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The hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America. Host Michael Ornelas hits popular spots like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Chili's to find the perfectly average 5-out-of-10 "fine" dining experience.

"Fine" Dining Michael Ornelas

    • Arts
    • 5.0 • 202 Ratings

The hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America. Host Michael Ornelas hits popular spots like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Chili's to find the perfectly average 5-out-of-10 "fine" dining experience.

    Popeyes History feat. Sierra Katow (Stand-Up Comedian, TV Chef Fantasy League) [Part One]

    Popeyes History feat. Sierra Katow (Stand-Up Comedian, TV Chef Fantasy League) [Part One]

    The stories from the sandwich launch are wild!
    I went to Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen with stand-up comedian Sierra Katow, but before reviewing the place we have to go over the franchise history The Eat Deets unveil founder Al Copeland's master plan to charge the company a "spice royalty" after he was ousted from leadership The Secret Menu: Villainous Treats Beyoncé has a "free Popeyes for life" situation going, but she's too embarrassed to use it A chronicling of the abject chaos that erupted upon the release of Popeyes chicken sandwich A Yelper expresses grave concern over a manager in front of the restaurant working on their black Mercedes in their work-issued gloves and apron in this week's Yelp from Strangers
    "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (Now's a great chance to catch the Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers episode with my friend Herbert before using that information to fill out your Septemburger 2024 bracket in a little over a month), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your Popeyes stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
    Follow Sierra on Instagram and TikTok @sierrakatow
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: Popeyes Review [Part Two]! Sierra Katow returns to help me try a bunch of the different ways Popeyes does chicken: sandwich, wings, traditional fried, etc.! Ever work at Popeyes? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 47 min
    Shoney's Review feat. Dad [Part Two]

    Shoney's Review feat. Dad [Part Two]

    A new Worst Restaurant in America is crowned!
    A restaurant so bad, I don't think my Dad (my guest this week) will ever let me live it down: Shoney's Buffet soups shouldn't have such a thick skin over them that the ladle rests on top...right?? What's Going On Over There with Shoney's thinking they deserve their own food truck? The service team surprises me with a little extra cook time on my steak, despite my wishes to the contrary Fan of the show Travis recounts the story of when Scott Steiner threw him out of a Shoney's! Seriously, a steak cooked this long can only be described as Way Too Much! The previous worst restaurant, GattiTown scored a 2.70 on the Tchotchke of Mediocrity. How much worse can Shoney's be? What we ate: Fries Breakfast Potatoes Eggs Pancakes Slim Jim Sandwich Steak Shoney's World Famous Hot FudgeCake Heinz 57 "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (The Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers episode with my friend Herbert is going strong, and I just released my tentative show line-up through the end of 2024!), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your Shoney's stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: Popeyes History [Part One]! I'm joined by comedian Sierra Katow to learn about the history of my favorite Louisiana-based fast food chicken chain, and its founder's villainous ploy to hold the recipes hostage! Ever work at Popeyes? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 54 min
    Shoney's History feat. Dad [Part One]

    Shoney's History feat. Dad [Part One]

    Traveled across the country for this!
    Coming to you from the mountains of North Carolina, I bring you the Eat Deets for Shoney's with my very own Dad Shoney's has undergone a few name changes, including being a part of the Big Boy franchise A brand that once grew to over 1,800 restaurants is dwindling in the post-pandemic restaurant landscape, now down to 81 (as of 2024) Racist hiring practices landed Shoney's on the receiving end of the largest discrimination settlement ever (at the time) A Yelper literally dumps all over the whole town in this week's Yelp from Strangers "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (The Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers episode is available now, and covers the no. 3 seed in this year's Septemburger tournament! I'm joined by my friend Herbert, who's gone to a lot of these places with me), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your Shoney's stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: Shoney's Review [Part Two]! Shoney's makes the worst steak I've ever had in my life and my Dad, who's back, hates everything about it. Ever work at Shoney's? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 29 min
    American Girl Cafe Review feat. Katie Molinaro (Eat It Katie, Comedian, & Foodie) [Part Two]

    American Girl Cafe Review feat. Katie Molinaro (Eat It Katie, Comedian, & Foodie) [Part Two]

