Everything But The Cats

Everything But The Cats
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Two best friends (Gage and DJ) dive into life's greatest mysteries. Are Trix really just for kids? What is the best platforming video game? Will all dogs go to Heaven? And many more. Join us as we talk about everything...except for the cats.

  1. 8H AGO

    2026 Drafts: Cult Leaders, Superpowers, and More!

    One of our favorite episodes from our early days of audio-only podcasting was our draft episode. It just felt like us, it allowed for a fun game, and it helped us to get comfortable in this world of content creation. To help us revisit some of what we originally did, as well as to supply an episode that has been requested a surprising amount, we are back with some more drafts! Who had the better drafts? Tune in, comment, and let us know who did a better job in the comments below! And if this is content that you enjoy, please like and subscribe so we can know that we should do more of this! But more than anything else, stay lovely dear listener. 00:19 - Intro 04:09 - Biblical Dodgeball Team 10:18 - Food Mascot Death Battle 20:10 - Worst Walk-Up Music 26:29 - Making Superpowers Bad 33:12 - Fictional Characters that WOULD be Cult Leaders 43:49 - D&D Party of Fictional Characters 55:31 - Thank you! Thank you to our friends for our musicJacob Casey: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7E60rnQGYTO65DTkVpe6D9?si=46ylUvAcTmuoXAXqxvf04gAdam Ward: https://www.instagram.com/adamjward1/Jared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nocatspodYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoCatsPodSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1TOoYcuujpulwuIuLdDk7V?si=a09b0e516f7b444bApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everything-but-the-cats/id1712223606Website: https://everythingbutthecats.com

    1h 54m

  2. MAR 1

    Answering Relationship Question on Reddit with Garrett

    This was originally scheduled to release on Valentine's weekend, but due to life circumstances it is coming out a bit late. However, we asked Garrett to join us again so that we could do what we do best and give relationship advice to complete strangers. Do you agree with us? Do you disagree? If you have your own takes, leave them in the comments below. Like and subscribe and all that jazz, but most of all stay lovely dear listener/viewer. Thank you to our friends for our musicJacob Casey: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7E60rnQGYTO65DTkVpe6D9?si=46ylUvAcTmuoXAXqxvf04gAdam Ward: https://www.instagram.com/adamjward1/Jared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nocatspodYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoCatsPodSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1TOoYcuujpulwuIuLdDk7V?si=a09b0e516f7b444bApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everything-but-the-cats/id1712223606Website: https://everythingbutthecats.com

    1h 19m

  3. FEB 8

    The Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012

    When you think of Canada what comes to mind? Large antlered animals (moose)? Ice hockey? Poutine?! How about maple syrup? Canada produces the overwhelming majority of the world's maple syrup, and Quebec specifically produces about 77% of it. And in 2012, with mounting tensions, some good planning, and a bit of a capitalistic spark, at least 17 men worked together to pull off the most expensive (and Canadian) heist in the country's history. Stay tuned for the whole story, and if you like this kind of content let us know so we can keep making more of it. 00:21 - Intro 06:47 - Background and FPAQ 17:02 - Tensions rise 21:47 - Droughts, heists, and...syrup laundering? 29:38 - The Great Heist of 2012 43:08 - Capture and arrest 55:10 - Thank you and good dayThank you to our friends for our musicJacob CaseyAdam WardJared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.InstagramYoutubeSpotifyApple PodcastsWebsite

    57 min

  4. FEB 1

    How Not to Rob a Bank: Vincent Gepson

    In 2022 Vincent Gepson robbed a bank in Joplin Missouri. He took meticulous care to not be caught, but still was. Join us as DJ explains some of the background to the case as well as the pieces of evidence that would eventually land Vincent back in jail. If you're new here and like hanging out with us, why don't you make that a regular thing and start by subscribing and liking? Thank you regardless for checking us out and stay lovely. Thank you to our friends for our musicJacob CaseyAdam Ward Jared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.InstagramYoutube SpotifyApple Podcasts Website

