Ga'Hooligans

CJ & PB

Give a hoot! Join PB & CJ on a moonscalding, wet-pooping, subglaucious romp through the 20-year-old children's book series "The Guardians of Ga'hoole" by Kathryn Lasky! We yarp up a new episode every other Monday, only through the Moonshot Network.

  1. EPISODE 1

    Lesser Digestive Processes

    Today’s Reading: The Capture, chapters 1 - 16 Join CJ and PB for their inaugural episode! Talking points include the history of children’s literature, techniques for bird brainwashing, the uncomfortable depiction of nest-maid snakes, the horrors of concentration camps, and (of course) gizzards! -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com, Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

    46 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Laughter Therapy

    Today’s Reading: The Capture, chapters 16 - 27 Will Soren and Gylfie escape the horrors of St. Aggies? What does it mean to kill off a character in a children’s book? And what in the world is quanking? CJ and PB have the answers. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. ED NOTE: Apologies for chewing or grumble sounds in the final cut, Miles is still learning the ropes as a producer. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak -- Sources: Scientific American on Birds and Magnetism Morris, B. (1974). Young Children and Books on Death. Elementary English, 51(3), 395-398. [http://www.jstor/stable/41387179 Carr, R. L. (1973). Death as Presented in Children's Books. Elementary English, 50(5), 701-705. http://www.jstor/stable/41388049 Gutierres, I. T. et al (2014). Affective Dimensions of Death: Children's Books, Questions, and Understandings. Monographs of the Society for Research in Child Development, 79(1), 43-61. http://www.jstor.org/43772828

    50 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    Hell is an Owl Swear

    Today’s Reading: The Journey, chapters 1 - 12 The book’s title is The Journey, so this is just a travelogue, right? On our way we’ll encounter Twilight’s incredible musical stylings, frightening uncertainty about the sentience of other birds, and the good word of Glaux. And PB won’t fail a character-name quiz. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak -- Sources: All owl calls sourced from

    1h 7m

  4. EPISODE 4

    We Don't Care For Otulissa

    Today’s Reading: The Journey, chapters 13 - 25 The Band adapts to their new lives at the Great Ga’Hoole Tree, PB takes a vocabulary test, CJ talks Ezylryb and ableism, and everyone agrees – not very much happens in this book. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

    1h 11m

  5. EPISODE 5

    Owl Hamlet for 8-Year-Olds

    Today’s Reading: The Capture, chapters 1 - 10 Ezylryb is missing, and the Band have a lot of questions that need answers. But first they’ll need to endure hurricanes, grief, racist babies, slipgizzles, and The World’s Worst Flirt ™. And stick around till the end for PB’s favorite Owl Fact Corner yet. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. If you send us a performance of an Owl Song, Owl Poem, or Owl Story from the books, we will play it on the show! Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak -- Sources: AS NEEDED

    1h 9m

  6. EPISODE 6

    Flintmops and Fraticide

    Today’s Reading: The Rescue, chapters 11 - 21 The Band faces the horrors of flintmopping, the hidden histories of Lyze of Keel, and the terrible truth of Metal Beak. Along the way PB and CJ have some scandals, some squabbles, some owl facts, and a BRAND NEW musical segment! -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

    1h 5m

  7. EPISODE 7

    Spronk

    Today’s Reading: The Siege, chapters 1-10 CJ and PB return from their unintended hiatus to learn some new owl curse words, rage against book bannings, and make way too many bad puns as the Band prepare to return the place Soren's journey began. -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

    51 min

  8. EPISODE 8

    Churchill Time

    Today’s Reading: The Siege, chapters 11-25 The Chaw of Chaws have infiltrated St. Aggies, but what will their investigation reveal? And when they return home, what titular peril awaits?? And most importantly, who will die, and who will parrot Winston Churchill??? -- Questions, complaints, corrections, or stories from your own experience with the Guardians of Ga’Hoole? You can tweet our Twitter, tumble our Tumblr, or email us at gahooliganspod@gmail.com. Supported by the Moonshot Network Theme music by Morgan Jackson Cover Art by Matthias Lissak

    1h 6m
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Give a hoot! Join PB & CJ on a moonscalding, wet-pooping, subglaucious romp through the 20-year-old children's book series "The Guardians of Ga'hoole" by Kathryn Lasky! We yarp up a new episode every other Monday, only through the Moonshot Network.

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