211 episodes
Everyone's A Critic Jess & Jonathan
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4.8 • 101 Ratings
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The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!
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Ep 209: High-Key Yuck Yuck
Alternate titles include: The Episode that Almost Wasn't, The Episode that Almost Wasn't... wait, that's it. I thought I had more.
Today we've got reviews for a masturbation-themed pub in Wilsonville, Oregon AND daddy-themed foods from the Allest of AllRecipes. Unbelievable.
We're likely skipping next week's upload (for the first time ever) so that we can get an episode ahead. Stay hydrated and we'll see you in two weeks!
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
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Ep 208: The Summer to My Sausage
In today's show, we finally do reviews for Hickory Farms meat and cheese boxes. I honestly wish we did an exclusively Hickory Farms podcast.
I don't even remember what the rest of the show was about.
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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
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Ep 207: This Pleases the Nut
Today's title is a bit of merciless SEO. But we didn't stop at nuts! This episode also has fried chicken and karaoke.
Talk about a *banger*.
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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
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Ep 206: A Sip Worth Chewing
In today's show, Stacy (finally) leaves the room, Jess arrogantly couches herself on our tongues, and Jacqueline learns about effervescence.
I thought I was bringing fire with shrimp reviews, but I didn't know I was up against a grad student.
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Ep 205: Because of Chicken Beast
In today's show, Jess tries to keep things light with reviews for Winn-Dixie the Dog, but fails when faced with a five pound burger and a fried chicken on a spoon.
We're really killin' it on this track.
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Ep 204: feel fetal Fridley at
In today's show, Jess begins a 4 part epic through the lore of Winn Dixie, and we take a very patriotic trip to Bonanza, Oregon (honk, honk).
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I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.
Customer Reviews
A Good Show
We all have read ludicrous reviews and pointed them out to our friends. This show is like that, but funnier. The hosts have great chemistry and play off each other well, and the show feels welcoming.
And again, it’s funny, which is why we are actually here.
Check it out.
Give it a Try, you won’t regret it!
It’s been a couple years since I’ve been listening, and all my friends and coworkers over the years know about it at this point with how often I recommend it to people.
A married couple antagonizing each other with the most bonkers reviews online, never in my life did I think I would be so invested with what people have to say about beer or hot dogs yet the bit theme songs are engrained in my brain
-Listener Hollis
Such a fun podcast!
I look forward to listening every week for a much needed laugh. Jess and Jonathan are great, and I love how they play off one another.