42 episodes

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.6 • 14 Ratings

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

    March 2024 Horoscopes: Share Your Sparkle

    March 2024 Horoscopes: Share Your Sparkle

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!! 
    Susan Miller may not have written you the lengthiest forecast this year, Pisces, but it is full of exciting predictions that should ensure a festive birthday season. She lists approximately five hundred ways that money may come into your life this month (cue Laura’s pharmaceutical spokesperson voice), so there’s a good chance that your birthday present will be cold hard cash! 
    After a quick catch-up and an update on Susan’s posting habits, Laura explains during the Embezzlement Update that she may have been embezzled, but it’s just too early to tell. Next the gals break down Susan’s note to her readers. It’s eclipse season, but fear not! The 2024 eclipses will not be like the cruel, life-ruining eclipses of Taurus and Scorpio in 2023, and Susan takes every opportunity to invoke the trauma that Laura’s and Alex’s signs caused the world last year. The gals do not care for this guilt trip. 

    Next, Laura gives an update on Taurus’s Emerald Year and details all of the wonderful predictions for Taureans this March. There will be glitter, adoration, and maybe even the ability to literally heal yourself! Alex then tells the Scorps that March is all about romance. But beware Neptune’s idealistic fog! It could send your love-addled brain right to the Elvis chapel in Las Vegas and Susan believes this might not be prudent. 

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Embezzlement Update:  02:59
    Note from Susan Miller:  07:14
    Pisces: 14:06
    Taurus: 24:33
    Scorpio: 34:02

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

    • 49 min
    February 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the Butt

    February 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the Butt

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, AQUARIUS! 
    Laura and Alex are always happy to find themselves in the Age of Aquarius, and this year is no exception. So happy birthday to the Aquarians of the world! It’s time to use your cosmic gift certificate.

    The episode begins with discussion of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce (a.k.a. Venus and Mars!) followed by the Embezzlement Update, the pod’s newest segment, where the gals discuss which of Susan’s predictions last month came true. Then it’s time to deconstruct Susan’s February note to her readers. Susan Miller Business Woman takes center stage, although also included is an astrological prediction that applies to all the signs this month: Uranus is going to be a real pain the butt. 

    And, of course, Susan wouldn’t be Susan if she didn’t provide the signs with predictions and practical advice for Valentine’s Day. The gals let Aquarius know what to expect on February 14 and for the rest of their birthday month, and Alex informs her fellow Scorps that they need to hang on for better times in March. Taurus, on the other hand, is bejeweled! Laura gives everyone an update on Taurus’s Emerald Year and the shimmering glitter that Venus and Mars will bestow upon them. 

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Embezzlement Update:  07:29
    Note from Susan Miller:  09:58
    Aquarius: 16:38
    Scorpio: 23:33
    Taurus: 34:52

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

    • 50 min
    January 2024 Horoscopes: Time to Plant Acorns

    January 2024 Horoscopes: Time to Plant Acorns

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! 
    Welcome to Season 4! Laura and Alex are excited to jump into the new year. As is Susan Miller, who started 2024 off right by posting the horoscopes on the first day of the month!

    The gals start the episode with a chat about the holidays that segues into the show’s newest segment, the Embezzlement Update, where they report which, if any, of Susan’s predictions (embezzlement-related or otherwise) in last month’s horoscope were accurate. 

    Then Laura and Alex turn to Susan’s note to her readers, where they learn that Susan unfortunately got Covid for the first time this past December. Less unfortunate for her readers, though, is that this signals the return of Susan Miller Epidemiologist, who has been away for far too long. In addition to more health news, Susan includes quite a bit of astrology in the Note, telling her readers what she expects for all the signs in January. We also hear from Susan Miller Businesswoman and are introduced to Susan Miller Historian!
     
    Next the gals give a summary of Capricorn’s birthday forecast, which although brief, contains exciting predictions about love and money. Then Laura details what’s in store for Taurus. And what’s in store could be money, influence, and power! Or if that’s too much for the tired Taurus,  Laura assures the listeners that manifesting naps will do just fine. Then Alex tells the Scorps to be ready this January to hire a lawyer, produce a television segment, and, most excitingly, to judge a contest.
    The takeaway for everyone seems to be: take action, leave the house, and plant acorns that will grow into beautiful oak trees!

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Embezzlement Update: 03:14
    Note from Susan Miller: 07:41
    Capricorn: 18:32
    Taurus: 23:42
    Scorpio: 29:21

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

    • 36 min
    December 2023 Horoscopes: Holiday Miracles

    December 2023 Horoscopes: Holiday Miracles

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!!
    Because it’s your birthday month and because Susan Miller is back! Just in time to tell us all what December holds. Her eyesight isn’t perfect, but it’s good enough that she was able to write the detailed horoscopes we expect and to tell us to buy her wall calendar and sign up for Discord. So all told, things have returned to normal. 

    The episode begins with Laura and Alex recounting the magical adventure they had together attending the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. There’s a lot more to the story but let’s just say that Alex walked away from the experience with the desire to be a Rockette, and Laura to be Santa’s mistress. The gals then follow up on one of Susan’s more unpleasant predictions from last month by asking each other: Were you embezzled?!

