in ancient times, we had to wait 60 seconds for the switch timer and "counter" was everywhere, when lanturn and trevanant were always together, and no one stood up for charjabug, btw was there with da truth! what? there are like 700 other pokemon? no wat. in those dark times of 2022 i found pokemon go and pvp and they helped me have a hobby and a social life online which is a lot considering i quit media in 2016. anyway, so i will never be good at this but i like to at least shame some dudes and win with fun teams. some play to win, i play for guzzlord. but who can accompany my brutal swinging champion and what should i do when i cant guzzlord it up? btw to the rescue with honest and stardust affordable advice. i was inspired to write this because i specifically remember them talking about cradily, ariados, and drapion and how they were secretly good. i thought "what is a cradily?" and i then learned when i saw it in championship teams ... sure enough all of these, and more, later, have been accessible and great on competitive feeds, and also generally i can make some of them and expand my repertoire. don't tell the guzzlord. i like that the picks they suggest are pokemon that people can get and learn the moves of.. useful ones, not "bro shadow palkia based all legacy move team hashtag im og hashtag shundo club." ok, i like having fun and there not judgement here, well, there is but it's definitely the way real world friends rag on one another and it shows. also, as a south carolinian the kentucky accents that may be present sometimes give me a bit of joy. thanks yall.
