Glibcast

Dana and Matt

Glibcast is an always silly and sometimes serious podcast wherein two friends (Dana and Matt) give unsolicited and very glib relationship advice to anonymous internet strangers.

Episodes

  1. 03/08/2021

    12 - Hold My P***y

    Bruce Springsteen Super Bowl Commercial There’s a messageboard called Reddit … and on it ... a subreddit called r/pussypassdenied. The memes aren’t really funny … but if you’re brave enough and act tough; believe women are inferior, and are holed-up playin’ videogames … you are more than welcome, buddy. It’s an open secret: Reddit is for every kinda person there ever was. But r/pussypassdenied ain’t but for a certain sort. Heard it told by smarter people than me, men and women are basically the same, are more in the middle than at each other throats. Once was a man had job to do. He had to stand up and fight for his piece of the pie. Had a home to stead. Once was ain't no more. Between a man’s freedom and a man’s fear, it’s fear that brings men together during these clami-toe-tious times. It’s his fear of her freedom that gets us r/pussypassdenied. Whoever you are, wherever you’re from -- be  you some liberal lady who might be too big for her britches or some young buck tryin’ to prove he fundamentally respects women as equal people -- one thing will stand the test all of time immemorial: Bruce Springstein, didn’t  like you before, saw your Superbowl commercial, definitely don’t like you now. You’re old. You’re irrelevant. You’re a Hack. How’s that for meeting in the middle, m**********r? —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    1h 2m

  2. 10/30/2020

    11 - To Catch a PornTuber

    A daughter catches her father looking at porn —————————————————-. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    57 min

  3. 09/17/2020

    10 - Operation Whitebread

    Good day, Agent Cuckler. Your mission if you choose to accept is to penetrate the exceptionally insecure psyche of the petulant and paranoid Gary, codename: Whitebread.  Male. 41. Fidelity Fanatic. Militant Misogynist. Impotent Online Influencer. Last seen in Bedfordshire, England. Present whereabouts: UNKNOWN. A deranged moral crusader, Whitebread is on a self-appointed and misguided campaign to catch, expose and eradicate cheating cheaters and adultery writ large. Due to the time-sensitive nature of your mission and the alarming amount of stupid vitriol Whitebread posts on a weekly basis, we have selected your team for you. We can’t afford to be trending. Not another #howaboutmetoo.  We are on the brink of all out cultural war and you are our only hope, Cuck. As always, Agent Cuckler, if you or any member of your team are caught or killed by trigger happy rightwing radicals, Dana and Matt and the George Soros Foundation will be forced to disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck and Godspeed. —————————————————- Correction: in the Kenosha shooting, 2 were killed, 1 was seriously injured. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    1h 13m
  4. 09 - Mogwai, and the Infinite

    09/02/2020

    09 - Mogwai, and the Infinite

    On today’s Glibcast, after obsessing over a Peruvian filmmaker’s true intentions towards her beau, a paranoid girl is bedeviled by ungovernable jealous gremlins of her own mogwai’s making! —————————————————- A HUUUUGE thanks to our amazing go-to artist Liv Novotny for the Mogwai cover art. Please go buy something of theirs or commission some artwork of your own at Instagram.com/liv.novotny—— Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    59 min

  5. 08/02/2020

    08 - Mountain Beach Island

    On today’s Glibcast, the sober truth gets blackout drunk when a desperate girl strikes out with a crush. Where most would take the L, she decides to spill some make-believe tea to her older cousin Lily. Loose lips sink ships and (totally fixable) consequences follow for all involved. If we say more we’ll spoil the suspense! Peace and love and good vibes to all our Lil little homies out there, and same goes for all you grown Lils too. Hope you know, we’re not stepping on your shiz! —————————————————- Added thanks and love to our friends, Melissa, Ben, and Sam, who helped with voice-acting on this episode! Was a blast! Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    47 min

  6. 07/25/2020

    07 - Birthday Stripper

    A devoted wife visits a male stripper . . . outraged yet? Well, on today’s glibcast a grouchy geriatric-sounding husband rants and raves about changing opinions in the internet age. Is this feminism run amok? Why you asking us? We’re just a couple of cucks. Obviously, we discuss baboons, Beyonce, the true untold history of Adam and Eve, and along the way unearth some brave new solutions to the very real problem of feminism . . . or whatever this guy is talking about Corrections: Sound and Fury is lifted from Shakespeare’s MacBeth not King Lear. —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    43 min

  7. 07/18/2020

    06 - Pathetic Little Twerp

    On the menu for today’s Glibcast, we dine on the romantic misfortunes of the woefully misinformed. A girlfriend is peeved off with her boyfriend and tries out some laughably stupid self-help, clickbaity, pseudo-advice. Predictable hilarity ensues. This episode is pretty pretty pretty pretty good! 👌 —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    38 min

  8. 07/11/2020

    05 - I Pooped!!!

    Hope you wiped your butt because after hitting the laugh lottery and landing possibly the funniest girlfriend of all time, a boring bozo just might blow his winnings and lose the love of his life. On today's Glibcast the feminine mystique goes weak in the knees when faced with a funny and farty familiarity. —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    46 min

  9. 07/04/2020

    04 - Trampoline

    **TRIGGER WARNING**  In today’s episode there may be triggers for survivors of intimate partner violence and/or domestic abuse. We believe this episode is a good illustration and exploration of the psychology behind domestic abusers and/or potentially dangerous relationships.  To be sure, thankfully, no one gets hurt in this story. If you are in need of professional support or just a supportive person to talk to, please see the resources at thehotline.org or call the IPV hotline at 1-800-799-7233. ————————————————— Things get intense on today’s Glibcast when a bouncy and bubbly birthday girl (supposedly) makes a terrible fool of herself and (apparently) makes a terrible fool of her high-strung and no-nonsense boyfriend. —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    1h 4m

  10. 06/27/2020

    03 - The Frostbites

    On today’s Glibcast we’re off to the freezing cold of Ontario, Canada where we meet a tantruming four year old boy and his over-stressed and very pregnant mother. Frustrated after he refuses to put on winter clothes, and not wanting his fingers to fall off,  she decides to explain the dangerous reality of frostbite to her son. Now, mom worries whether this cold-hard truth has done irreparable harm. Poem: “This Be the Verse” by Phillip Larkin Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    1h 2m

  11. 06/20/2020

    02 - Lemontree Daydream

    Close your eyes internet stranger and take our hand because on today’s Glibcast we’re off to a puppy-strewn cotton candy wonderland . . . where suspicious excuses grow on trees, where impossible and improbable dreams are realer than they seem! After moving back home and putting her college courses on hold, a starry-eyed daydreamer breaks off a planned weekend trip to visit her long distance college boyfriend. Much to her dismay - and after a fretful evening of being left on read - her hungover boyfriend confesses that he went out to party and hooked up with someone else in her stead. Can she forgive and forget her boyfriend’s supposed slip up or has their dream of a perfect future been dashed and undone? Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    47 min

  12. 06/13/2020

    01 - The Humper

    On the debut episode of Glibcast: feeling fed up and frustrated with her humping habits, a boyfriend bemoans being the object of his girlfriend’s grinding desire. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny

    42 min
  • 12 Episodes

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About

Glibcast is an always silly and sometimes serious podcast wherein two friends (Dana and Matt) give unsolicited and very glib relationship advice to anonymous internet strangers.

Information

  • Creator
    Dana and Matt
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dana and Matt
  • Show Website
    Glibcast