Fat Guy Loves Cake

Joey Valentine
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  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

Hailed by People magazine in 2021 as "The best thing to come out of the pandemic", Texas born guttermouth Joey Valentine takes you on a thrice weekly comedic round up of pop culture, current events, and stories from his past that will leave you laughing and unsettled. 30 minutes or less. Don't let the children listen.

  1. 04/12/2024

    04/12/2024 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye" episode #293

    So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive. Link to the new show: https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d

    7 min

  2. 04/05/2024

    04/05/2024 "I used to f*ck guys like you in prison" episode #291

    A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that f*****g phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!

    17 min

  3. 04/01/2024

    04/01/2024 "You won't like Jesus when he's angry" episode #289

    The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.

    25 min

  4. 03/29/2024

    03/29/2024 "Roadhouse special" episode #288

    With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy. Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.

    32 min

  5. 03/27/2024

    03/27/2024 "Google loves black Nazis" episode #287

    Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women") Sickening.

    45 min

  6. 03/25/2024

    03/25/2024 "The penis pump" episode #286

    Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.

    30 min

  7. 03/22/2024

    03/22/2024 "Roadhouse" episode #285

    I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"

    27 min

  8. 03/20/2024

    03/20/2024 "Ich hasse mich dafür, dich zu lieben" episode #284

    Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.

    22 min
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Hailed by People magazine in 2021 as "The best thing to come out of the pandemic", Texas born guttermouth Joey Valentine takes you on a thrice weekly comedic round up of pop culture, current events, and stories from his past that will leave you laughing and unsettled. 30 minutes or less. Don't let the children listen.

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  • Creator
    Joey Valentine
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    204
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Joey Valentine
  • Show Website
    Fat Guy Loves Cake