Florida Man vs. The World

Craig T. Schwerin
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Florida's unsolicited Ambassador to the United States. floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

  1. You GOTTA Watch Project Hail Mary on IMAX | Florida Man Narrated

    MAR 27

    You GOTTA Watch Project Hail Mary on IMAX | Florida Man Narrated

    The narrated version of my March 23 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    13 min
  2. David Lynch's Hyper-Realism | Florida Man Narrative

    MAR 7

    David Lynch's Hyper-Realism | Florida Man Narrative

    The narrated version of my March 1 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    15 min
  3. At the Bottom of the Slop Bowl | Florida Man Narrated

    FEB 21

    At the Bottom of the Slop Bowl | Florida Man Narrated

    The narrated version of my December 19 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    10 min
  4. Eileen Gu's 21st-Century Ski Resort Globalism | Florida Man Narrated

    FEB 20

    Eileen Gu's 21st-Century Ski Resort Globalism | Florida Man Narrated

    Narrated version of my February 18 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    10 min
  5. I'm Dreaming of a White Kwanzaa | Florida Man Narrated

    JAN 1

    I'm Dreaming of a White Kwanzaa | Florida Man Narrated

    The narrated version of my December 28 article. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    7 min
  6. You Want to Live in Sweden? Move to Minnesota | Florida Man Narrated

    12/28/2025

    You Want to Live in Sweden? Move to Minnesota | Florida Man Narrated

    The narrated version of my December 26 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    13 min
  7. DO NOT BE SURPRISED If Miami or Duke Get Into the CFP

    12/07/2025

    DO NOT BE SURPRISED If Miami or Duke Get Into the CFP

    I want to get my thoughts on record about Duke and (especially) Miami getting into the 12-team playoff. More than anything, I want to say that we know VERY LITTLE about the conclave that is the CFP Selection Committee. It’s just like the papal conclave ... except it’s in the Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center instead of the Sistine Chapel. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    29 min
  8. Duke Is the Most Pathetic ACC Football Team | Florida Man Narrated

    09/23/2025

    Duke Is the Most Pathetic ACC Football Team | Florida Man Narrated

    The narrated version of my September 14 piece. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

    14 min
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Florida's unsolicited Ambassador to the United States. floridamanvstheworld.substack.com

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  • Creator
    Craig T. Schwerin
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    97
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Craig T. Schwerin
  • Show Website
    Florida Man vs. The World