Geriatric Mamas

Jessica Rizzieri and Sonia Tapley
  • 5.0 (20)
  • Alternative Health
  • Updated Weekly

Geriatric Mamas is the go-to podcast and online resource for women navigating fertility, pregnancy, and motherhood after 35. Whether you're trying to conceive naturally, going through IVF, pregnant after 40, recovering postpartum, raising toddlers, or navigating perimenopause, you'll find expert-backed articles, celebrity pregnancy stories, honest conversations, and a supportive community that understands this unique season of life. Hosted by best friends Sonia and Jessica, Geriatric Mamas combines practical advice, real-life experiences, and plenty of laughter to help women feel informed, encouraged, and never alone.

  1. 2d ago

    Facebook Dating Felons, the Titbit & Tiny Dictators On Carousels

    This week, Jessica and Sonia are accidentally dressed alike—again—and immediately dive into the very serious injustice of planning a perfect all weather outfit. Jessica shares her brief journey into Facebook Dating, where the options are endless, including at least one man whose background check came with an actual mugshot. Meanwhile, Sonia has reached the “I have Googled parenting strategies because apparently five is the new fifteen” stage of motherhood. She introduces Jessica to a method of parenting that treats defiance like a tactical operation—but with compliments, connection, and significantly less emotional damage than others she's found. Sonia puts the method to the test after Annabelle swings from the antlers of a carousel deer at Funtown, while Jessica shares how she helps Hayden “push the mad out.” They also discuss the pressure millennial moms feel to be endlessly present, emotionally regulated and enthusiastically available for imaginary play—even though their own parents mostly told them to go outside, drink from the hose and return when the streetlights came on. Also covered: the invention of the Titbit, a review of why wearing a Fitbit on your wrist is apparently the Crocs of fitness tracking, children who expose your emotional state with uncomfortable accuracy, and the universal parenting experience of wondering, What the hell was that? before immediately entering the next developmental phase.

  2. Jul 23

    Mountainside Blast Offs, First Day Of School Prep & the Ohio House of Horrors

    This week, Jessica and Sonia spiral over the internet's latest girl's hiking trip gone wildly wrong (yes, it somehow involves diarrhea, wet wipes, and a $70,000 airlift), question why TJ Maxx and HomeGoods seem to trigger the exact same biological response in every woman, and debate whether influencer finger tapping needs to be retired forever. Plus, Sonia gears up for Annabelle first day of kindergarten with custom sneakers and school supply planning, Jess navigates the unexpectedly intense world of Montessori school supply lists, and the moms unpack the heartbreaking Ohio case involving 16 children rescued from unimaginable conditions—sharing their thoughts on the ongoing investigation, motherhood, and the families forever changed by it. Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  3. Jul 16

    Women's 'Health' Harvesting For $40 & Man Made Childbirth Rabbit Holes

    This week, Sonia and Jessica start by discussing color analysis because Jess looks good in mostly everything, then they recap one very full week of making summer memories with their kids; including beach days, Toy Story 5, Story Land, whale watching, campfires, and restaurant chaos that only happens when every child suddenly has to use the bathroom the second your food arrives. Then things take a turn and the conversation spirals into bizarre women's health discoveries, celebrity moms over 50, childbirth history that sounds like a horror movie, and the internet rabbit holes they probably shouldn't have clicked on, but definitely did. Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  4. Jul 9

    Heat Waves, Raising Gen Alpha & Why Men Make Everything Weird

    This week, Sonia and Jessica recap a wildly hot holiday weekend filled with fireworks, matching toddlers, snackle boxes, dads being dads at the park (it's called observational research), and one very unexpected parenting realization: somewhere along the way, some parents decided it's perfectly acceptable to let other adults raise their kids at the playground. The conversation takes a turn into millennial parenting, why Gen Alpha kids are basically tiny emotionally intelligent CEOs, whether full moons actually make kids go feral, and the internet rabbit holes every mom inevitably ends up in. Plus, Jessica shares a work-from-home parenting moment that includes ants, poop, a Google Meet, and a very hungry frog toilet. Somehow... it all makes sense. And because no Geriatric Mamas episode would be complete without asking the important questions, we also discuss why do men disappear into the bathroom for 45 minutes? Why is Netflix recommending questionable "kids" content? And why... WHY... did Mike decide to tell us what he did with his blister? In This Episode ✨ Surviving a 100-degree Fourth of July with toddlers ✨ Snackle boxes, bubble wands, and becoming the unofficial kid headquarters ✨ The fine line between building a parenting village and accidentally babysitting everyone else's children ✨ Millennial moms raising Gen Alpha—and why we're determined to break cycles ✨ Do full moons actually affect kids? (We have thoughts.) ✨ A surprising Netflix PSA every parent should know ✨ Working from home with a toddler ✨ The viral bathroom prank every wife should try on her husband ✨ The blister story absolutely nobody asked for Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  5. Jul 2

