Fluent in Fuckit

Michelle and Keisha

This is real talk, join us on this crazy journey where we dive deep and explore topics from home life to work life, from personal to political and a whole lotta whimsy in between. Friends for over 20 years, our names are Michelle and Keisha, and we are, Fluent in Fuckit. Celebrating the death of our youths and embracing the older wiser badasses that we’ve become, we are unapologetically inappropriate and mildly entertaining. With us, no topic is off limits and everything is “off the record”. We are here to connect and uplift all of our fellow female warriors, even some men. We shed light and divine logic on all things life, with a bit of spice! 

Episodes

  1. Episode 4 - Rose, Bud, Thorn

    05/21/2021

    Episode 4 - Rose, Bud, Thorn

    We've got some major things going on. In this mini episode we conduct a mental health check in and update you on our personal lives, good and bad. Short, sweet and to the point, we kind of just want to say hello!

    30 min
  2. Covid Vaccines: To Be or Not to Be

    05/06/2021

    Covid Vaccines: To Be or Not to Be

    The year was 2020 there was a shortage of toilet paper. Where did it all go you ask? We have no f*****g clue. Tensions ran high, people feared for lives as they prepared for the apocalyptic pandemic that was Covid 19. Moving on, I digress.  To covid vaccine or not to covid vaccine? That is the f*****g question. How vaccines workshow they work MRNA VaccinesmRNA vaccines  Viral VectorViral Vector ModermaModerma CDC PfizerPfizer CDC Johnson and JohnsonJ&J CDC Benefits: what changed, and what hasnt ,whats still being learned Benefits People with Certain Medical Conditionsincreased risk for severe illness from COVID-19. History of vaccines - horror storieshttps://www.nationalgeographic.org/article/strange-history-vaccinesand-why-people-fear-them/https://medium.com/@joakimbanglarsen/the-dark-history-of-vaccines-c6c0e37944d4 Tik tok trendow the mRNA Vaccine 💉 works Herd immunitymayo clinic

    47 min
  3. Millenials vs. GenZers (lol Genitalzzzz)

    04/30/2021

    Millenials vs. GenZers (lol Genitalzzzz)

    Do you wear skinny jeans? Drink a lot of coffee? Google everything?You might just be a millenial. Come in brothers and sisters, sit down around our campfire and let us tell you a story of an older generation, a baby generation, and a whole new generation to come. Pants optional.... We do NOT own the rights to this music: "Oh No" https://youtu.be/Hr_9b-Lt-pk Link to quote from Plato: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/bi65l0/why_do_older_generations_hate_on_millennials_so/ Other Links: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/05/05/five-really-good-reasons-to-hate-millennials/ https://www.salesforce.com/blog/how-millennials-and-gen-z-are-different/

    43 min
  4. Earth Day : Carbon Footprints and Recycling

    04/22/2021

    Earth Day : Carbon Footprints and Recycling

    Earth DayWhat is it and how do we celebrate?If you're wondering to yourself what is this Earth Day everyone is posting and talking about, then you're in luck! We are here to help In this episode we will be talking about different ways you and your family and friends can celebrate earth day like planting a tree or cleaning up your neighborhood park. We'll explain what a carbon footprint is and how you can lower yours and also tell you everything you need to know about recycling. #FaceTheClimateEmergencyDo your part! Sign this open letter to global leaders! https://climateemergencyeu.org/ Carbon FootprintsWe will also go into carbon footprints and how you can reduce the amount of carbon emission you create from your lifestyle choices. Here is a carbon footprint calculator we talked about. This website shows you how much carbon emissions you create and what changes you can make to lower that number. https://www.conservation.org/carbon-footprint-calculator#/ Here are some other links you can visit to learn about carbon footprints https://www.nature.org/en-us/get-involved/how-to-help/carbon-footprint-calculator/ https://www.britannica.com/science/carbon-footprint Heres an article from Huffington Post to learn about how to reduce your carbon Footprint https://www.huffpost.com/entry/7-instant-ways-to-reduce-your-carbon-footprint_b_59321992e4b00573ab57a383 Check Out these 101 companies that are committed to reducing their carbon footprints. Theres a lot of b******t here, decide for yourselves! https://www.forbes.com/sites/blakemorgan/2019/08/26/101-companies-committed-to-reducing-their-carbon-footprint/?sh=53344987260b Recycling Don't be ignorant and learn how to recycle, it's the least we can do! Best Recycling Practices https://www.reuseplastics.org/news/overcoming-bin-decision Read The truth about recycling. This article tells you how everything you thought you knew about recycling is wrong. https://mitte.co/2018/07/18/truth-recycling-plastic/#:~:text=%20The%20truth%20about%20recycling%20plastic%20%201,the%20extraction%20of%20materials%20that%20can...%20More%20 Don't feel bad we don't know everything and we are still learning but thats what its all about. Never stop learning! Check out this article that explains how to recycle! https://www.thesca.org/connect/blog/how-recycle-and-why-you-should-do-it#:~:text=%20Tips%20For%20Recycling%20%201%20Make%20sure,of%20recycled%20materials%20when%20you%20shop.%20More%20 Random Cool Interesting Shit Check out this Podcast - Warm Regards, they are dedicated to spreading awareness and educating people about global warming https://radiopublic.com/warm-regards-8XAoAG Read about the new green deal! https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-resolution/109/text Wanna be a climate change activist? Go here! https://www.meetup.com/topics/climate-change/ Or here https://350.org/ Just think how dumb we'd look in front of our children, if twenty years from now we discover climate change was in fact not real. We'd have cleaned the ocean and the cities, preserved the rain forests and millions of species, innovated in multiple industries, made the air breathable again, created a more sustainable lifestyle for the decades to come and a better world for our children, completely for nothing. I'm pretty sure we'd all doom the fool that made us do all that. ~ unknown END

    44 min
  5. Who are you and how did you get in my house?

    04/21/2021

    Who are you and how did you get in my house?

    Welcome, its so nice to meet you! Grab a glass of wine, turn the lights down low and join us.... Take your mind out of the gutter this is just an introduction haha. In this episode we talk about ourselves and our insanely impressive friendship. Get a sneak peak into the lives of your hosts Michelle and Keisha, the greatest thing since sliced bread! Just kidding we are fairly average, but sometimes we are funny.

    35 min
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This is real talk, join us on this crazy journey where we dive deep and explore topics from home life to work life, from personal to political and a whole lotta whimsy in between. Friends for over 20 years, our names are Michelle and Keisha, and we are, Fluent in Fuckit. Celebrating the death of our youths and embracing the older wiser badasses that we’ve become, we are unapologetically inappropriate and mildly entertaining. With us, no topic is off limits and everything is “off the record”. We are here to connect and uplift all of our fellow female warriors, even some men. We shed light and divine logic on all things life, with a bit of spice! 

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  • Creator
    Michelle and Keisha
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  • Episodes
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