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Hi there! We’re Kalie and Cassie, life long best friends who thought they were funny enough to start a podcast. We love useless, trivial, and helpful info, so we thought we would look some up! Every other week we bring hilarious, digestible content, that is both useless but fulfilling! Who doesn’t love learning new party topics for that ever looming awkward human interaction?!

Get This Sh*t‪!‬ Cassie Miller

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 4 Ratings

Hi there! We’re Kalie and Cassie, life long best friends who thought they were funny enough to start a podcast. We love useless, trivial, and helpful info, so we thought we would look some up! Every other week we bring hilarious, digestible content, that is both useless but fulfilling! Who doesn’t love learning new party topics for that ever looming awkward human interaction?!

    EP55 That’s Not What That’s For/Stuff Can Do Two Things

    EP55 That’s Not What That’s For/Stuff Can Do Two Things

    This week Cassie and Sam tackle the same subject, kindah… Cassie hits us with some interesting uses for some modern-day products. Then Sam takes us on a journey in the way, way, back machine, and teaches us about some unexpected items that can, in fact, do two things. 
     
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    • 1 hr 13 min
    EP54 GTS Special: The Podcastal Daughter Returns

    EP54 GTS Special: The Podcastal Daughter Returns

    This week we're rejoined by GTS founding mother, Kalie! Spend some time with us catching up on life, love, and our useless organs. After that, Sam and Cassie brew us up some interesting facts about the nation’s most popular beer brand, Anheuser-Busch. 
     
    Shout Outs:
    Kalie- @kalieb88
    Anheuser-Busch- @anheuser-busch
     
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    The Final Truth/That’s When the Cannibalism Started

    The Final Truth/That’s When the Cannibalism Started

    This week Cassie and Sam are again joined by their friends Abby and Cullen for part two of their stroll down spooky killer lane. In this episode, Cassie educates us on a parrot so bad he makes Jimmy Buffett look good!! Then, Cullen digs to the back of the freezer to pull out some Jeffrey Dahmer knowledge for us.
     
    Shout Outs:
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    • 1 hr 38 min
    EP52 Might Makes Right/Kiss My Ass

    EP52 Might Makes Right/Kiss My Ass

    This week we take GTS on the road and welcome back Abby and Cullen! This week Sam has us hop on the rails and take a ride with Carl Panzram. Then Abby clowns around with some unfunny facts about John Wayne Gacy. In this week's episode we overcame adversity, again, again. 

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    EP51 Time Trance Dance/Paranormal Pool Party

    EP51 Time Trance Dance/Paranormal Pool Party

    This week Sam mesmerizes Cassie with a brief history of hypnosis. Then Cassie plunges into the cool spooky waters of the paranormal pools hiding in all corners of the Earth!  In this episode Sam supports Cassie in her struggle with the English language, again.
     
    Shout Outs:
    @Geodesaurus- Thank you for ALLLLL of your amazing content!!
    @kalieb88- Feel better soon you glorious ghoul!
    @liebe_robin- Skate through this healing!
     
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    • 1 hr 34 min
    EP50 Too Cool for School/The Number Fever Pitch

    EP50 Too Cool for School/The Number Fever Pitch

    This week Sam schools us on an unsung battle of the Civil Rights Era. Then Cassie quenches our thirst for global drama; with a tale that has everything from the 90’s to Pepsi to Molotov Cocktails!!! In this episode, Cassie once again faces her fear of numbers. And we remind ourselves how important it is to always question and keep diggin!
     
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    • 1 hr 26 min

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