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Maya Caress

This show is about me talking about things I like and don't like. Sometimes I talk about the meaning of life and sometimes I talk about how in love I am with Joe Keery. It's a crapshoot every episode, but you will undoubtedly get caressed.

  1. 2d ago

    when a playboy bunny reads bell hooks

    this episode i go from singing about sheryl lee ralph in dreamgirls to reading my personal diary entry to breaking down the patriarchy's entrapment of masculinity. happy halloweener

  2. Oct 25

    u don't need the swan, u just need queer eye

    this week i talk about the heinous the swan documentary, how fjord was really very gewd, and also bell hooks all about love is the bible. luv u lots

  3. Oct 19

    i watched you can see everything three times in two days

    this week, i essentially go back and forth with myself for an hour and a half on whether or not elizabeth holmes is a master manipulator or a victim. i also talk about girls like girls, kate berlant's special parmesan and how much i love her, and the moral exhaustion i currently have. xoxo

  4. Oct 11

    all roads lead back to the social network

    this week i talk about olivia rodrigo AGAIN (can't stop won't stop), jeremy strong because girl whatever you're doing it's working, and how if u don't help, ya hurt. bye lovelies and remember to vote!

  5. Oct 5

    VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR!!!!

    i have ray ray bear on this week!!!! we sing, we laugh, we talk about women's rights...really a peak into our day-to-day relationship. luv you-sicalssss.

  6. Sep 28

    everything is wall·e dude

    this week i talk about PRIMETIMEEEEEE, and i talk about olivia's yspsfagsil tour, and i talk about ahs, vampire diaries, and conan obrian clips. hip hip

  7. Sep 21

    troye sivan is one of the greats whereas timothée chalamet is not...because he wants it too damn bad

    this week i talk about dane cook for some reason? but more importantly troye, catherine cohen, and john wilson being one of the greats

  8. Sep 14

    the secret lives of mormon wives is like eating a percy jackson las vegas lotus flower

    this week imma talkin about pamela anderson's hgtv show, a dab of nick miller will do ya, and how i am titillated that role model is sassy. smooches

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About

This show is about me talking about things I like and don't like. Sometimes I talk about the meaning of life and sometimes I talk about how in love I am with Joe Keery. It's a crapshoot every episode, but you will undoubtedly get caressed.

Information

  • Creator
    Maya Caress
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    48
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Maya Caress
  • Show Website
    Get Caressed

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