Gotta Get Said.

Matthew Cuocco
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We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.

  1. 4D AGO

    Love and Halftime: A Valentine’s Day Comedy Special

    In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of Valentine's Day, where we challenge the notion that this love-centric holiday is only for couples without kids. We explore how everyone—parents included—can feel the love, share laughs, and celebrate the day in their unique way.  Transitioning to the Super Bowl, we take a lighthearted look at the halftime show and its impact on the big game, discussing our favorite performances and the mix of entertainment that keeps fans on their toes.  Lastly, I share my personal journey of trying stand-up comedy for the first time, revealing the nerves, triumphs, and side-splitting moments that come with stepping on stage. Join us for a fun-filled episode packed with laughter and relatable stories that highlight love, sports, and the courage to chase new dreams!

    25 min

  2. JAN 27

    Conference Calls: A Symphony of Stupid Questions and Pizzeria Delusions

    In this episode, we dive into the hilariously frustrating world of conference calls, where the ending is often marred by a surge of annoying questions that no one really cares about. We explore how these interruptions can turn a semi-productive meeting into a test of patience. Shifting gears, we tackle the universal debate of pizzerias, highlighting the absurdity of how every town believes their local joint serves the best pie, despite them all being strikingly similar. We also touch on the classic weather debates, pondering why people feel the need to comment on whether snow should be rain and vice versa. Join us for a funny take on everyday grievances that drive us all a little crazy!

    30 min

  3. JAN 20

    Potty Training Triumphs: Sledding into the Cell Phone Era

    In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of parenting struggles, from the pressure of potty training to the triumphs (and challenges) it brings. We share humorous anecdotes about feeling superior to fellow parents whose kids are still in diapers. Then, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our favorite sleigh riding spots as kids and the joy it brought during winter. Finally, we reflect on the early days of cell phones, exploring how groundbreaking and unique they felt when they first hit the market. Join us for a comedic blend of parenting insights, childhood memories, and the wacky journey of growing up in a tech-driven world!

    29 min

  4. JAN 13

    First Impressions: The Art of Instant Hate and Kid-Free Getaways

    In this hilarious episode, we dive into the everyday annoyances that can make us question humanity, like those pesky situations where strangers park too close or stand right next to us at the urinal. Join us as we navigate the fine line between love and hate for people we’ve never met, sharing our comedic takes on awkward encounters and the absurdities of life. We then shift gears to explore the age-old debate of vacations with children versus those blissful getaways without them. Discover the stark contrasts between family trips filled with chaos and laughter, and the sheer joy of adult-centric adventures. Whether you're a parent reminiscing about quieter times or a traveler ready for fun-filled escapes, this episode promises to resonate with anyone who's had a frustrating, funny, or fantastically freeing experience on the road. Buckle up for a comedic journey that’s sure to leave you laughing and nodding in agreement!

    31 min

  5. JAN 6

    Y2K, The Mayan Mystery, and Movie Night Madness

    In this episode of Gotta Get Said, we dive into the lingering effects of the Y2K panic that gripped the world as we approached the year 2000. Join us as we explore the absurd fears surrounding the Mayan predictions and how we were convinced the world might end—all with our trademark humor! Next, we tackle the universally awkward experience of returning items. From the pressure of facing judgment at the return desk to the panic of having to justify our decisions, we share some hilarious personal anecdotes. Finally, we discuss the minefield that is choosing a movie. With endless streaming options and the pressure of picking "the perfect film," we hilariously dissect the complications that turn a simple movie night into a complicated ordeal. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and the realization that some topics deserve to be talked about—even if no one else does!

    31 min

  6. 12/30/2025

    Time to Let Go: Tooth Fairies, Yelling Wives, and New Year's Departures

    In this episode, we tackle three hilarious yet relatable topics. First, we dive into the absurdity of believing in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as kids grow older—when is it time to let go of these childhood myths? Next, we discuss the awkwardness of managing a phone confrontation with your wife while trying to keep your cool in front of friends. Finally, we explore the unspoken etiquette of New Year's Eve parties: what time is it acceptable to leave without offending the host? Join us for a mix of laughter and real talk!

    29 min

  7. 12/16/2025

    No Gifts? She Means Yes! Plus, The Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero Debate

    Join us in this hilarious episode as we dive into the complexities of gift-giving! Have you ever been caught in the "No Gifts" trap? We discuss why ignoring this phrase might be the best strategy for keeping the peace in your relationship. Then, we tackle the age-old debate: Diet Coke versus Coke Zero. Why do some people swear by one over the other? Prepare for some passionate opinions! Finally, we confront the reality of adulting in the winter—let's face it, snow can be a drag! From shoveling to chilling in the cold, we share our struggles and laughs about this frosty frustration.  Tune in for a mix of humor and relatable insights that will leave you questioning everything from your beverage choices to how you handle the winter blues!

    30 min

  8. 12/09/2025

    The Goldendoodle Debate: Cuteness Under Scrutiny Plus My Top 5 2025 Song Secrets

    On this episode, we dive into the world of mini goldendoodles, exploring the debate over whether they truly hold the title of "cutest dog ever" or if they might be a tad overrated. Join me as I share personal anecdotes and insights that challenge the common narrative, balancing affection with a touch of critique.  But that's not all! We'll also take a light-hearted detour into my recent iTunes top 5 list of songs from 2025, where I reveal my guilty pleasures that might leave you scratching your head. With a blend of humor and honesty, this episode promises to entertain while sparking conversations about our beloved pets and not-so-beloved playlists. Tune in for a fun exploration of canine charm and musical quirks!

    29 min
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We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.

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  • Creator
    Matthew Cuocco
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Gotta Get Said.
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