Garbage Juice Podcast

Garbage Juice Podcast

Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 79 - Birthday Rizzession

    Mar 26

    79 - Birthday Rizzession

    4 Years of Garbage Juice Podcast! Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate).  His first name "Markwayne" is a literal mashup: His parents couldn't decide between honoring uncles Mark or Wayne, so they slapped both on the birth certificate and never bothered to shorten it. He reportedly hated it as a kid because it got called out over the school PA when he got in trouble.He dropped out of college at 20 to take over the family plumbing business (Mullin Plumbing, aka "the Red Rooter") when his dad got sick. He turned it into a multimillion-dollar operation, later sold it to private equity for a big (undisclosed but likely hefty) payout while still holding a stake. He also owns a cattle ranch, wedding venue, real estate firms, and has dabbled in HVAC, septic services, construction, and even a steakhouse.As a former undefeated pro MMA fighter (5-0 record), he's got that cauliflower ear from wrestling days and was inducted into the Oklahoma Wrestling Hall of Fame. He still coaches kids (including his own) in tournaments. This "tough guy" persona came in handy—or hilariously not—when he challenged Teamsters president Sean O'Brien to an actual fistfight during a 2023 Senate hearing after O'Brien called him a "greedy CEO" on social media. Mullin stood up, said "stand your butt up," and invited him to settle it right there like "two consenting adults." Bernie Sanders had to yell "stop it!" to de-escalate.In a 2017 town hall, he told constituents complaining about taxes paying his salary: "You say you pay for me to do this. Bullcrap. I pay for myself." (He later got ethics scrutiny over his business holdings and salary overlaps while in Congress.)He benefited from about $1.4 million in forgiven PPP loans during the pandemic, then criticized Biden's student loan forgiveness plan—prompting the White House to point out the hypocrisy on Twitter.On Jan. 6, 2021, he helped barricade doors against rioters and witnessed Ashli Babbitt's shooting (which he defended as necessary). Later, he was fine with Trump pardoning many of those involved.He floated (half-jokingly?) that there'd be "less fake news" if we could still duel journalists like in the 1800s—referencing a historical case where a reporter shot a congressman in the Capitol.He struggled with fertility issues early in marriage (his wife had undiagnosed endometriosis), leading them to adopt twin girls after years of trying. They've got six kids total and have been married since high school sweethearts.Childhood challenges included clubfoot (requiring braces and surgeries) and a speech impediment—plus growing up as the youngest of seven on a rural Cherokee Nation-linked ranch.Possibly mor suited for the this role: Jack Bauer. Season 1: CTU Los Angeles Director of Field Operations. Season 2: Former CTU agent (reinstated/consultant). Season 3: CTU Field Operations Director. Season 4: Special Advisor to the Secretary of Defense (James Heller). Season 5: Secretive private employee (working in oil), later returns to aid CTU. Season 6: Returns to CTU after being released from a Chinese prison. Season 7: Independent consultant working with the FBI; CTU is dismantled. Season 8: Inactive, later helps CTU New York. Live Another Day: Freelance fugitive (ex-CIA/CTU).  Overall, he's built a brand as a rough-around-the-edges, fight-ready conservative outsider who's not shy about getting physical (verbally or otherwise) in politics. Some see it as authentic Oklahoma grit; others see hotheaded antics. Either way, he rarely fades into the background! Donald Trump Bing Bong - Remix Compilation Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 16m
  2. 78 - Immanentizemaxxing The Eschaton Cope

    Mar 3

    78 - Immanentizemaxxing The Eschaton Cope

    Lee and Ryan take aim at America's Latest and Greatest Death Cult. HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS, SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx, AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING: The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY. BECKY'S are seething, STACY'S are GOONING. GJP SMV has never been higher. It Happened! 2026 was the year America had its First Officially Sanctioned 2-Halftime Shows Super Bowl. Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia' Mucha' novia' Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey Pero no hay boda. Bob Ritchie! The LOOKSMAXXING Saga: Chronologically NARRATIONMAXXED by 19 highkey posts. Check out CLAVICULAR on MICHAEL KNOWLES | The GJP edit I would say that she's pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed. She's got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support. I think that a lot of people with P*RN BRAINS find her attractive because of her body. Michael Jordan just won the Daytona 500 as a car owner. Congratulations Mr Jordan! Did you know DJT was in attendance 25 years ago, at the 2001 Daytona 500–the same Daytona 500 that took the life of Sir Father Dale Earnhardt? That tragic final-lap crash into the wall... #DYOR The HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL and BLATANTLY ILLEGAL Buffalo Wheel Barrow (fka The Tush Push) 7’2 brine-pilled TERA-DILL Dillon T. Pickle has flown to Arizona and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU Frat Leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge last week’s BRUTAL frame mog incident 😳 Looking for mediocre country music? Kid Rock is now Robert "Bob" Ritchie! TOP CONTENDER: funniest video of 2026 - Michael Irvin, NFL Hall of Fame WR, posts a video reacting to a meme asking if he can "framemog" (outshine in physique) two young muscular men (ASU Frat Leader and Clavicular) or if he's "jestermaxxed" (clownish in looksmaxxing slang). Bewildered and completely foreign to the language, Michael Irvin somehow knows what the post means. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 14m
  3. 77 - Massive, Unyielding, and Incurable Afflictions

    12/23/2025

    77 - Massive, Unyielding, and Incurable Afflictions

    Welcome back Listener! Lee and Ryan are most gratified to find themselves present upon this fair Tuesday eve, being but nine days removed from Christmas, and nigh upon a fortnight from the turning of the year. Happy Hanukah (Lee explains how it was created in a lab in Wuhan China)! NEW JAMES CAMERON AVATAR - BLOOD DIAMOND. Candace Owens proving herself as a Certified Contender in the cannibalizing Sphere of Right Wing Media Infotaining Entrepreneurfluencers. Does anyone enjoy seeing Erika Kirk in front of a camera? Is Spotify Wrapped, Washed, and Chopped? Filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically found dead and their son was arrested in connection with the killing, Trump posted on his social media platform (Truth Social) a message that blamed Reiner’s death on his political opposition to Trump. Will the Jacksonville Jaguars honor the fans with a legendary 2025 season Super Bowl run? Goodbye Kansas City Chiefs, Hello Grandfather Phill Rivers! Portnoy in Peril - How it started. How it ended Liam Coen - Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach - Duuuuvaaalllllllllllllll (cheugy) The Garbage Juice Podcast Big Board of Conspiracies (Website Coming Soon) The "Clues" - Nick Mullen King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Shanghai (Official Video) Rob Reiner - Spinal Tap The Beautiful Images of Donald J. Trump in Cowboi Hat WE ARRRRRE CHAAARRRRRRLLLLIEEEEE KIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRK - Bangers As we discuss Jags Vs Broncos Week 16 - Whats up with Denver? Shane Gillis on Philip Rivers Grease Beast by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol 2025 Breakout Animated Positive Masculinity Comedy: Haha🎈, You Clowns Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
5
out of 5
4 Ratings

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Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.