173 episodes

A millennial with a short attention span and a potty mouth talks about the NFL, Houston sports, pop culture, politics, and his life.

Gallant Says Paul Gallant

    • Sports
    • 4.8 • 172 Ratings

A millennial with a short attention span and a potty mouth talks about the NFL, Houston sports, pop culture, politics, and his life.

    Everything you ACTUALLY need to know from Houston Texans OTAs | Harrison Butker's Speech

    Everything you ACTUALLY need to know from Houston Texans OTAs | Harrison Butker's Speech

    cAn yOu beLiEvE LaReMy TuNsiL aNd StEfOn DiGgS wErEn'T aT oTaS?? (0:32 - 1:52)

    But on a serious note, I talked about everything that ACTUALLY mattered at this week's Texans OTA availability. (1:52 - 19:22)

    I also finally got to the Texans schedule release AND graded the always ridiculous post draft grades. (19:22 - 26:09)

    Finally, I watched Harrison Butker's commencement speech since NOBODY will shut up about it. Was what he said truly as polarizing as its being made out to be? (39:47 - 1:09:14)

    • 1 hr 11 min
    The Houston Mental Health Special!

    The Houston Mental Health Special!

    Framber Valdez has always been a roller coaster, but last night was special. Was it a one time thing? Or another symptom of a problem that might need removal? Plus, thoughts on an article I read about gymnast 🐐 / Houstonian Simone Biles AND the unpopularity of Harris County judge Lina Hidalgo.

    • 48 min
    The Back of the Baseball Card

    The Back of the Baseball Card

    The Astros are off to a very slow start. I'm not pressing the panic button yet. But the way this team talks down to us about the struggles of certain players is driving me CRAZY. Whoever decided they should answer tough questions by referencing the "back of the baseball card" needs to be fired...and replaced by me. [for a nominal fee, of course]

    • 32 min
    The Houston Texans got Stefon Diggs

    The Houston Texans got Stefon Diggs

    I talked about the latest massive Texans offseason splash - Houston trading a '25 2nd rounder to Buffalo for Stefon Diggs and some late round picks - and a WR dealing with ACTUAL off the field issues.

    • 54 min
    What the hell is wrong with the Houston Astros?

    What the hell is wrong with the Houston Astros?

    No runs, a bad night of baserunning, and another bullpen disaster has the Houston Astros now at 1-5 after a 2-1 loss to the Blue Jays. What the hell is happening? Plus, some thoughts on...women's basketball?

    • 39 min
    Ronel Blanco hurls a no hitter for the Astros first W!

    Ronel Blanco hurls a no hitter for the Astros first W!

    I talked about Ronel Blanco's VERY COOL no hitter to give the Houston Astros their first win in 2024, an ex-Astro who showed some loyalty against the Rangers, and a couple of controversial tweets...

    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
172 Ratings

172 Ratings

H-Town_Zac ,

A + Talent

Great voice on the air and off the air. Always entertaining and insightful.

Dannyanonymous ,

A rare find

A witty and insightful take on everything. -Judson P Setties

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Pawl!!

The food was terrible but service was great!!

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