Florida Stories James Parker

A Florida Man was bitten by a shark while ON LAND.

Wouldn't that be funny if Florida had a meth lab waiting for you at the welcome center when you crossed into the state line? It's illegal to drive your car into the ocean.

Drunk driving Florida Man crashes into a fire hydrant and gets in a scuffle with the cops. A black bear is climbing on stuff in downtown Orlando, and the locals don't seem bothered.

That's not really James Bond, that's a bank robber. You may be surprised to hear some Florida Men have anger issues.

Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?

Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.