Film Wars

Amy Morris & Lindsay Jane
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Film Reviews

The podcast where we try to break apart a 20-year friendship with nothing but our different tastes in movies. Who needs friends when you have movies!

  1. 05/13/2022

    Episode 26: Crimson Peak

    In an episode that goes on almost as long as the movie, we explore Guillermo Del Toro's Disney fanfic where Alice and Loke are pursued through the Haunted Mansion ride by the lady who turned down the role of Wasp in Ant-Man for being too love-interest-y. Beware of Crimson Peak!

    1h 45m

  2. 10/16/2021

    Episode 25: Mortal Kombat

    We're BACK and bringing you 1995's "Mortal Kombat," a film Roger Ebert said he "wouldn't go so far as to recommend." Join us as we dissect the film's many subtle themes, such as kicking, and, like, punching.

    1h 30m

  3. 05/14/2021

    Episode 24: Thir13en Ghosts

    We cover what may very well be THE LOUDEST MOVIE UNTIL MICHAEL BAY'S TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE CAME ALONG, a cheesy remake of a cheesy 60s cheesefest: Thir13en Ghosts, in which a math professor fails to notice that his teenage daughter is actually almost 30. I guess the title isn't the only thing that fails at math...

    1h 37m

  4. 04/01/2021

    Episode 23: Hobbs & Shaw

    Now let us never speak of Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw ever again.

    1h 37m

  5. 03/03/2021

    Episode 22: The Shining

    Stanley Kubrick's 1980 classic "The Shining" marks the second film we've watched that was probably at least partially made as an excuse for the filmmakers to dick around in a cool hotel for a couple of weeks. Amy complains a fair bit about the odd screeching violin noise the movie keeps making.

    1h 28m

  6. 02/11/2021

    Episode 21: The NeverEnding Story

    Amy has us revisit a childhood classic for many an 80s youth: The NeverEnding Story. Yes, that's how it's written, with the capital E in the middle. Shut up. Let's take a trip down memory lane and see if we can't figure out why online therapy is so popular amongst the xennials.

    1h 21m

  7. 01/25/2021

    Episode 20: Fantastic Planet

    Our first foray into foreign films (say that six times fast) mostly involves Amy sighing in frustration as she is subjected to an animated 70s sci-fi film that is presumably a complex allegory about power dynamics but is like 85% t**s and sex.

    56 min

  8. 01/11/2021

    Episode 19: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    We start 2021 off with the movie it deserves, one about idiots failing history and a world in desperate need of a time machine. Thankfully, the lovable Bill and Ted are here to make it not as terrible, since they're cute, so there's that. Amy pronounces German castle names for us!

    1h 18m
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The podcast where we try to break apart a 20-year friendship with nothing but our different tastes in movies. Who needs friends when you have movies!

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  • Creator
    Amy Morris & Lindsay Jane
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Film Wars
  • Show Website
    Film Wars