Goodbyes, Gaslighting and Meaty Metaphors

We are back from the Tyrolean Alps for a bumper catch up from Potomac, Vanderpump and the new illegitimate child 'The Valley'...Can we live without a Candiace put down? Who was behind her decision to leave? Do Robyn and Gizelle deserve a time-out? Will Kristen ever be able to hold on to a secret for longer than it takes to say 'Kristen don't tell anyone I said this...' All this and more friends...Knock 3 times on the den door, spin around 3 times and use the password #rhguiltysecrets