Five Aside

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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

  1. 1d ago

    MAN UNITED ESCAPE THE VILLA! 😂 | Fans RAGE at Dalot, Bruno & INEOS!

    Manchester United fans have officially been through it! 😭🔴 After a dramatic draw against Aston Villa, Five Aside caught up with United supporters for some brutally honest post-match reactions. Diogo Dalot gets absolutely COOKED, Bruno Fernandes is told to fix up, and INEOS and the Glazers find themselves in the firing line AGAIN! 💀 But it wasn't all doom and gloom. Fans praised the team's fighting spirit, Shay Lacey brought some much-needed energy, and Michael Carrick's future sparked a serious debate. Is Carrick really the problem, or is Manchester United broken from the top down? And why were the Liverpool fans suddenly so quiet? 👀😂 Drop your thoughts below! 👇 ⚽ FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #AstonVilla #MichaelCarrick #fiveaside Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 United Fans LOSE IT! — Opening Highlights 01:19 Post-Match Reactions Begin 01:41 Dalot Gets Absolutely COOKED 😭 02:05 Shay Lacey Praised, Bruno Called Out 02:42 One Point Is Better Than Nothing 03:36 Should Shay Lacey Start Over Amad? 04:22 Liverpool Fans, Where Are You? 😂 04:42 Is Michael Carrick the Right Man? 05:25 Carrick's Tactics and United's Transfer Problems 06:29 Another Fan Blames United's Ownership 07:38 Is Carrick Being Set Up to Fail? 08:25 Fans Appreciate the Fighting Spirit 08:43 Final Verdict and Liverpool Warning

    MAN UNITED ESCAPE THE VILLA! 😂 | Fans RAGE at Dalot, Bruno & INEOS!

  2. 1d ago

    MAN CITY IN THE FOREST, NO WAY OUT! 🌳😭 | Arsenal Win Ugly, City Fan Loses Hope!

    Manchester City went into the Forest and came out with more questions than answers! 😭🌳 Nottingham Forest 3–1 Manchester City, and Tope is NOT having it. Dalu sits down with the City fan to unpack another painful defeat, a leaky defense, Haaland's lack of service, and whether City can ever rediscover their old dominance. Meanwhile, Arsenal keep doing what Arsenal do best: 1–0, three points, clean sheet, and onto the next! 🔴⚪ The boys also discuss Ødegaard's performance, Liverpool's struggles, the Premier League's changing landscape, and whether this is finally Arsenal's time to shine. In this episode: - Nottingham Forest stun Manchester City 3–1 - Tope questions City's defense, chemistry, and coaching - Arsenal grind out another 1–0 victory - Haaland, Doku, Donnarumma, and City's midfield problems - Liverpool's transition and top-four chances - Weekend predictions and plenty of Nigerian football banter 🇳🇬 💬 Can Manchester City turn things around, or is the old City officially gone? 👍 Like, comment, subscribe, and join the conversation! 🛍️ Merch: https://fiveasideent.com FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #FiveAside #ManchesterCity #Arsenal #NottinghamForest #PremierLeague #FootballPodcast Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Arsenal's 1–0 obsession: Dalu vs Tope banter 01:00 Is the old Manchester City officially gone? 03:00 City's chemistry problem: Doku, Haaland and midfield 05:00 Can City's new midfield partnership work? 06:00 Donnarumma, defensive mistakes and accountability 07:00 Can City's coaching situation be fixed? 09:00 Nottingham Forest 3–1 City: Tope loses hope 11:00 City's defense exposed by Forest's counterattacks 13:00 Forest wanted it more — or defended better? 14:30 Arsenal 1–0 Hull City: another clean sheet 15:45 Ødegaard and the standout performers 16:30 Chelsea, United and weekend predictions 18:00 What's happening to Liverpool? 19:00 Liverpool's midfield, defense and top-four hopes 20:00 Is this Arsenal's time to shine? 21:00 Can City recover? Charges, Pep and the future 22:00 Final thoughts and Five Aside outro

    MAN CITY IN THE FOREST, NO WAY OUT! 🌳😭 | Arsenal Win Ugly, City Fan Loses Hope!