    1h 3m

  5. JAN 25

    Answering Reddit's Most Pressing Questions

    In our continued efforts to talk about everything, we have finally turned to the thing most podcasts eventually become, reacting to reddit posts. And today we are joined by a special guest: Angela! Tune in to hang out with the three of us as we answer pressing questions, give our two cents on moral issues, and discuss the implications of cylinders and M&M tubes. If you have posts that you would like us to react to, share them with us! If you would like to throw your own reactions in the mix, comment below and we will share them in a future episode! As always, like if you like, subscribe to keep us around, and comment your feelings. But more than any of that, stay lovely dear listener. 00:20 - Intro to Reddit and social media talks15:04 - What is the guy equivalent...pt. 1 20:31 - AITA for pretending to get fired...? 33:32 - AITA for making a dad joke? 39:42 - What is the guy equivalent...pt. 2 44:17 - What if God was Jod? 47:26 - Stool sample advice50:57 - Girlfriend gifts52:54 - Do I own my neighbor's house now? 1:00:49 - TIFU with GTA1:06:46 - TIFU April Fool's Divorce 1:16:46 - THE Cylinder post 1:20:22 - We have done everything now...goodbyeThank you to our friends for our musicJacob Casey Adam WardJared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.Instagram YoutubeSpotifyApple PodcastsWebsite

    1h 25m

  6. JAN 18

    Playoff Predictions, Football for Dummies, and Drew Carey

    This week the boys are joined by their friend Hayden to talk all things football, including his loyalty as a Seahawks fan, the basics of the game, and our predictions of what will happen for the rest of the playoffs. For the record, this was recorded on Friday night, before any of the games the weekend of the second round. We were wrong on at least one metric. Anywho, thank you for hanging out with us. If you haven't, subscribe. Leave a like, comment below whatever your heart desires (almost at least). 00:19 - Intro and Football 01:19 - Eating our Words 07:14 - Seattle Love 17:14 - Drew Carey 20:26 - Beastquake 2.0 23:16 - Football for Dummies 40:21 - Playoff Predictions 57:24 - Conclusion Thank you to our friends for our music Jacob Casey: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7E60rnQGYTO65DTkVpe6D9?si=46ylUvAcTmuoXAXqxvf04g Adam Ward: https://www.instagram.com/adamjward1/ Jared Scrowther: https://www.instagram.com/jared_scrowther/ If you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com. To find us elsewhere, just go to these links. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nocatspod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoCatsPod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1TOoYcuujpulwuIuLdDk7V?si=a09b0e516f7b444b Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everything-but-the-cats/id1712223606 Website: https://everythingbutthecats.com

    1 hr

  7. JAN 11

    The Cradle Series from Memory

    In our first episode of 2026, and in celebration of DJ's 30th birthday, we have decided to dive deeply into the Cradle Series by Will Wight. Join us as DJ does his best to tell the full, inerrant story of this series (abridged, of course). Two warnings: Spoilers ahead for major portions of the Cradle series. Also, major mistakes in the retelling ahead are very possible, though not guaranteed. 00:20 - Intro 03:02 - Happy Birthday DJ and Cradle 11:24 - Book One: Unsouled 33:58 - Book Two: Soulsmith 39:31 - Book Three: Blackflame 43:00 - Book Four: Skysworn45:19 - Book Five: Ghostwater 49:11 - Book Six: Underlord 52:40 - Book Seven: Uncrowned 1:02:15 - Book Eight: Wintersteel 1:08:21 - Book Nine: Bloodline 1:14:22 - Book Ten: Reaper 1:26:42 - Book Eleven: Dreadgod 1:28:37 - Book Twelve: Waybound 1:33:08 - Conclusion and Thanks Thank you to our friends for our musicJacob CaseyAdam WardJared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at nocatspod@gmail.com.To find us elsewhere, just go to these links.InstagramYoutubeSpotifyApple PodcastsWebsite

    1h 36m

  8. 12/28/2025

    Triangle Agency in Starlight Glen Part 2!

    This week the group of unconventional field agents attempt to find and secure the anomaly causing all the Christmas havoc in Starlight Glen. Will they succeed? Will they fail spectacularly? Will any of them still have frozen yogurt privileges by the end of this mission? Tune in to find out!

    2h 20m
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Two best friends (Gage and DJ) dive into life's greatest mysteries. Are Trix really just for kids? What is the best platforming video game? Will all dogs go to Heaven? And many more. Join us as we talk about everything...except for the cats.

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  • Creator
    Everything But The Cats
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    116
  • Rating
    Clean
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