Greetings from Floweirda

Joe Turino

Keeping Florida weird, one story at a time. Greetings from Floweirda explores the strange side of Florida’s past — the history, mysteries, legends, and lore that make this place as weird as it is wonderful. Hosted by Joe Turino, each episode blends documentary-style storytelling with humor and heart, uncovering the truth behind the myths, mysteries, and high-strangeness events that haunt the Sunshine State. 🎙️ New episodes every other Tuesday 👻 Stay weird, Florida.

  1. The Conch Republic: Florida’s 1 - Minute War

    2D AGO

    The Conch Republic: Florida’s 1 - Minute War

    In April of 1982, the Florida Keys did something no one saw coming. They declared independence from the United States… formed their own nation… went to war… …and surrendered in under a minute. But this wasn’t a joke. And it wasn’t random. It was a calculated protest against a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that had effectively turned the only road in and out of the Keys into an international border. In this cinematic deep-dive, we follow the story from the moment traffic backed up for miles on U.S. Highway 1… to the courthouse steps in Miami… to the harbor in Key West—where a newly formed nation launched its first and only attack using water balloons, conch fritters, and stale Cuban bread. We break down how the Conch Republic was born, why the protest worked, and how a one-minute “war” turned into one of the most effective—and most bizarre—acts of defiance in American history. From frustration and economic pressure to satire, symbolism, and national attention, this is the story of how a small island community forced the federal government to listen. 🌴 A protest. A nation. A one-minute war. This is The Conch Republic — Florida’s 1-Minute War. 📍 Want to experience it yourself? Visit Key West during Conch Republic Days and witness the reenactment of the Great Sea Battle in person. 🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino 🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes www.modernmimes.com 📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirdapod.com 📲 Find the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod 👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida.

    16 min
  2. The Killing Cousins

    MAR 12

    The Killing Cousins

    ***WARNING: This episode covers graphic subject matter, including kidnapping, sexual assault, and murder. It may not be suitable for all listeners. Please take care of yourself while listening.*** In the early 1980s, the quiet coastal community of Vero Beach, Florida began to experience a series of unexplained disappearances. Young women and teenage girls vanished from beach roads, rural highways, and hitchhiking routes that locals traveled every day. For years, there were no answers. No suspects. No bodies. And no one in the community could imagine that the men responsible were living among them the entire time. One was a citrus grove caretaker and auxiliary sheriff’s deputy who wore a badge and carried handcuffs. The other was his cousin. Together, they created a system built on deception, control, and violence. Victims were hunted, abducted, assaulted, and murdered in the isolation of Florida’s orange groves. And for years, they got away with it. That changed on July 26th, 1983. When a teenage girl managed to escape. Running naked down a Vero Beach street in broad daylight. Her desperate attempt to survive would expose one of the most disturbing serial murder cases in Florida history — and the men who would become known as The Killing Cousins. In this cinematic deep-dive, we follow the case from the first hidden crimes in the citrus groves… to the escape that finally brought everything crashing down. And the reckoning that followed. Six victims. Two cousins. A community forever changed. 🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino 🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes www.modernmimes.com 📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirda.com 📲 Find the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod 👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida.

    46 min
  3. Cassadaga: The Psychic Capital of the World - Part 2 - The Village That Listens

    JAN 27

    Cassadaga: The Psychic Capital of the World - Part 2 - The Village That Listens

    Cassadaga isn’t just a strange little Florida town with a paranormal reputation. It’s two places sharing one name. There’s the unincorporated town of Cassadaga — where people live, walk their dogs, hang garden flags, and go about ordinary life. And then there’s The Camp — a private Spiritualist community founded in 1894, governed by rules, ethics, training standards, and a century-old belief system built around one radical idea: That communication doesn’t end with death. In Part 2 of our Cassadaga series, we move past folklore and into infrastructure. We trace the founding of the Southern Cassadaga Spiritualist Camp Meeting Association, the camp-meeting model that shaped it, and the philosophical spine of Spiritualism itself — including why certification, accountability, and ethical boundaries matter so much here. Because inside the Camp, mediumship isn’t entertainment. It isn’t spectacle. It isn’t a tourist attraction. It’s service. We also unpack the single biggest misconception about Cassadaga: That the town and the Camp are the same thing. They aren’t. They share a name. They share a map. But they are governed by very different rules. From Lily Dale roots and Depression-era survival to New Age misunderstandings, zoning tension, and media caricature, this episode explores why Cassadaga didn’t collapse into novelty… and why it refused to chase belief for attention. This isn’t an episode about proving anything. It’s about understanding what Cassadaga actually is… and why it’s lasted. 🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino 🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes — modernmimes.com 📸 Photos, show notes & official merch: floweirdapod.com 📲 Follow on Instagram: @floweirdapod 👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida.