  3. 3d ago

    Man United: Generational Run or Generational Rubbish? 😂 | Premier League Predictions

    One win and Manchester United fans are already talking about a GENERATIONAL RUN! 😂 But not everyone is buying the hype. This week on Five Aside, the crew previews the biggest Premier League fixtures, and things get heated FAST. 🔥 Is Bruno Fernandes really Manchester United's best signing in the last decade, or are his stats hiding bigger problems? 🔴 Is Michael Carrick the man to rebuild United? 🔵 Why is a Chelsea fan already predicting defeat against Sunderland? ⚽ Can Arsenal cruise past Hull City? 🏆 Will Manchester City and Liverpool deliver, or are upsets on the cards? From wild predictions to heated arguments about leadership, tactics, and player performances, this episode has everything. Drop your weekend predictions in the comments. Who's cooking, and who's completely delusional? FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. Subscribe for football debates, match reactions, predictions, and unfiltered banter. Instagram: @theFive_aside TikTok: @five.aside YouTube: @FiveAsidePod #FiveAside #PremierLeague #ManchesterUnited #BrunoFernandes #Chelsea #Arsenal #Liverpool #ManchesterCity #footballpodcast Timestamps 00:00 Cold Open — Generational Run or Disaster? 01:00 Arsenal vs Hull City — Easy Three Points? 04:55 Nottingham Forest vs Man City — Upset Alert 09:55 Crystal Palace vs Liverpool — Can Liverpool Bounce Back? 13:45 Carrick Debate — Coaching or Player Problems? 16:00 Is Roma Actually a Good Team? 19:45 Man United vs Aston Villa — Predictions 20:30 Bruno Fernandes Debate Gets HEATED 23:00 United's Generational Run Prediction 24:00 Bruno's Leadership Under Fire 27:45 The Man United Rebuild Problem 29:00 Sunderland vs Chelsea — Robin Hood FC 34:00 Final Chelsea Predictions 35:45 Closing Arguments & United's Injury Concerns 37:45 Final Thoughts & Five Aside Outro

    Man United: Generational Run or Generational Rubbish? 😂 | Premier League Predictions

  4. 3d ago

    United We Win, Divided We Panic! 😂 | UCL Madness, PSG & The Death of No. 10

    Is football losing its magic, or are we just getting old? 😂⚽ This week on Five Aside Podcast, the boys are back with another episode full of football debates, outrageous takes, and premium banter! PSG are playing football like they've unlocked cheat codes, Lamine Yamal has the football world arguing again, and Manchester United fans are wondering when they'll finally know peace. 😭 But the real question is: Is the traditional No. 10 officially DEAD? 💀 From Ronaldinho, Kaká, Özil, and Juan Mata to today's pressing machines, we debate whether modern football has sacrificed flair and creativity for tactics, athleticism, and efficiency. 🔥 IN THIS EPISODE: - PSG and Luis Enrique's ridiculous football system - Can anyone actually stop PSG? - Lamine Yamal, the hype, and football's obsession with comparisons - Arsenal, Madueke, and the battle for attacking positions - The death of the traditional No. 10 - Ronaldinho, Kaká, Rooney, and the legends we miss - The next generation: Lamine Yamal, Max Dowman, Rio Ngumoha, and more - Manchester United's never-ending emotional rollercoaster - Liverpool's defensive frustrations and Chelsea banter Plus, we discuss football's growing commercial influence and reflect on player safety following tragic events. Whether you're a United fan suffering in silence, a Chelsea fan enjoying the chaos, or an Arsenal fan believing this is finally your year, there's something here for everybody. 👇 JOIN THE DEBATE: Is the classic No. 10 truly dead, or can football still produce another Ronaldinho? 👍 LIKE | 💬 COMMENT | 🔔 SUBSCRIBE Five Aside Podcast — Football, banter, and absolutely no safe opinions. #FiveAsidePodcast #FootballPodcast #PremierLeague #ChampionsLeague #ManchesterUnited #PSG #LamineYamal #Arsenal #Chelsea #Liverpool #footballbanter Timestamps 00:00 — Cold Open: Football Chaos & United Tears 😂 01:17 — Welcome to Five Aside! Meet the Boys 03:17 — Football Check-In: Who's Winning, Who's Suffering? 04:36 — Como, Fàbregas & the Nine-Goal Madness 07:10 — Chelsea Ticket Controversy & Corporate Greed 08:53 — The Nine-Goal Debate Continues 10:59 — Tragic Football News & Player Safety 17:17 — PSG Are Playing Football on Cheat Codes 🤖 20:54 — Luis Enrique's System & PSG's Incredible Depth 24:33 — Liverpool Fan Joins: Defensive Errors & Frustration 29:50 — How Do You Actually Beat PSG? 34:05 — Lamine Yamal: Superstar or Overhyped? 37:00 — Football Twitter, Agenda & Player Comparisons 42:06 — Arsenal, Madueke & Competition for Places 57:08 — Is the Future of Football in Safe Hands? 57:44 — The Death of the Traditional No. 10 💀 59:45 — Ronaldinho, Kaká & the Lost Art of Playmaking 01:03:00 — Has Pressing Killed Football's Creativity? 01:09:06 — Rooney, Scholes, Mata & the Legends We Miss 01:11:17 — Has Modern Football Lost Its Magic? 01:17:20 — Jack Wilshere, Max Dowman & Future Superstars 01:19:13 — Chelsea's Young Talent & Player Development 01:24:25 — The Wonderkids Who Never Fulfilled Their Potential 01:30:53 — Manchester United: Same Problems, Different Season 01:32:33 — Final United Rants & Closing Banter

