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Michelle Collins (The View, The Michelle Collins Show) riffs on the week’s biggest stories on her “late night podcast.” Every Thursday, Michelle sits down with your favorite celebrities including Nicole Byer, Ben Schwartz and Bianca Del Rio for deep dive one-on-one interviews.
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Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins Michelle Collins

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

Michelle Collins (The View, The Michelle Collins Show) riffs on the week’s biggest stories on her “late night podcast.” Every Thursday, Michelle sits down with your favorite celebrities including Nicole Byer, Ben Schwartz and Bianca Del Rio for deep dive one-on-one interviews.
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    FREE SNACK: Nope-ray Lose-frey (w/ Dan Acton)

    FREE SNACK: Nope-ray Lose-frey (w/ Dan Acton)

    This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll
    Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the hand-holding seen round the world... Drew & Oprah, what to do when receiving or giving a horrible present, the worst gifts you've ever given, a 7 foot tall man who has "problems" "dating," in-laws dropping by unannounced, and what happens when bringing your dog to the office inspires other people to do the same.... plus lots of random side stories as usual!

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    • 41 min
    FREE SNACK: The Talented Mr. Gen Z (w/ Dan Acton)

    FREE SNACK: The Talented Mr. Gen Z (w/ Dan Acton)

    Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial.
    This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her opinion on Saltburn aka The Talented Mr. Gen Z (she loved it) followed by an absolutely SLOPPY Chipotle visit that needs to be UNPACKED!!!! "It's almost like an autopsy table where they do the scooping..." exactly!! Then, for you  patrons, we get into some Chipotle intrigue, specifically a woman who hurled a bowl at an employee and her hilarious sentencing by our new favorite person Judge Gilligan. And an incredible Sushi Sock update that finally clears Michelle's brother's name!!!! This episode is one for the ages. Enjoy!

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    • 37 min
    FREE SNACK: Michaelankelo (w/ Dan Acton)

    FREE SNACK: Michaelankelo (w/ Dan Acton)

    This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!
    It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was completely her fault, and Dan recaps a mid-air flight with his plane seatmate which leaves Michelle wondering whose side she's on. New Year's Even plans are hashed, rehashed, and ultimately left in the air, we reminisce about the innocence of Craigslist, Sharon Stone "still bangable at 65" (her words), and an advice question involving surveilling your teen that will leave you SPEECHLESS.

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    • 36 min
    FREE SNACK: A Whole Lotto Drama (w/ Dan Acton)

    FREE SNACK: A Whole Lotto Drama (w/ Dan Acton)

    To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love it! Now the the blurb:
    It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet mall recap (you can guess who gives this), they ask an important question: What do you bring in your overnight bag when staying at a romantic partner's house? If you said "one single condom" your name is Jordan Character and you are definitely a real person (this will make sense upon listening). Plus... LOTTO DRAMA! A lotto lawsuit leaves these old friends wondering about lottery legal ramifications that only a lawyer can answer. Now, if you'll excuse us... we have some scratchoffs to get to... *vinyl pants squeak away*

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    • 29 min
    The Hazardous Hole: A Halloween Special (w/ Mamrie Hart)

    The Hazardous Hole: A Halloween Special (w/ Mamrie Hart)

    Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart!
    It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of This Might Get Weird fame, to the show to celebrate HER favorite holiday.. Halloween!! It's like prom night between the Home Depot skeleton and Lil Amal! (Google.) Mamrie (who insists we use cams, video of which will be available to the Hello Everybody tier) shows up guns ablazin to unpack everything from martini carts to her Little Scamp Era, selling lone plums to neighbors, to her Fuddruckers era, where Michelle has stories revolving around hot tall Italian fake cops and their designer crossbody bags. This episode is SLUNG and HUNG!!! (Michelle is now wanted by Italian Authorities.)

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    • 57 min
    The One Year Anniversary Special! (w/ Abby Holland)

    The One Year Anniversary Special! (w/ Abby Holland)

    To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year!
    How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and discuss some of the usual garbazh. As there is VIDEO of this ep (check the Patreon for the post!) the girls marvel over their mutual symmetry and possible "secretly rich" aura. One has wine, one has coffee, so ya know it's a scene. From Abby's visit to "Devil's Post Pile" (?) to Michelle's broken laptop, it's been an exciting 24 hours. Also covered: Designer eye patches, showering habits, alert babies, stir-fry, salad bars, contact lenses, Tony Danza vs John Stamos, and a house demolishing where we can all agree... YOU CALL IT, WE HAUL IT. We love you guys!! Thank you for a great year!!!

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    • 1 hr 12 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.6K Ratings

1.6K Ratings

Mother Undercover ,

Mich Head For Life

I’m embarrassed to admit how long it took me to discover the unparalleled humor and quickness of @michcoll. The good news is that I now have many years worth of episodes to listen to. Truly the best!

Alya O ,

Utterly disappointed

I struggled to write this review because it comes with a mixture of sadness, anger, and disappointment. After 3 years of being a fan first on SiriusXM then on Patreon, I had to accept the realization that this person I so admired was in fact not who I thought she was. I was charmed by her liberal, outspoken, and witty personality and loved her quips and stories about her upbringing. Until she completely baffled us by trying to justify this senseless war against poor oppressed people and literally had the gall to say that Netenyahu is better for Palestinians than their current government. Not to mention spewing debunked fake news and reposting idiocy by Tishby! Consider me floored!
As soon as they launched earth shattering bombs, she quickly weaponized her ethnicity and fears of safety while enjoying the “luxury” of traveling around Europe. Meanwhile buildings were burying families alive.
For a white, self-proclaimed atheist from Miami, whose grandparents were literally relocated from Hungary to a newly founded Israel and New York, (and who has the privilege to move to Europe whenever she wants) to say that is mind blowing! It’s funny how these so-called liberals love to get loud for selective rights, but stay silent when some human rights encroach on their comfort and privilege. I hope that the thousands of civilian deaths were worth your peace of mind to continue podcasting from various hotels in Europe.

jasonpaulradford ,

Insufferable

Please, Michelle, tell us more about how miserable you are on your seemingly endless European vacation that your listeners paid for!!!! And how a waiter was rude to you. And how you were on the View for 90 seconds. And how you went shopping and found nothing. And how no one is into you because you’re 6’4”. And how we should all be Zionists. And how you’ll allow your “cohost” tell their story, you promise, (but never actually do). And how you didn’t prepare anything so skimming headlines will suffice. And how you got the worst haircut of your life!!! Please we are begging you for more info on shopping for Shein gowns that you’ll wear to events in various cities where you upgraded yourself to business class and your legs still didn’t fit and the stewardess was a c-word to you!!!

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