Grab The Tomatoes

Grab The Tomatoes

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Comedy

Brandon, Matt, and Nyota, three experienced cultural commentators, discuss everything there is to know about the world we live in. Whether it's music, food, crime, or social media, no pop culture subject is safe from their loud mouths. Grab those tomatoes and limber up your throwing arm...you're going to need it 🍅

01/16/2024

Squid Games and Shein Doctors

We're baaaaack! New year, same podcast, and a new episode that'll make you say YEOWCH! One topic, two words -- SQUID GAME. After a thorough review of the greatest show of all time, Squid Game: The Challenge, we hop into our hosts' huge list of hate. Then we discuss some of the most divisive movies of the season, Saltburn and Thanksgiving, and one host gets so heated that he has no choice but to go on a passionate soliloquy about feminism. This episode will be sure to give you whiplash, as we swerve from Emmanuel Macron's dating history to the morals of Baddies ATL to the racial politics of eye color. You can't say we're not well-rounded! Finally, we close things out with one host's story of the worst doctor in medical history. Get ready for 2024, because you're now entering the Year of the Tomato 🍅

58 min
10/03/2023

Grab the Tomatoes Black People Game

Get ready to squelch with excitement, because we are BACK! This episode, we answer so many of the questions you have been dying to hear us answer, such as: What is the NYC Gay Boy Volleyball League? Can we run a 5K in 10 minutes? Would we eat 24 hour Mexican buffet? Why did one host delete their dating apps? Which host stands with the Swifties? Do we know the female anatomy? Just how large can a s*****m stretch? Why is one host's pee so hot? Would we ever sell feet pics? Which kinks should be shamed? What are our thoughts on the Alabama chair fight? Will we ever play the Black People Game? Why is British breakfast so bad? If you've been wanting the answers to these questions and more, then this is the episode for you. Come on in, the tomato juice is fine!

57 min
12/27/2022

Bikini Bottom Smash or Pass

Happy Holidays Clowns! In our last episode of 2022, we start by discussing this year's Halloween and two of our hosts' birthdays. Then comes a much-awaited segment, celebrity smash or pass, and later, we go down undah for a round of Bikini Bottom smash or pass. Ever wanted to know if we would smash Larry the Lobster, Elon Musk, or Khloe Kardashian? Now's your chance to find out and play along! Next, we debate what everyone's thinking but no one want to talk about -- tipping and splitting the bill. You would think that would be our episode's big debate, but instead one of the biggest debates in GTT history comes from our shower food discussion. Two hosts agree that certain foods will taste better in the shower, while one host holds steadfast in their beliefs that only Laffy Taffy should be eaten where you bathe. The conversation hops to the captivating question of which celebrity would win in a headbutt fight, and with some real heavy hitters -- Tyra Banks, Yo Gotti, Plies, Tory Lanez, Ne-Yo, and Rihanna -- this is sure to cause some heated debate amongst our listeners. We round out the episode with a huge proposition, and introduce the Grab the Tomatoes F**k a Fan Challenge! You guys will not wanna miss this one. Here's to more squelching in 2023!

55 min
08/29/2022

Pick Your Favorite Ethnicity

BeReal, Belgium, and BBLs, oh my! In this episode, we discuss some of our hosts' recent vacations. While one happily reminisces on his life-threatening Waffle House debut, another gives a clown call to the entire European Union for its lack of A/C and quality cuisine. As three professionals in STEM, we lend our extensive logic to the monkeypox epidemic and question our POTUS's suspicious health patterns. One host leaks some confidential information about our listeners' eating habits, while another gets ridiculed for his taste in apps. Hold on to those tomatoes, because we're discussing some of our favorite and least favorite HBO shows -- Legendary, Industry, and Rap Sh!t. To round out this exciting episode, we expose some of our Twitter drafts, as well as reveal a dark secret in one host's test-taking past. Bon voyage, Squelchers!

45 min
08/08/2022

Live from Atlanta, It's Grab the Tomatoes!

You've been asking for it, and we delivered! Our esteemed hosts came together in Atlanta for the first time, and to celebrate they recorded their first ever live podcast! In this thrilling Q&A, we talked about the new Drake album, the best Trader Joe’s snacks, hygiene, pizza toppings, and more. Thanks to everyone who squelched with us 3 🍅

55 min
05/03/2022

The Summer of C*ck & Balls

Happy Easter Clowns! In this unholy new episode, we discuss everything from Coachella to plane crashes. Which summer are YOU going to have, a summer of c**k & balls, or a giant pants summer? Instead of just talking about Euphoria like every other podcast, in this episode, we actually audition for Euphoria. As three professional sound engineers, we react to songs by Coi Leray and our problematic fave, Jussie Smollett. Then, we go through one host's Tinder as a group and educate another host on the art of soaking and jump humping. The episode wraps with a discussion about our favorite viral video at the moment, as well as a debate on which man we'd like to see Drake make out with. It must be spring, because tomato season is ripe and ready for your consumption!

45 min
02/24/2022

Matt's New Hole

Wah gwaan, Clowns! We know you missed us, and the feeling is mutual. The Season 2 premiere starts with a recap of what we've been doing in our brief hiatus. When we discuss what we're leaving behind in 2021, one host drops a certain ICY GRL, while another brings her right back into 2022. Need some new TV suggestions? We'll tell you our thoughts on the hottest new shows -- Succession, Twentysomethings, Emily in Paris, Selling Sunset, and Euphoria. Taylor Swift scratches and sniffs on stage, which causes our hosts to have one of the most heated debates in podcast history. Finally, one host teases a possible trip to London, and we shout out our lovely international listeners. New season, same old squelch!

45 min
10/04/2021

S1 Finale: The Michael Jackson McDonald’s Meal

Clowns, we finally made it to the Season 1 finale! In a much-delayed episode, we stray further and further from the Lord's light. Of course our hosts' hungry minds immediately jump to food, as we discuss struggle meals, the Saweetie meal, and which celebrity we think would have the best McDonald's meal. Then, one host makes a dangerous detour into the world of human fluids; we can already hear the audience booing him from home. Per usual, we meander around the world of music, bouncing from BTS to Lizzo to Normani to Cardi to Nicki to #FreeBritney. Finally, we take a trip down memory lane and reminisce on our favorite moments of Season 1. Keep those throwing arms loose, because Season 2 is right around the corner! • Want us to answer your question on air? Message us on Twitter or Instagram @GrabTheTomatoes! • Beat Provided By https://freebeats.io Produced By White Hot

42 min

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HOT FIRE

11/24/2020

SounDavs

I literally need more of this content! Pop culture meets satire meets squirting… YES!

Brandon, Matt, and Nyota, three experienced cultural commentators, discuss everything there is to know about the world we live in. Whether it's music, food, crime, or social media, no pop culture subject is safe from their loud mouths. Grab those tomatoes and limber up your throwing arm...you're going to need it 🍅

Creator

Grab The Tomatoes
Years Active

2020 - 2024
Episodes

18
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

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