Caution Do Not Open

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Caution Do Not Open

Caution Do Not Open is a comedy podcast that -- while starting out with specific topics in mind -- devolved into a podcast about... nothing! Join several (former) college students as they talk about so many different topics, the episode order doesn't make sense! Episodes are published the first Tuesday of every month.

  1. Rambings VIII - College Class Failures, Let's Code, Gummy Bear, and Batman T*****s

    09/06/2022

    Rambings VIII - College Class Failures, Let's Code, Gummy Bear, and Batman T*****s

    WARNING: This episode contains an extremely loud portion at approximately 16:26 that lasts until 17:12. Please use caution when listening to this section. In this episode, we discuss our college class failures (and near-failures) up to this point, Riley tells us about "pog-champ guy", and we discuss how our latest coding assignments were accomplished. Jamie and Joey then fight about gummy bears, and we all get a certain song stuck in our heads. IT GETS A LITTLE LOUD, then Wes reveals some... interesting details. Amber then joins the call, and we talk about how Grayson k*sses literally everyone. Ava also joins us for the chaos, where we discuss whether it's okay to name a child "null". Our geek kicks in and we wonder whether databases would have a fit with that name. Jamie and Joey then argue about Batman titties on a Twitter timeline, and Wes reveals details about his "Hidden" folder. This session was originally recorded on February 28, 2021.

    24 min
  2. Ramblings VII - "First name Last name", Out of Context clips, Snapchat YOLO's, and Calling off work

    08/02/2022

    Ramblings VII - "First name Last name", Out of Context clips, Snapchat YOLO's, and Calling off work

    Welcome back to another installment of Ramblings, the only thing our podcast consists of now. We should probably change the podcast's name at this point, because Ramsses seems to have the bulk of episodes. Perhaps, "Caution Don't Open This, Ramsess"? In this episode, Ramsess recalls a prank him and his manager played once while they were bored. The gang divulges the weird nicknames they've obtained throughout the years. Wes streams the very old edit of Ramblings II, where several out of context clips are played. Quincy joins us temporarily, enough to threaten Jackson with a "jump" and Grayson with "hood karate". Ramsess gets a little jealous of not being included in the violence. Moving on, Ramsses influences the group by posting a YOLO on his Snapchat story. Most everyone follows suit, but only after Ramsses tells us about his latest ventures in the world of catfishing. He then receives a phone call and proceeds to order Starbucks without offering any. Rude. A mysterious moan is heard in the call, and nobody's quite sure who it was -- except Riley, who adamantly calls out Adam. Ramsess then surprises us by calling off work on speakerphone so he can hang with his boys later. Finally, Wes receives a thirsty YOLO and Riley is diagnosed with a terrible syndrome. This session was originally recorded on September 3, 2020.

    31 min
  3. Ramblings VI - Florida Man, Raw Spam, gamechurch.com, and a brief introduction to the animal kingdom

    07/05/2022

    Ramblings VI - Florida Man, Raw Spam, gamechurch.com, and a brief introduction to the animal kingdom

    Going back even further in time! In this episode, we discuss and attempt to "plan" the cult of Florida Man. Quincy says some questionable things about Spam, Ramsses -- through a Google search of "Gamers for Jesus" -- discovers a new religion. Yeah, they're gamers. Finally, Ramsses busts us all up after witnessing something interesting with the animal kingdom right outside his window. This session was originally recorded on September 6, 2020.

    21 min
  4. Ramblings V - Incorrect Pronunciation, H*rny 4 Craig, TOS, and Fake Kitchen Gun

    04/05/2022

    Ramblings V - Incorrect Pronunciation, H*rny 4 Craig, TOS, and Fake Kitchen Gun

    We’re just getting around to editing some old audio. In this episode, we simp over our own recording bot and can’t figure out how to pronounce things correctly. We also can’t figure out the difference between a table of contents (TOC) and Terms of Service (TOS). Finally, Grayson gives us a wonderfully shitty ad read and a terrifying hypothetical. This session was originally recorded on December 12, 2020. This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

    25 min
  5. Ramblings IV

    10/24/2021

    Ramblings IV

    As we find our new place here with a new editorial staff, we just need to know what happens in this short episode ;). Riley shows us why Quincy and Ramses want to commit war crimes against them, and we find out what cults we may be part of. :o This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

    6 min
  6. Ramblings III

    09/19/2021

    Ramblings III

    We’re back! At least, with this episode. Welcome to Ramblings III, where we insult each other in very odd ways and we discover something… new about Adam ;) This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

    10 min
  7. Do You Have to Have Talent?

    09/22/2020

    Do You Have to Have Talent?

    This week, we attempt to be professional and discuss whether or not it is important to have talent to make it big. Also, Quincy hosts this episode! This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

    29 min
  8. Time Travel & Anime Adaptations

    09/15/2020

    Time Travel & Anime Adaptations

    We started off this episode trying to talk about time travel, but we ended up talking about live-action adaptations and anime This episode has a transcript! View it at https://cautiondonotopen.captivate.fm/transcripts.

    40 min
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Caution Do Not Open is a comedy podcast that -- while starting out with specific topics in mind -- devolved into a podcast about... nothing! Join several (former) college students as they talk about so many different topics, the episode order doesn't make sense! Episodes are published the first Tuesday of every month.

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