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The witty banter and excellence of the Unfriendly Black Hotties table from high school, without having to worry about if you forgot your lunch money. If you're think you're the only gay in the village who did wrestling team + dance squad trust us; you aren't. We've got a seat for you. Pull up a chair and join friends, food connoisseurs, and resident lushes Kyle and Ethan for a few courses of aural (and sometimes edible) deliciousness at Free Buffet. The menu may change every week, but the conversation will always fill you up with laughs. Just don't forget to save room for dessert!

  1. 01/21/2022

    Old and Broken and Injured -- The Making of a Robot Revolution

    Are you ready (boots)? To get this party started?  This week we focus on “how we hurt ourselves” vs. our normal discourse about “who hurt us”. As two debatably active, distinguished gentlemen, we have both had our fair share of injuries, and discuss what had happened, and how we hope it doesn’t happen again, even though we are both old and refuse to stretch right. Also, Kyle continues to refuses to let Ethan make it through a full episode without talking about the 87 concurrent seasons of Drag Race that are happening, and we beg RiRi and Chazy P to release their new music already!!! Sure, maintaining the Fenty Empire and creating tons of TocTiks are great ways to contribute to society, but we also need new music!

  2. 01/14/2022

    The Sands Between My Toes

    This week we take a page from Dr. Seuss and discuss all of the places you can go, or rather all the places we could go. We can picture it now, the sunsets, the speedos, the lovely cabana boy who knows to fill up our drink on the :15 and the :45 :-). And for dessert, we probably talk about Ross again or something like that, cause we may or may not be obsessed...

  3. 01/09/2022

    Brick City

    There is nothing more basic than a water cooler conversation about the weather. However, this week we're going to basic for a main dish because MAWMA IT'S BRICK OUTSIDE. Though winter was late, she came with a roundhouse kick to our nuts. Is there any joy in being cold? Kyle seems to think so as the resident skier of the duo. And yes, Black people DO ski! We also chat about the joy of being drunk in Times Square as a rich white man, how Kyle really should press his hair just once for the gram, and Ross Harris' butt (of Finding Magic Mike fame). We cannot stop talking about Ross' butt. Have Y'ALL seen his butt? Y'all should go look at his butt.

  4. 12/31/2021

    Because In 2022, What We Not Gonna Do...

    It's New Year's Eve, and we're trying to speak positivity and intention into existence. Let's be honest though; the Panerabread is still running rampant and Omarion is doing a little too much "Touch". Who knows what gonna happen once we strike midnight. Let's focus on what we can control; that's bringing entertainment to your ears. This week, since we're done with Christmas, we can focus on the things that matter, like pre-loaded stripper playlists, public health, and Crimea. Specifically, the Crimea River by Justin Timberlake.  From Kyle and Ethan at the Free Buffet, we wish a you happy and healthy 2022. You can stay healthy by following the advice of Commissioner David Chokshi. But not David Chokachi. He's from Baywatch, and we're not sure on his stances regarding public health. We're guessing they're fine. You have to be healthy to run up and down that beach sand...

  5. 12/25/2021

    Wait, That Was This Year?!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS! You get a double present this week, as your Black Nutcrackers are feeling generous and we love the idea of this episode playing in the background as you sit by the Christmas Tree opening gifts. Did you get what you wanted? If not, hop over to TikTok to get very niche treats that cater to your specific desires. For example, you can watch a multitude of Sexy BDSM Santas. We love you, jordanxbrandt. This is our Year In Review! Or more accurately, the Year We Forgot, because so much happened that made no sense so we blocked it out. There was an Olympics! And an Insurrection! And Dahli spreading their adorable charisma on Dragula (and spreading their other things elsewhere). We also read each other on our Spotify Wrapped lists. Well, we try to...we literally cannot pronounce 4 of the top 5 on Ethan's list because he is a pretentious t**t.

  6. 12/24/2021

    Mama, This Is Not Tetris!

    Happy Holidays, our little Oeuvres! (We're trying to make that the thing we call our fans. Yes? No? Try it out.) Kyle and Ethan are giving you an early present with a Christmas Eve episode. We're calling it an Early Christmas present to ignore the fact that it's a week behind, but your Black Santa's still love you even if they're a little too crunk on Coquito sometimes. This week we eventually talk about our projections of the gift of the year, and our best and worst Christmas presents (did anyone else play "Tesserae"?), but as per usual we take a mad circuitous route. Why? Miss Channing Tatum O' Neal DuPree Balenciaga has gifted us with 3 new additions to the Magic Mike Franchise. So naturally 60% of the episode is now dedicated to strippers. It's a Christmas miracle! Also, can someone come massage Kyle? He plays a lot of sports. Like, real sports. And needs a man to come rub his back. Blake Griffin? You free? We can pay in free ad space!

  7. 12/11/2021

    How The Sausage is Made

    Facebook isn't the only thing's that's meta, as this week this is a podcast about podcasts. Well, it's about us and how we got this whole Free Buffet shebang started. While we have the attention spans of starfish and cannot focus on anything, one thing we both agree upon is that this medium will be the almanac of these times. It's audio documentation of our friendship! *cue celebratory freeze frame* FRIENDSHIP! We also chat about how chicken breasts are sad, busted sides on the holiday dinner table is even sadder, and how 2021's best new crime drama is Law and Order: RHSLCSVU. Seriously, nothing gets past Whitney.  Also, how do you pronounce "Bowdoin?"

  8. 11/28/2021

    Season 2 (Du-Du-Du-Du)

    Y'all. We made it. We made it to a Season Two! We have been gone for so, so long. We've been in the middle of a full Pandemilovato but our love for all of you has never waned. However, our focus on scheduling recording times did...until now! A lot has happened over the summer. We've both moved in new apartments, we have a dedicated recording studio, and learn how to put things in an Excel Spreadsheet to keep us on task. Now, whether we follow said spreadsheets is a different story. On this opener of Season Two...let's be honest, this is Episode .5, because we're are definitely stretching our podcasting muscles after months of atrophy. We also had a lovely time, well, elevating the evening. But hot damn, we had a good ass time, and we can't wait to crawl back into your earholes every week.

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The witty banter and excellence of the Unfriendly Black Hotties table from high school, without having to worry about if you forgot your lunch money. If you're think you're the only gay in the village who did wrestling team + dance squad trust us; you aren't. We've got a seat for you. Pull up a chair and join friends, food connoisseurs, and resident lushes Kyle and Ethan for a few courses of aural (and sometimes edible) deliciousness at Free Buffet. The menu may change every week, but the conversation will always fill you up with laughs. Just don't forget to save room for dessert!

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  • Creator
    Kyle + Ethan
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Kyle + Ethan
  • Show Website
    Free Buffet