    1h 9m
  4. Cassadaga: The Psychic Capital of the World - Part 1 - Rise of the Spiritualists

    JAN 13

    Cassadaga: The Psychic Capital of the World - Part 1 - Rise of the Spiritualists

    Long before Cassadaga became a destination… before the mediums, the readings, or the reputation… there was a movement that believed the dead never truly left. In Part 1 of this three-part series, Greetings from Floweirda traces the rise of modern Spiritualism — a belief system born in 19th-century America that insisted consciousness survives death and communication across the veil is possible. We explore: • The birth of Spiritualism in upstate New York • The Fox Sisters and the phenomenon that sparked a movement • What Spiritualists actually believed — and what they rejected • How Spiritualism spread through camp meetings and lecture halls • The role of grief, war, and loss in shaping belief • Séances, spirit communication, and the tools used to listen • The formation of Spiritualist churches and ritual practices And finally, we meet George P. Colby — a trance medium who claimed a spirit guide instructed him to travel south… to Florida… to land he had never seen, but somehow already knew. This isn’t a ghost story. It’s not an investigation. And it’s not about proving anything. It’s the history of a belief system that helped thousands of people survive loss — and quietly set the stage for a small Central Florida town that would one day be called The Psychic Capital of the World. Part 1 lays the foundation. The place comes next. 🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino 🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes www.modernmimes.com 📸 Show links, merch and more: www.floweirdapod.com 📲 Follow the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod And as always… stay weird, Florida!

    35 min
  5. A Very Floweirda Christmas Special

    12/23/2025

    A Very Floweirda Christmas Special

    Christmas in Florida has never looked like the postcards. No snow. No sleigh tracks. And absolutely no reindeer on rooftops.  Instead, Florida’s holiday history is filled withrecord-breaking trees hauled across the country, NASA keeping the space shuttlerunway lit for Santa, Victorian-era Floridians firing guns to demand whiskey,bootleg liquor washing ashore like a Christmas miracle, and Santas who tradedsleighs for surfboards, shrimp boats, and scuba gear.  In this special holiday episode of Greetings from Floweirda,we gather by the fireplace — the very Florida kind — and unwrap a collection oftrue, strange, and surprisingly heartwarming Christmas stories that could onlyhappen here.  You’ll hear about: • The Guinness World Record Christmas tree that stoppedtraffic for nearly two decades • The year Florida beaches delivered thousands of bottles of“The Real McCoy” just in time for Christmas • How Florida helped turn the humble orange into a holidaytradition • NASA’s long-running tradition of keeping a runway open…just in case Santa needs it • And how Florida re-imagined Santa himself — from shrimpboats to surfboards to scuba gear  These aren’t ghost stories. They’re not urban legends.They’re real moments from Florida’s past — equal parts absurd, inventive, and perfectly on-brand.  So pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair, and settle in.  This is Christmas… Florida-style.  🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino 🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes — www.modernmimes.com 📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirda.com 📲 Follow the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod  And as always… stay weird, Florida! 🎄💀⚡️

    21 min
  6. Children of the Swamp: The Legend of the Squallies

    12/02/2025

    Children of the Swamp: The Legend of the Squallies

    Deep in Florida’s backwoods, past the last streetlights and beyond the sawgrass, whispers tell of a hidden people living where the map fades to green.Short. Pale. Pig-snouted. Human… almost.Locals call them the Squallies. In this immersive, atmospheric descent into Florida folklore, we trace the legend of the Squallies from its earliest roots — Native stories, Spanish explorers, and pioneer-era settlers — to the chilling modern encounters reported in the dark woods of Golden Gate Estates. We follow the evolution of the tale through decades of campfire stories, disappearances, abandoned homesteads, ruined shacks, and a strange “sanctuary” whispered about in Collier County. Where did the Squallies come from?Are they the descendants of an isolated community… the victims of an experiment… or something older that has always lived in the swamp, watching from the palmettos? We break down eyewitness accounts, Native folklore, government rumors, and the eerie behavioral patterns attributed to these elusive “children of the swamp.” From pig-faced figures darting through cypress shadows to motorcycle riders knocked off their bikes by something small and fast, these stories paint a picture that is unsettling… and strangely consistent. 🕯️ Part backwoods mystery. Part Florida folklore. Part Southern-Gothic nightmare.This is Children of the Swamp: The Legend of the Squallies — a story that grips the state’s wild places and refuses to let go. 📍Heading to Collier County?Learn why locals say: don’t wander the trails after dark… and if you hear something moving in the brush, keep walking. 🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes — www.modernmimes.com 📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirdapod.com📲 Follow the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida!

    52 min
5
out of 5
8 Ratings

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Keeping Florida weird, one story at a time. Greetings from Floweirda explores the strange side of Florida’s past — the history, mysteries, legends, and lore that make this place as weird as it is wonderful. Hosted by Joe Turino, each episode blends documentary-style storytelling with humor and heart, uncovering the truth behind the myths, mysteries, and high-strangeness events that haunt the Sunshine State. 🎙️ New episodes every other Tuesday 👻 Stay weird, Florida.