    United We Win, Divided We Panic! 😂 | UCL Madness, PSG & The Death of No. 10

  5. 3d ago

    MAN UNITED HAVE RATS?! 🐀😭 AK EXPOSES Carrick's Dressing Room | Chelsea's Young Stars SHINE!

    AK is back, Chelsea are winning, and Manchester United are catching strays! 😂🔥 Dalu sits down with AK at Brewhouse for a heated Premier League breakdown. AK celebrates Chelsea's victory but refuses to let Alonso off the hook, despite big performances from Morgan Rogers, Romeo Lavia, and Josh Acheampong. Then things get personal! 👀 AK claims there are RATS in Manchester United's dressing room working against Michael Carrick. Bruno Fernandes catches serious heat, while Dalu fires back with some Arsenal banter. And who's really the Premier League's best young talent — Josh Acheampong or Myles Lewis-Skelly? From Chelsea's tactical problems to United's dressing-room drama, this episode has everything! For the Culture. Everything Ball Knowledge. ⚽🟡⚫ Subscribe to Five Aside for more football debates, fan reactions, and Premier League banter. Timestamps 00:00 – Cold open: Rats at Manchester United?! 01:00 – Dalu and AK introduce the episode 01:55 – AK celebrates Chelsea's victory 02:15 – Chelsea fans put pressure on Alonso 03:05 – Fofana's shocking first-half performance 04:15 – Morgan Rogers delivers a game-winning moment 05:10 – Romeo Lavia and Caicedo impress 06:00 – Is Chelsea's young talent trying too hard? 06:45 – AK questions Alonso's tactics 07:45 – Mike Penders and Josh Acheampong shine 08:25 – Acheampong vs Myles Lewis-Skelly debate 09:15 – AK accuses United players of undermining Carrick 10:00 – Is Carrick really Manchester United's problem? 10:45 – Carrick stew and closing banter 😂

    MAN UNITED HAVE RATS?! 🐀😭 AK EXPOSES Carrick's Dressing Room | Chelsea's Young Stars SHINE!

