can you do.
Today's show also features a grim look at airport Starbucks by someone who's connecting flight is definitely impossible.
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment.
Our favorite music in one messy pile-up:
https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/
Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ -
Ep 255: Carol Time.
In today's show we piss, cuss, steal, and win (everybody's doing it).
If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment.
Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4
https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9
Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/
Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com
Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/
Hello world!
Customer Reviews
They Will Be Missed
I cried when I learned this podcast was ending. It felt like my Internet parents were getting divorced.
Sad to see it go
I just found this podcast very recent, and listening to it while on walks or while gaming has been amazing. I am sad to see it’s end, but as Jess said, it will always be here for when we need it. Jess and Johnathan, may you succeed in whatever you go on to do next.
If I could rate it more than 5 stars….. I would
Classic