Fair Game Theory

Fair Game Theory

Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology.

  1. 10/16/2025

    Episode 150: Individualism

    Always important to keep tabs on anything unusual.

    39 min

  2. 09/28/2025

    Episode 149: House Carpenter

    Spoiler alert: The house carpenter was also a spy.

    5 min

  3. 09/25/2025

    Episode 148: The Truth of the Moment

    Add nothing, deny nothing. Oh my bad it was summer 2005 not 2004.

    18 min

  4. 08/14/2025

    Episode 147: CubeSmart Karma Premium Audio Criterion Collection Re-Release

    Someone has hacked into Fair Game Theory podcast and recorded toilet noises over parts of “Episode 1: Cubesmart Karma Part II” of this podcast. It could be Scientology, it could be Blackcube agents. Even in the unlikely event that it was somehow done in error as I was using the app for the first time back in 2020, ultimately, Scientology and my Black Ops is still to blame because of the sheer psychological torture and mental degradation to which I have been subjected, such that I was in a frame of mind preventing me from approaching my craft in a methodical fashion amidst the violation of my human rights. It will now be necessary to go back and listen to every single episode of this podcast, in order to ensure no toilet noises were surreptitiously added by hackers. I am re-releasing “Cubesmart Karma” today so that you may listen to “Cubesmart Karma,” an inaugural episode of Fair Game Theory podcast, as it was meant to be heard—in one continuous episode, with premium audio quality, and no toilet noises added by hackers.

    59 min

  5. 08/05/2025

    Episode 146: Accountability Partner Part II

    Of course I would not be truly fulfilling my duties as an accountability partner without remembering to vet every detail of whether or not the accountability partner I was assigned at a 2017 Street Performance Fellowship was in fact a Scientology spy, or hired operative working on behalf of the Brooks/Kaplan and Kargman/Kopelman families. Was my accountability partner feeding me fake stories about being human trafficked to falsely incriminating me by capturing audio recording of me “not responding appropriately”? How does one respond “appropriately” to a possible hired operative. Why did said accountability partner exhibit obvious spy vibes by playing along with fake coincidences orchestrated by other Scientology and/or Rape Suspect-Hired spies in my life? The “accountability partner”, I would bet money, is probably running around spreading false incrimination about me as we speak. I also share my unofficial restraining order against all hired operatives, and provide a warning of the fines and penalties one will face should they find themselves in past present or future violation. Yes, the restraining order is retroactive.

    38 min

  6. 08/04/2025

    Episode 145: Accountability Partner

    So, an accountability partner I met back in 2017 at a street performance workshop seems in retrospect to have exhibited some questionable behavior. Wondering if they are Scientology spy or what.

    1h 6m

  7. 07/26/2025

    Episode 144: Scandal at the Therapist’s Office?

    We need to consider the possibility that, in 2016, a Scientology spy started seeing a therapist in order to lure me into visiting the same office so that they could feed falsely incriminating smear campaigns about me to their therapist and enlist other people in the performing arts to do so in exchange for career incentive. This idea and my whole life is copyrighted and you will pay me to write this for Netflix, Hulu, and HBO.

    19 min

  8. 07/16/2025

    More Spies Getting Outed Soon

    I wanted to give some people a running start.

    9 min
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Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology.

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  • Creator
    Fair Game Theory
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    152
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Fair Game Theory
  • Show Website
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