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    The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!

    The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!

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    “Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…”
     
    “We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.”
     
    “Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!”
     
    “He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!”
     
    “We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.”
     
    “We're the boss over nothing; not the general manager of the universe!” 
     
    “Ho ho…what a surprise!”
     
    “When ego dies, chaos dies.”
     
    “Rest and relaxation at last…”
     
    “My friends, let's celebrate the emancipation shall we?”
     
    “Ahhh…a little strong but good! “
     
    “Thank you everyone, thank you!”
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES

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    The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility

    The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility

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    “The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.”
     
    “Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!”
     
    “Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.”
     
    “Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.” 
     
    “But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.”
     
    “But sure looks like tomorrow don’t it?”
     
    “Yeah, the games already over; it has been won.”
     
    “The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has two questions that EVERYONE must answer for if they want to get upstairs…”
     
    “If you answer yes to number one, you can go on to number two.”
     
    “One: did you forgive what is wrong?”
     
    “Two: did you stand for what is right?”
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES
     

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    Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?

    Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?

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    “I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.” 
     
    “The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.”
     
    “Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!”
     
    “And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.”
     
    “This lodge belongs to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…NOT US!”
     
    “He expects us to maintain the lodge, not change it so we're comfy!”
     
    “So lets' ask ourselves: what do we care about:”
     
    “Upholding the integrity of the lodge, or only the convention?”
     
    “The brotherhood of the pelt, or free burial in Bismarck North Dakota?”
     
    “Why are we concerned whether the Canarsie style of mambo is more authentic than the Weehawken style?
     
    “The hip action is all that matters!”
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES

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    Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!

    Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!

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    “Brothers, this war may take many years and cost thousands of lives…”
     
    “And here in Faber - the lodge - is where the sneak's gonna try to do his dirtiest by twisting the words of the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”
     
    “They’re gonna make up their own thing up like:”
     
    “Love is love…”
     
    “Is that so...is that so?”
     
    “Drag queens invading the kindergarten because they LOVE to expose himself to children?1”
     
    “Two men smoochin’ on TV in front of our kids? What was wrong with the closet? Ya gotta invade our living rooms?”
     
    “Hurting children…THAT’S what they love…”
     
    “Is HE gonna love to belt them one…”
     
    “They’re never gonna end up upstairs.”
     
    “And if they don’t end up in the furnace, even worse, they may end up sentenced to Alice's mother’s apartment with her for all eternity!”
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES

    - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -

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    Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment

    Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment

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    “These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.”
     
    “We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.”
     
    “Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.”
     
    “Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.”
     
    “One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!”
     
    “They took over the fishing trip; tomorrow it’ll be the pool room and the bowling alley.”
     
    “So, we will now take action.”
     
    “By the power afforded to us in article 47 of the treaty of the International Order of the Republic of Friendly Raccoons, effective immediately we are fully ratifying the following amendment.”
     
    “Here is the official document, and I quote:”
     
    "EVERY TIME YOU CLAM UP, YOU GET ONE DEMERIT!"
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES

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    Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?

    Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?

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    “I said it once…and I'll say it again...This is WAR!”
     
    “Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?”
     
    “If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!”
     
    “That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing what HE wants!”
     
    “There’s seven billion ego's walking this earth; there’s seven billion opinions…”
     
    “But there's only ONE truth, and the truth is supposed to get the ego steamed!”
     
    “Yep...top brass chairmen gone yellow-belly. Easy to do the Raccoon salute; but not so easy to defend the pelt.”
     
    “Who's our chairmen serving; the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler or the Union?”
     
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    Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES


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