  6. Nov 2

    Chelsea Halloween Special With AK: Scariest Striker, Worst Costume & Five Aside XI | Five Aside

    Halloween special, Chelsea edition. Dalu puts AK through the scary questions: scariest striker, the legend he'd bring back for a season, which Chelsea player stresses him out most, best and worst Halloween costume, and his Chelsea Five Aside team. CHAPTERS 0:00 Highlights 0:40 Intro 1:15 Scariest striker: Drogba 1:35 Bring one legend back 2:00 Which Chelsea player stresses you most? 2:35 Best and worst Halloween costume 3:25 Scariest away day 3:35 Who never ages? 4:35 Trick or treat 5:15 AK's Chelsea Five Aside Who's he missing? Tell us in the comments and follow Five Aside for more. #FiveAside #Chelsea #Halloween #PremierLeague

    Chelsea Halloween Special With AK: Scariest Striker, Worst Costume & Five Aside XI | Five Aside

  7. Nov 2

    Arsenal Halloween Special With Femi: Scariest Player, Worst Costume & Five Aside XI | Five Aside

    Halloween special, Arsenal edition. Femi is back and Dalu hits him with the scary questions: scariest player, the legend he'd bring back for a season, whose 90 minutes he'd rather sit through, best and worst Halloween costume, and his Arsenal Five Aside team. CHAPTERS 0:00 Highlights 0:50 Femi is back 1:10 Scariest player: Henry in his prime 1:30 Bring one legend back 1:55 Mustafi or Zinchenko? 2:45 Best and worst Halloween costume 3:15 Who never ages? 3:55 Trick or treat 4:15 Scariest away day: Anfield 4:35 Femi's Arsenal Five Aside Who's he missing? Tell us in the comments and follow Five Aside for more. #FiveAside #Arsenal #Halloween #PremierLeague

    Arsenal Halloween Special With Femi: Scariest Player, Worst Costume & Five Aside XI | Five Aside

  8. Nov 2

    ARSENAL SEND LIVERPOOL TO THERAPY! 😭🔥 Fans Go WILD After Anfield Revenge | TREBLE LOADING?!

    ANFIELD REVENGE IS SWEET! 🔴⚪🔥 Arsenal fans are absolutely LOSING IT after a massive 1-0 victory over Liverpool, and Five Aside was there to capture every moment! AK hits the crowd for some hilarious, emotional, and downright outrageous fan reactions. 😂 One Arsenal fan says Liverpool gave him PTSD! 🏆 Arsenal fans are already dreaming of the TREBLE! 😭 A Liverpool fan admits Arsenal are a different level. 🔥 Mia goes OFF on Liverpool's tactics, substitutions, and management! ❤️ Mr. Bayo shares his incredible Arsenal journey, supporting the club since childhood and witnessing decades of highs and lows. From the celebrations to the Liverpool meltdown, this is football passion at its finest! 💬 Can Arsenal actually win the treble? Or are the fans getting carried away? Drop your predictions below! Subscribe to Five Aside for fan interviews, football debates, match reactions, and everything ball knowledge. FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #Arsenal #Liverpool #ArsenalFans #FiveAside #PremierLeague #footballreactions Timestamps Time Segment 00:00 Wildest fan reactions — opening montage 01:05 Nimsy celebrates Arsenal going top 04:05 Is this Arteta's biggest win? 04:45 Lewis-Skelly changes the game 07:15 Mr. Bayo's lifelong Arsenal story 09:15 Why Arsenal's defense frustrated Liverpool 11:00 Lewis-Skelly and Arsenal's title ambitions 12:30 Liverpool fan admits Arsenal are different gravy 14:00 What went wrong for Liverpool? 16:00 Isak, Barcola and Liverpool's attacking problems 18:15 Arsenal fans celebrate Anfield revenge 20:35 TREBLE LOADING?! 22:00 Arsenal fans debate their attacking options 23:20 Mia's explosive Liverpool rant 25:00 Why Liverpool's manager is under pressure 28:00 Liverpool fan predicts a fifth-to-eighth-place finish

    ARSENAL SEND LIVERPOOL TO THERAPY! 😭🔥 Fans Go WILD After Anfield Revenge | TREBLE LOADING?!
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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

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  • Creator
    Five-aside
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    172
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chukwudalu Fab-Ukozor 2022
  • Show Website
    Five Aside