48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet

Jason Robinson, Bryan Sutter
  • 5.0 (5)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

  1. 6D AGO

    I Know What You Did At ROFLCon (feat. KillHamster aka Producer Steve)

    On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup. Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - https://youtu.be/R4W9KP3eXpk "What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - https://youtu.be/e5i2HJr8-pA "Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - https://youtu.be/EmqYwJblL6w Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    1h 4m

  2. APR 8

    I Crave The Cruelty Of Your Bat

    Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette. Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Contains clips from : "Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355 "2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6421 " NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7Re58nHCw&t=327s Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : https://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    52 min

  3. APR 1

    Turns Out, I Needed to Squirt

    Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles. Confused? So are we! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/) Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show. Contains clips from : "Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - https://youtu.be/kQmPMZeN7JQ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    49 min

  4. MAR 18

    Camelmogging and Humpmaxxing

    Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze into the abyss that is TMZ and play a game where they pretend to be AI and answer questions. Fun fact : this episode was edited in one night - the fastest turnaround for an episode in show history Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Kanye West Has OFFICIALLY Lost His Mind" by MuchDank - https://youtu.be/aStYx-t4OJY "Michael Richards Spews Racial Hate -- Kramer Racist Rant" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-acesvbg9/ "Clippers Owner Donald Sterling to GF - Don't Bring Black People to My Games, Including Magic Johnson" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-wkuhmkt8/ "Celebrity Justice July 21 2005" by jsl151850b (original by Celebrity Justice) - https://youtu.be/Ff6YceJSt0w "Kanye West Says Slavery's A Choice, Unedited" by TMZ - https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-lrudlmxu/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    1h 1m

  5. MAR 11

    Wet Salad and Disgusting Pig (feat. Jeb "@Mobute" Lund)

    Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour Plates, stick their arms in the Boston Legacy Football Club tattoo gloryhole, soak in the Florida-ness of Goliath Finance's founder getting arrested on a crypto Ponzi scheme, reminisce about the glory days of Et Tu Mister Destructo? and the boys take turn salting their kids. For their health, not to eat, jeez. Read more of Jeb's writing : https://linktr.ee/mobute Listen to Quaid in Full - https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/ Listen to It's Christmastown - https://www.patreon.com/ThisWeekInAtrocity Follow Jeb on Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mobute.bsky.social Read the Et Tu Mister Destructo columns mentioned in the episode : http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/12/game-over-scans-of-over-50-ron-paul.html http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/10/this-isnt-chess-la-russa-rhapsody.html http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/07/profiles-in-florida-dale-chihuly.html Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "A Barnacle Jim Primer" by @sacbm - https://youtu.be/05cSvINk2G4 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    1h 26m

  6. MAR 4

    I'm Using The Cat Brush!

    Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has the second highest amount of cuts in any episode... Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger..." by @AutismCapital - https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2025281656043786707?s=20 "I took Taser Chess to Open Sauce" by Everything Is Hacked - https://youtu.be/h6ddNFnwDTA "Sex Survey Results" by @lasagnacat - https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg "07/27/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=3486s "08/18/1978" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI&pp=0gcJCa4KAYcqIYzv "10/26/2007" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNVwiHAUUM "04/09/1998" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU "1 (800) 591-3274" by @lasagnacat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA "Save CornCobTV/Coffin Flop" by Netflix is a Joke/Time Robinson - https://youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    56 min

  7. FEB 25

    I HAVE DOOR INSURANCE or: You Can (Not) Get Rabies

    Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and use technology to discover what Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has more cuts than any that has ever come before. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : All Episodes" by DreamSword (original by SoapOpera46) - https://youtu.be/HgjyQ0_coJo "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls -Episode 1-" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/pupTowgpVVo "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : Mayonaka -ALL EPISODES-" by ShonenJump94 - https://youtu.be/jcQPie5hnas "COVID-19 PSA Informational Video - Advice From a Medical Expert" by SoapOpera46 - https://youtu.be/BXjFRE0CDU4 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. [Comment on this webzone if you have door insurance]

    55 min

  8. FEB 18

    The Horse Amnesty Button

    Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging! This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called Cockeyed.com and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/ Contains clips from : "[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BQcm2KWcfO4?feature=share Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

    49 min
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You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.

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