Nathan and Libbie re-cap every episode of "Swans Crossing", a 1992 soap opera made for pre-teen children.
66 - Retrospective Retrospective: FMK Swans Crossing Adults
It’s our retrospective retrospective! We reminisce about the last two years, reliving our favorite moments and discussing our predictions for the Season 2 that might have been. There’s a lot of wheeze-laughing in this one, and Libbie’s soul leaves her body. Plus: who was the ultimate champion of psychopathy? The answer will not surprise you. Adieu, Swannies--it's been fun.
65 - A Bunch of Beach Balls
This is it, Swannies! It’s the final episode of Swans Crossing! Mila looks like roadkill. Callie and Jimmy arm-wrestle. Sydney is back to being an a-hole. Nancy, our heartless queen, is in fine fettle. Garrett reveals his evil plan. Glory is hangry. Muffy cries a single tear. Special guest appearance by Libbie’s cat, Chupie.
64 - A Party of Mockery and Derision
Sydney is still doing Garrett’s bidding for no apparent reason. Mila is depressed. Nancy is back! Hail, Nancy! Barek is also back and he’s super creepy. Garrett is enraged. Unfortunately, Billy Gunn is back as well… and he’s shirtless. And he’s in his bed. With black satin sheets. And also with someone else.
63 - An Obvious Lurk
Sparks begin to fly between Mila and JT. Jimmy and Saja reminisce about woobie hunting. Garrett forces Sydney to call child trafficker Billy Gunn, then begins strategizing ways to turn Mila into money. Owen has captured footage of legitimate Stranger Danger and nobody cares. Callie and Jimmy just GO FOR IT. A fledgling romance begins to develop between Saja and Sandy, the two perpetual third wheels of Swans Crossing.
62 - Oedipus the Bear
Sydney ironically morphs into Sandy Swan of her own free will. Owen’s breaking and entering spree continues apace. Garrett is a time lord. Saja has fleshlights. Sandy blinds a bear. Jimmy almost cops a feel. Plus: Nathan learns about Flea and an old man yells “Schwing.”
We have to take a little break because LIFE is CRAZY and the holidays don't help with that. We'll be back on January 7th with Episode 62! You can also check out Libbie's new podcast, Future Saint of a New Era, which debuts December 15th. Have a safe and happy holiday season, Swannies, and we'll see you in 2023 for the final episodes of this, the best-produced and most important podcast on Earth.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I need this in my life. I loved that show. It was so underrated. Thank you for doing this!
So Funny , I look forward to listening to these 2
I can’t think of any other podcast I’d rather listen to while sitting back and sipping my Mila Float 👍🏼
This is so awesome
Thank you a million times for doing this! I was obsessed with this show and heartbroken when it was cancelled! Reminiscing is the absolute best!!