Flaccid Functionality

Flaccid Functionality
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Flaccid Functionality is a weekly podcast all about life's ups and downs and how we, four moronic best friends, navigate those half-mast meanderings. With segments like "What The Hell Even Is That?!" and "The Bad Dude Digest" we're sure to cover all things that make our bad dudes stand at attention, as well as the things that make us wish we were celibate.

Episodes

  1. #4 - And His Name Was Gin-Ton

    06/28/2023

    #4 - And His Name Was Gin-Ton

    On today’s train wreck, the Limp Lads congregated inside Derek’s small, but cozy, basement apartment, and talked about…well, we’ll let this episode speak for itself. Buckle up, because it’s a wild ride.

    1h 19m
  2. #3 - Fork n’ Knife Bone-In Wings?

    06/23/2023

    #3 - Fork n’ Knife Bone-In Wings?

    On today’s episode, Tom, Pat and Derek discuss show warm-ups, wild rides, New England sports, ancient restaurants, terrible alcohol, Jarrod was right, and how the hell do you eat wings?!

    1h 10m
  3. #2 - Rednecks, Hillbillies and Hicks

    06/14/2023

    #2 - Rednecks, Hillbillies and Hicks

    On today’s episode, Tom and Derek discuss their various self-defense tools, Jesus memes, the origins of regional blue collar titles, and a riveting story about a drunken mishap in the Old Port, involving a guy named Tiny and his many trunk beers. Enjoy!

    1h 7m

  4. 06/06/2023

    #1 - In A Dumpster Behind Fudruckers

    We had a pilot...and then we didn't. So, here we are with our first ever episode that is actually our second episode. On this here inaugural installment of Flaccid Functionality, The Limp Lads talk about septic tanks, the guy that's stealing all the placenta, Easter festivities, where you hid your porn, as well as a guest appearance from Derek's dad! Stay soft, friends.

    1h 2m
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Flaccid Functionality is a weekly podcast all about life's ups and downs and how we, four moronic best friends, navigate those half-mast meanderings. With segments like "What The Hell Even Is That?!" and "The Bad Dude Digest" we're sure to cover all things that make our bad dudes stand at attention, as well as the things that make us wish we were celibate.

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    Flaccid Functionality
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  • Episodes
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