    Edible straws?
    Actress, foodie, and comedian Katie Molinaro joined me for maybe the weirdest meal yet, as we were total fish out of water at the American Girl Cafe I made an impulse buy and got a doll chihuahua named Barker Posey The stalls in the bathrooms have hooks so you can take your doll with you, and that's Way Too Much... The service team had a noteworthy amount of men on it, and one of them's name tag didn't match his employee badge which makes us wonder What's Going On Over There? What we ate this week:
    Cinnamon Buns Glitter Bomb for my Sprite + an Edible Straw Ch**se-Topped Cucumber Fruit Skewer Meatballs, Marinara, & Ravioli French Fries Turkey Club The AG Burger with Tomato Bacon Jam & Fried Egg on a Pretzel Bun Chocolate Mousse in a Flower Pot Katie details the best and worst restaurants she's ever been to in the Calibration Station "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (The June exclusive is out now as I head to Septemburger 2024's no. 3 seed ahead of the tournament this year: Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers with my good friend Herbert Amaya), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Sean Spademan, Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your American Girl stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
    Follow Katie on TikTok and Instagram @eatitkatie
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: Shoney's History [Part One]! My own Dad joins me on the road in North Carolina to go to a chain that I'd only heard of from Rick & Morty: Shoney's. Hear the history of this former member of the Big Boy family and some Yelp reviews. Ever work at a Shoney's? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 58 min
    American Girl Cafe History feat. Katie Molinaro (Eat It Katie, Comedian, & Foodie) [Part One]

    American Girl Cafe History feat. Katie Molinaro (Eat It Katie, Comedian, & Foodie) [Part One]

    Lunch at a restaurant for dolls!!
    Comedian and food influencer Katie Molinaro doesn't hesitate to join for a silly dining experience, so we hit up the American Girl Doll Store Boutique & Bistro Katie grew up with a doll she didn't vibe with This week's Secret Menu mini-game: Unfun Children's Toys American Girl was founded by a cancer-surviving textbook writer who used her royalties to make this brand explode "The first experiential dining experience" The brand forayed into movies while inspiring aspiring filmmakers to make American Girl stop-motion animations A guy fails to realize that this place just simply isn't for him in this week's Yelp from Strangers "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (New Patreon episode drops 6/30: the No. 3 seed in this year's Septemburger tournament, Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers with my buddy and perennial dining-mate, Herbert Amaya), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Sean Spademan, Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your American Girl stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
    Follow Katie on Instagram & TikTok @eatitkatie
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: The American Girl Cafe Review [Part Two]! My new friend Katie Molinaro is back to break down what it's like to eat at an experience meant for children as an adult. Ever work at American Girl? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 36 min
    Cracker Barrel Review feat. Jen Liv (Stand-Up Comedian) [Part Two]

    Cracker Barrel Review feat. Jen Liv (Stand-Up Comedian) [Part Two]

    I debut a music video about the new frontrunner in Mediocrity!
    Coming closer to mediocrity than Applebee's (who scored 5.02/10), Cracker Barrel is the life-blood of this week's guest, stand-up comedian Jen Liv The rocking chairs aren't the only thing that swings in this Cracker Barrel Country Store... This week's Secret Menu mini-game: Kinky Restaurants The hostess was desperately trying to earn her fourth star Their biscuits are GOATed What we ate this week:
    Hand-Rolled Buttermilk Biscuits with Apple Butter Cornbread Biscuit Beignets Fried Pickles Chicken Fried Chicken Country Fried Shrimp Sirloin Steak Macaroni n' Ch**se Fried Apples Baked Potato Corn Peach Cobbler Rap music video premiere: "Cracker Barrel is Mid" "Fine" Dining is now on video! Head on over to my YouTube to watch this episode! Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)
    Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)
    Segment Transitions Voiced by: Sandy Rose
    "Fine" Dining is on Patreon! Get an extra episode every month (May's exclusive episode: the No. 7 seed for this year's upcoming Septemburger tournament: Rally's Drive-In with special guest Steve Moulton), extended Yelp from Strangers segments every other week, merch discounts, download access to our music including the 7 singles from our Olive Garden musical, and more!
    Patreon Producers: Sean Spademan, Joyce Van, & Sue Ornelas
     
    Get the 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com!
     
    Send in your Cracker Barrel stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com.
     
    Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast
    Follow Jen on Instagram @itsjenliv
     
    Let me know where I should go next by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, PodcastAddict, Overcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I read every one!
     
    Next week on "Fine" Dining: American Girl Boutique & Bistro History [Part One]! I'm joined by comedian and food influencer Katie Molinaro (aka EatItKatie) to hit up a lunch with dolls. But before we can talk about it, we're gonna let you know about the franchise's founding and read some Yelp reviews about it. Ever work at an American Girl store? Send your stories to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
202 Ratings

202 Ratings

PodcastListener56 ,

Mediocrity at its finest

The most mediocre podcast in America!

bubbec ,

Hysterically Entertaining

I heard about this podcast from the Snack Show podcast (another 5 star podcast). While I live on the east coast I do recognize some of the restaurants. The descriptions and history of each chain are fascinating; it’s the reviews of the food and drinks that are wild. I listen late at night and hope my neighbors in the building don’t think I am crazy (well ok, they know I am). I really enjoy this podcast!!

Schmooly Jones ,

Like Applebee’s

Like Applebee’s, this is the perfectly mediocre podcast.

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