    Happily, the December forecasts are full of holiday magic, so Laura and Alex are thrilled to tell Sagittarius about all the gifts that the planets will deliver for their birthday month. The horoscopes for Taurus and Scorpio are also joyful, although both signs should be prepared to pull the car over during Neptune’s fog. 

    Laura and Alex thank you so much for listening this year and wish everyone a wonderful holiday season! May the light from the baby glow-worm in the manger bring happiness and comfort to all! 

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Note from Susan Miller: 21:55
    Sagittarius: 28:00
    Taurus: 37:52
    Scorpio: 48:45

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

    • 1 hr
    November 2023 Horoscopes: Golden Threads, Short but Memorable

    November 2023 Horoscopes: Golden Threads, Short but Memorable

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!
    It’s another month of brief forecasts as Susan Miller recovers from the eye infection that has left her partially blind. Alex and Laura believe that the Scorps of the world deserve more for their birthday month, but who are they to argue with Susan’s doctor?! Our fearless pioneer of the astrology internet must rest her eyes. 

    Even though Susan stuck to the facts for the horoscopes, she managed to write a lengthy Note chock full of tidbits about the AZ team, Henri Bendel, and the ins and outs of the wall calendar. And that’s where this episode begins. Laura and Alex believe that this may be the first time in Astrology Zone’s history where the word count of Susan’s note to her readers far exceeds that of the horoscopes. And, boy, are they ready to provide some hot takes. They also discuss a bizarre social media post by Susan that resonated greatly with Laura and ultimately helped her through the tough leg of a recent trip. 

    Without Susan’s usual flourishes, both the Scorpio and Taurus horoscopes this November are less than fun. The Scorps must be vigilant because someone might be embezzling from them, while the Taureans have to contend with unwanted news that will come out of nowhere. Suffice it to say that Laura and Alex are looking forward to December when Susan feels that she will be able to use her eyes for long enough to write the horoscopes to which they’ve become accustomed.  

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Note from Susan Miller: 6:44
    Scorpio: 21:57
    Taurus: 30:16

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

    • 41 min
    October 2023 Horoscopes: Just the Facts

    October 2023 Horoscopes: Just the Facts

    LIBRA, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! 
    And Susan Miller is here to tell you how to do that. However, this month she delivers the news in an abbreviated form due to the most Susan reason ever. She is suffering from an eye infection that has left her unable to see and therefore unable to deliver the lengthy and whimsical horoscopes to which we’ve become accustomed. But what is lost this month in fanciful language is made up for in insight into Susan’s process.  

    The gals start this episode with an explanation of why the horoscopes were posted early. Early! During the previous month! Laura and Alex are fairly certain that in the long history of Astrology Zone that this has never happened. The gals discuss the pros and cons (mostly pros tbh!) of these shorter forecasts and wonder if Susan should consider some changes to her writing process overall.  

    Laura and Alex then tell Libra what October will bring them and the answer is money! Although oddly Libras may still feel the need to hit up their parents for some extra cash. Alex then warns the Scorps that they need to prepare themselves to come out from behind the scenes and into the spotlight, and Laura tells Taurus about the eclipses and thrilling social activities that await them. The episode finishes with an acknowledgment that Susan accurately predicted that the WGA strike could not end until Mercury went direct.

    GET WELL SOON, SUSAN!!!!!

    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

    Note from Susan Miller:  02:32
    Libra: 12:57
    Scorpio: 22:53
    Taurus: 30:42

    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

    Links:

    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
14 Ratings

14 Ratings

pinkmonkey626 ,

love

Love Susan Miller and always wished it was available by audio so I love that I stumbled upon this podcast! I’m not sure if you have mentioned this in an earlier episode, but I just wanted to note that a lot of horoscopes suggest reading for your rising sign - I have found this much more accurate since the areas of life (work, family, etc) emphasized in the monthly horoscope will match your house configuration. I believe Susan has said this before but I don’t think she says it often as I think she writes considering both perspectives. I say this hesitantly because I am a taurus rising so I love the focus on the taurus horoscope! 😅 Not sure if you know your rising signs but would love to know if rising resonates more for you. Keep up the good work!!

a_iris ,

Fav epidemiologist

The hosts of this show introduced me to Susan Miller The Business Woman and my life has never been the same. Great show with good vibes!

pizzabagel47 ,

Mood-boosting astrology fun!

A sincere and enthusiastic exploration of Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone. Laura’s and Alex’s rapport is engaging and fun—an instant mood-boost! And the podcast is well-paced, too. I will definitely keep listening!

Top Podcasts In Society & Culture

The Viall Files
Nick Viall
Stuff You Should Know
iHeartPodcasts
MeSsy with Christina Applegate & Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Wishbone Production
Unlocking Us with Brené Brown
Vox Media Podcast Network
This American Life
This American Life
Shawn Ryan Show
Shawn Ryan | Cumulus Podcast Network

You Might Also Like