“If a woman agrees to meet you she’s already considered sleeping with you.”WOMEN: Is this true? Does it upset you to read this?MEN: What do you think? Is this what you experience? And if so… what do you do?In addition to the hit self-help, love and relationship psychology book THE UGLY PERSON’S GUIDE TO HOW TO GET LAID, Randolph Pitts Pitts is the author of three novels and a book of poetry and other writings entitled EYES OF A DREAMER. BEYOND THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE is the first volume of Randolph Pitts’ tetralogy of novels. Pitts' spellbinding novels deal at an unrelenting fever pitch with eroticism, mysticism, terrorism and crime on a global scale. And also… with women and men falling in love. Along the way we travel to India and discover the Siddhis (Sanskrit: सिद्धि siddhi; fulfillment, accomplishment), which are material, paranormal, supernatural, or otherwise magical powers, abilities, and attainments that are the products of yogic advancement through the practices of Tantra. Also into this world enters the contemporary practice of Voudou in Brooklyn, New York.TRUST is the second of Randolph Pitts tetralogy of novels. It introduces a character, a national television personality whose tag line is “You’ve gota’ trust me on this one,” who is revealed to have psychic powers. We discover that others are similarly “time-free”, a phenomenon which comes in useful in foiling a diabolical plot by the ultimate villain, deranged but brilliant scientist Dr. Werner Ganzfeld, “The Brain In The Plastic Bubble”, whom we first encountered at a “Swinger’s Resort” in BEYOND THE PLEASURE PRINCIPE.STARVE A FEVER (in two volumes) is third of Randolph Pitts’ tetralogy of novels. A Brooklyn, NY Police Detective finds himself on the trail of Nazi terrorists while a group of dedicated women in powerful (and not so powerful( places endeavor to save the planet from disaster. Meanwhile mysterious images from a lost culture wash ashore in many places. They may convey the secret…Advance praise for one of Randolph Pitts' novels: "A sexy thriller that shows New York City in the grip of terrorists, natural disasters and voodoo magic, while at the same time being a moving meditation on love, sensuality, and twenty-first century man's fate in the universe. Possibly the greatest novel of our time. I am going to nominate it for the Pulitzer Prize." “Never before have I read a book with so many love stories with men and women of so many different backgrounds and personalities, each of which is totally original and unexpected, and each of which will lift your heart.”Randolph Pitts is also the author of the upcoming novel SMOKE: In Ancient Egypt every year the priests of the Serpent God Apep (whom the Greeks later called Apophis) gathered all the “evil” in the land – charms, idols, ornaments, garments, parchments, fetishes, even garments – and placed them inside a gigantic effigy of Apep at the Great Temple at Karnak while reciting a spell whose intent was to banish evil from all of Egypt. Except one year the smoke from the burning of the effigy escaped into the underground caverns of the temple. Until one day by accident it was set free by a young Egyptology student visiting the temple on a field trip, thus reactivating the cult of the Serpent God, a group of teenagers intent on conjuring evil everywhere. “The Mummy meets The Twilight Saga.”Randolph Pitts turned a small production company, Lumière Films, Inc., into the most successful independent producer/financier in Hollywood, best known for the multi-award winning film "Leaving Las Vegas", for which Nicolas Cage won the Oscar as Best Actor, “Fresh” starring Samuel L. Jackson (winner of the top prize at the Sundance Film Festival) and “Touch” featuring Christopher Walken and Gina Gershon and directed by Paul Schrader.