    “I Fell Out of a Porta Potty”... and Other Completely Normal Mom Things

    This week on ‘Geriatric’ Mamas, Sonia and Jessica are back with one of those conversations that starts with a porta potty disaster and somehow ends with true crime, unsolicited Instagram DMs, beach bacteria, questionable daycare decisions, and the universal realization that adulthood is honestly just one long series of plot twists. Sonia shares the story of accidentally falling out of a porta potty at a church moms' meetup (yes, really), while Jessica dives into the bizarre reality of reopening her Instagram after divorce and discovering that apparently unsolicited anatomy photos are still considered a conversation starter. The moms also unpack the latest updates in the shocking Taylor Parker case, discuss the controversy surrounding melatonin patches reportedly being used in daycare settings without parental consent, debate whether Maine's beaches are secretly plotting against summer, and swap stories about parenting toddlers, family vacations, playground fails, and the moments that make you wonder how any of us are successfully keeping tiny humans alive. Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  6. Jun 25

    Netflix’s Maternal Instinct Deep Dive, & Why We’re Never Ignoring a Weird Vibe Ever Again

    Sonia and Jessica are diving straight into the dark side this week, and honestly, grab a massive glass of wine because it gets wild. They start with the mind-blowing Netflix true crime documentary Maternal Instinct, which naturally spirals into a deep dive on Taylor Parker's terrifying web of lies, their maternal instincts, and why you should absolutely never ignore your gut when someone gives you a weird vibe. Then, it's all things parenting in a scary world, swapping personal horror stories about their biggest fears, and analyzing how two people can look at the exact same red flags and see a completely different story. Plus, the mamas break down the reality of constant vigilance, safety tips, and why your intuition is the one friend you can actually trust. Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  7. Jun 18

    Threenager Jumanji: Emotionally Unstable Since Breakfast

    If you've ever found yourself negotiating with a three-year-old about wearing pants, sprinting across a playground to prevent a five-year-old from catastrophe, or wondering how someone so tiny can have such strong opinions about absolutely everything... this episode is for you. This week, Sonia and Jessica dive into the hilarious, exhausting, and surprisingly emotional world of parenting three-year-olds (or what the internet lovingly calls a threenager). From mommy swimsuit hard launches and public meltdowns to wild imaginations and newfound independence, we're talking about the stage of childhood that somehow manages to be equal parts adorable and complete chaos. We'll explore why three-year-olds seem to live in a constant state of emotional whiplash, how they're learning to navigate huge feelings with very little impulse control, and why sometimes the difference between a magical day and a total disaster is simply a snack and a nap. Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: Instagram Facebook Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋  Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳  The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿  We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

  8. Jun 11

    Can We Talk About Postpartum for a Minute?

    Everyone talks about the baby. Nobody talks enough about what happens to you. This week, Sonia and Jessica are diving into the messy, emotional, hormonal, occasionally unhinged reality of postpartum life—the part that doesn't fit into the cute Instagram squares. From postpartum anxiety and intrusive thoughts to rage, identity shifts, relationship changes, and wondering if you'll ever feel like yourself again, they're sharing the conversations more women need to hear. They also discuss the absolute chaos of planning children's birthday parties while trying to function as an adult, homemade cake disasters, why toddlers seem determined to test every emotional boundary known to mankind, and the surprising reality that kids usually handle life's chaos better than we do. Along the way, they unpack the myth that postpartum magically ends after six weeks, how infertility and fertility treatments can impact the postpartum experience, why "bouncing back" is one of the most ridiculous expectations placed on women, and the reality of rebuilding your confidence, marriage, friendships, and identity after becoming a mother. Topics include: ✨ Postpartum anxiety, rage, intrusive thoughts, and mental health ✨ The truth about postpartum recovery after birth ✨ Hormones, fertility treatments, and emotional healing ✨ Identity shifts and learning who you are after motherhood ✨ Relationship changes, intimacy, and feeling like yourself again ✨ Birthday party planning, homemade cake fails, and mom expectations ✨ Toddler overstimulation, meltdowns, and surviving family events ✨ Kristen Doute, The Valley, and why postpartum deserves more honest conversations ✨ Breastfeeding, pumping, maternity leave, and motherhood realities ✨ Building community and finding support during the hardest seasons

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Geriatric Mamas is the go-to podcast and online resource for women navigating fertility, pregnancy, and motherhood after 35. Whether you're trying to conceive naturally, going through IVF, pregnant after 40, recovering postpartum, raising toddlers, or navigating perimenopause, you'll find expert-backed articles, celebrity pregnancy stories, honest conversations, and a supportive community that understands this unique season of life. Hosted by best friends Sonia and Jessica, Geriatric Mamas combines practical advice, real-life experiences, and plenty of laughter to help women feel informed, encouraged, and never alone.

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  • Creator
    Jessica Rizzieri and Sonia Tapley
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Geriatric Mamas 2023
  • Show Website
    Geriatric Mamas

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