F*ck, Marry, Kill Me

FMK Me Pod
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Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at fmkmepod@gmail.com

  1. FMKM: That Tracks.

    10/18/2023

    FMKM: That Tracks.

    In this Episode Kayla and Dean finally answer the big questions like: did Kayla like The Addams Family? Why don't they make more Movie Musicals? Is Zoom a Viable Option to Record a podcast? Please Like and Subscribe wherever you are listening to this!

    43 min
  2. FMKM: Gumby or Gum-man

    10/12/2023

    FMKM: Gumby or Gum-man

    This episode includes moments of humor and intense regret. Everything you could ask for in an afternoon snack. Or morning, we don't judge. Dean's knee gives out in Target and Kayla give out FMK's that confuse and delight. It's all there.

    53 min
  3. FMKM: The Fart Game

    10/04/2023

    FMKM: The Fart Game

    Buckle up buttercup as Kayla and Dean Answer the important questions of the day like: What is Grench food? and How far will Kayla go to not get a face tattoo of The Cookie Monster? Other Topics include: British Yelp Reviews, Hagrid's Downstairs Jumble, and Jersey Michael

    51 min
  4. FMKM with Aaron Johnson

    09/14/2023

    FMKM with Aaron Johnson

    Like lamps, Children of the Corn, and Neils? So do we! Kayla and Dean invite sound engineer and all around great guy, Aaron Johnson to jump on the mic; something he was not aware of until 3 seconds before it happened! Now THAT'S how you do it! KABLAMMM!

    55 min
  5. FMKM with Chandler Morrison

    08/28/2023

    FMKM with Chandler Morrison

    This week Kayla and Dean sit down with author, Chandler Morrison, and discuss the most important things anyone could ever discuss in this lifetime. Fornication, marriage, and death.

    1h 3m
  6. Harding Tanya with Billy Myers III

    07/31/2023

    Harding Tanya with Billy Myers III

    Kayla and Dean sit down with Billy Myers III to chat about his endless devotion to The Juice and his refusal to even have dinner with Harding Tanya, a small town girl looking to make a big splash in the big city

    1h 6m
  7. Carrie Bradshaw's Advocate with Cassie Keet

    07/19/2023

    Carrie Bradshaw's Advocate with Cassie Keet

    Writer/Director Cassie Keet stops by to discuss Nicholas Cage, losing WWII, and of course, biting strangers on the nose. It's got everything you want. Sponsored by Big Molly™️

    53 min
  8. FMKM: Cartoons

    02/06/2023

    FMKM: Cartoons

    This week Kayla and Dean play FMK with some of our favorite and least favorite cartoon characters. We also deeply discuss the possibility of taking a pole dancing class. Bonus: Learn how to make a hot bath with a large gumbo pot! Subscribe to the Patreon to get Dean on the pole!

    52 min
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About

Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at fmkmepod@gmail.com

Information

  • Creator
    FMK Me Pod
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2023
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © fmk me pod 2022
  • Show Website
    F*ck, Marry, Kill Me