Funeral Babe

Melissa Schmidt
  • 5.0 (20)
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Death? We talk about it. Life? We really talk about it. Welcome to Funeral Babe — the podcast where a funeral director (Melissa) and her best friend (Christina) get real about everything people avoid: grief, money, identity, and the messy stuff in between. Unfiltered. Unsugarcoated. Sometimes deep, sometimes chaotic, always real. Subscribe for raw convos, behind-the-scenes of funeral life, and content that lives somewhere between heartfelt and hilarious. Let’s break the taboo, one episode at a time.

Episodes

  1. 07/01/2025

    The Real Cost of Dying: What They Don’t Tell You About Healthcare, Caregiving & Funerals

    The real cost of dying is more than emotional—it’s financial, physical, and deeply personal. In this episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, we expose what they don’t tell you about healthcare, caregiving, and funerals. From hidden medical bills to caregiving burnout and unexpected funeral costs, we break the silence on what families face when a loved one is dying. This honest conversation sheds light on the systems, stigma, and stories behind the final chapter of life.Subscribe for real talk about death, grief, healing, and everything in between.🔥 Highlights:Caregiving burnout and role reversalThe hidden truths behind Medicaid and asset protectionNursing home realities and long-term care costsWhy funerals are often unfairly judged as “expensive”Having the talk—advanced directives, wills, and what YOU want when the time comes💬 It’s funny. It’s raw. It’s real. And it’s necessary.👉 Subscribe, like, comment, and share this episode with someone who needs to hear it.📲 Follow us on Socials:Instagram → bit.ly/funeralbabeIGTikTok → bit.ly/funeralbabeTTFacebook → bit.ly/funeralbabeFB🎧 Listen to the Podcast:Spotify → bit.ly/funeralbabeSpotifyApple Podcasts → bit.ly/funeralbabeApple#TheRealCostOfDying #FuneralBabePodcast #HealthcareCosts #CaregivingTruths #FuneralCosts #DeathAwareness #EndOfLifeCare #GriefSupport #WomenTalkingDeath #HiddenCostsOfDying #RealTalkAboutDeath #ModernFuneralTalk #DeathDoulas #CaregivingJourney #FuneralIndustry

    26 min

  2. 06/10/2025

    Can AI Replace Human Connection? | Grief, Death & the Limits of Tech

    In this episode of Funeral Babe, we delve into the profound question: Can artificial intelligence truly replicate the depth of human connection, especially in the face of grief and loss? As AI technology advances, it's increasingly intertwined with our most intimate experiences, including mourning and remembrance.Join us as we explore:In this episode of Funeral Babe, we dive into one of the most pressing questions of our time: Can artificial intelligence truly replace human connection?With the rise of AI chatbots and virtual assistants entering emotional spaces—like grief counseling, memorial services, and even digital afterlives—we explore how far tech can go in offering comfort, empathy, and understanding.Together, we unpack:How AI is being used in grief and death careWhether AI can provide real emotional supportThe ethical, spiritual, and cultural boundaries of technology and mourningPersonal stories and reflections on the role of real human empathy

    28 min

  3. 06/10/2025

    What Will They Say at Your Funeral? | Legacy, Death & Dark Humor

    Welcome to the Funeral Babe Podcast — where death meets real talk and dark humor, hosted by Melissa, a seasoned funeral director, and Christina, her lifelong best friend who has absolutely zero business being here (her words). In this powerful and unexpectedly hilarious episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, licensed funeral director Melissa and her best friend Christina dive deep into the idea of legacy. What do we leave behind? How do we want to be remembered? And is it weird to laugh while talking about your own funeral? (Spoiler: It’s not—at least not here.)They explore what it means to create meaning in everyday life, reflect on death in a way that’s both irreverent and respectful, and share stories that range from touching to downright petty. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and maybe you’ll even start thinking about what your eulogy would say.Whether you work in death care, have experienced loss, or just love real conversations with humor and heart, this episode is a must-listen.

    25 min

  4. 05/24/2025

    Mortician Talks Death Myths Conspiracies and Misconceptions

    In this jaw-dropping episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, Melissa (funeral director & death influencer) and Christina dive into the wildest myths and conspiracies about death, funerals, and cemeteries. Are bodies really missing from caskets? Do the dead sit up? Are funeral homes hiding secrets? From viral TikToks to terrifying urban legends, we bust the biggest misconceptions about death care. If you've ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the funeral world—this one’s for you.

    28 min

  5. 05/24/2025

    Mortician Explains : Why Rest in Peace Starts Now

    In this episode: In this raw and thought-provoking episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, Melissa the Mortician and Christina dive deep into what it really means to "rest in peace." From balancing life and death to chasing purpose over paychecks, this conversation explores how legacy, authenticity, and real joy are built while you're still alive. If you’ve ever wondered how your daily choices shape the story told at your funeral, this one’s for you.Welcome to The Funeral Babe Podcast—where death isn't taboo, it's the whole point. Hosted by Melissa, a licensed mortician and funeral director with a black belt in embalming and existential clarity, and Christina, her chaos-loving, spiritually curious bestie, this show dives headfirst into everything we avoid talking about… but shouldn't.From the embalming table to the afterlife, from burnout to legacy, The Funeral Babe Podcast offers a raw, real, and often hilarious look at death, grief, spirituality, cultural funeral traditions, and the hard questions about how we live. What happens when we die? Why do some people die with giant driveways and no one at the service? Can you change your outfit in the afterlife? Do you regret the things you did, or the things you didn't? This isn’t your average death podcast—it’s therapy with a toe tag.With every episode, Melissa and Christina explore what it means to live authentically, find peace before you die, and confront mortality with curiosity instead of fear. Whether you work in death care, are grieving, spiritually curious, or just weirdly obsessed with the afterlife (no judgment), this podcast will speak to your soul—and maybe your ghost.

    19 min

  6. 05/05/2025

    What REALLY Happens After We Die?

    Funeral Babe Podcast Episode 3

    23 min

  7. 04/21/2025

    When They Ghost You (For Real)

    Funeral Babe Podcast Episode 2

    27 min

  8. 04/17/2025

    Why No One Talks About Death (But We Do)

    Funeral Babe Podcast Episode 1

    22 min
  • 8 Episodes

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About

Death? We talk about it. Life? We really talk about it. Welcome to Funeral Babe — the podcast where a funeral director (Melissa) and her best friend (Christina) get real about everything people avoid: grief, money, identity, and the messy stuff in between. Unfiltered. Unsugarcoated. Sometimes deep, sometimes chaotic, always real. Subscribe for raw convos, behind-the-scenes of funeral life, and content that lives somewhere between heartfelt and hilarious. Let’s break the taboo, one episode at a time.

Information

  • Creator
    Melissa Schmidt
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Melissa Schmidt
  • Show Website
    Funeral Babe