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SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL  https://ratskates.com

  1. The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!

    01/31/2024

    The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…”   “We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.”   “Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!”   “He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!”   “We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.”   “We're the boss over nothing; not the general manager of the universe!”    “Ho ho…what a surprise!”   “When ego dies, chaos dies.”   “Rest and relaxation at last…”   “My friends, let's celebrate the emancipation shall we?”   “Ahhh…a little strong but good! “   “Thank you everyone, thank you!”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. ---- Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  2. The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility

    01/30/2024

    The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.”   “Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!”   “Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.”   “Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.”    “But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.”   “But sure looks like tomorrow don’t it?”   “Yeah, the games already over; it has been won.”   “The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has two questions that EVERYONE must answer for if they want to get upstairs…”   “If you answer yes to number one, you can go on to number two.”   “One: did you forgive what is wrong?”   “Two: did you stand for what is right?”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. ---- Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES   - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  3. Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?

    01/29/2024

    Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.”    “The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.”   “Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!”   “And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.”   “This lodge belongs to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…NOT US!”   “He expects us to maintain the lodge, not change it so we're comfy!”   “So lets' ask ourselves: what do we care about:”   “Upholding the integrity of the lodge, or only the convention?”   “The brotherhood of the pelt, or free burial in Bismarck North Dakota?”   “Why are we concerned whether the Canarsie style of mambo is more authentic than the Weehawken style?   “The hip action is all that matters!”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  4. Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!

    01/26/2024

    Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Brothers, this war may take many years and cost thousands of lives…”   “And here in Faber - the lodge - is where the sneak's gonna try to do his dirtiest by twisting the words of the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”   “They’re gonna make up their own thing up like:”   “Love is love…”   “Is that so...is that so?”   “Drag queens invading the kindergarten because they LOVE to expose himself to children?1”   “Two men smoochin’ on TV in front of our kids? What was wrong with the closet? Ya gotta invade our living rooms?”   “Hurting children…THAT’S what they love…”   “Is HE gonna love to belt them one…”   “They’re never gonna end up upstairs.”   “And if they don’t end up in the furnace, even worse, they may end up sentenced to Alice's mother’s apartment with her for all eternity!”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - ---- SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  5. Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment

    01/25/2024

    Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.”   “We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.”   “Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.”   “Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.”   “One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!”   “They took over the fishing trip; tomorrow it’ll be the pool room and the bowling alley.”   “So, we will now take action.”   “By the power afforded to us in article 47 of the treaty of the International Order of the Republic of Friendly Raccoons, effective immediately we are fully ratifying the following amendment.”   “Here is the official document, and I quote:”   "EVERY TIME YOU CLAM UP, YOU GET ONE DEMERIT!"   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - ---- SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  6. Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?

    01/24/2024

    Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “I said it once…and I'll say it again...This is WAR!”   “Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?”   “If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!”   “That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing what HE wants!”   “There’s seven billion ego's walking this earth; there’s seven billion opinions…”   “But there's only ONE truth, and the truth is supposed to get the ego steamed!”   “Yep...top brass chairmen gone yellow-belly. Easy to do the Raccoon salute; but not so easy to defend the pelt.”   “Who's our chairmen serving; the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler or the Union?”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - ---- SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  7. Our Chairmen: Holy Gone Yellow Belly!

    01/23/2024

    Our Chairmen: Holy Gone Yellow Belly!

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Brother Raccoons, for thousands of years we been coming to lodge meetings to honor the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.”   “But we have a very, very serious problem in the lodge. It’s our chairmen.”   “And although they have been ordained with the power of the pelt…”   “They squandered it!”   “They have become full-fledged yellow-bellies…”   “Sure…Sure; ... it’s easy for us to say yes to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler when we're at a lodge meeting.”   “But we're scared to say anything outside the lodge.”   “Why should we? We don’t hear it inside the lodge.”   “Real easy for our chairmen to use the words “right” and “wrong…”   “Where's the examples?!”   “They’re putting their own comfy level above accuracy.”   “And that’s not leadership; that’s delinquent of duty.”   “They clam-up, and that’s CONSENT!”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - ---- SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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  8. Congress: A Republican Country Club

    01/22/2024

    Congress: A Republican Country Club

    NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Every nut farm has a farmer. We keep electing farmers to grow THOSE nuts because can't they can’t grow THESE!”   “Okay so we elect members of Congress; wait, wait wait; that’s not an accurate word…”   “Members of Silver Oaks, that’s an accurate word.”   “And they have 2 separate membership roles that WE pay for:”   “We pay this side to take away our freedoms; what have we been paying this side to do?”   “Watch, complain…NOTHING! All they care about is stay a member of the country club.”   “THEY'RE the ones who can never say...”hello balls!”   “So now we - their employers - have to go to war because of what THEY - our employees – allowed!”   “And so what does the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler think about his lodge Raccoons ALSO standing around doin’ nothing?”   WATCH ON RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:    This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary. This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES  Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band - ---- SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)

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