The AI industry spent the week arguing with itself, which is honestly the healthiest thing it's done in years. One coalition led by Nvidia begged regulators not to slow down open AI models, while more than 1,100 AI workers signed another letter asking regulators to do exactly that. Anthropic warned about bioweapons, OpenAI admitted the four-hour workweek isn't happening after all, and Microsoft's Satya Nadella reminded everyone that building your entire business on someone else's AI is a fantastic way to outsource your own brain. In other words, the people selling the future still can't agree on what they're selling, except that you'd better buy it fast. Meanwhile, the AI bubble keeps demanding sacrifices. Patreon, BuzzFeed, and Uber all swung the layoff axe while insisting AI isn't replacing humans... it's just reorganizing them out of a paycheck. Nvidia is floating another three-quarters of a trillion dollars in infrastructure deals that have people muttering "AI subprime mortgage crisis," China has discovered there's money in renting your face to AI companies, and the U.S. is carving data centers out of pollution rules because apparently acid rain is a small price to pay for chatbot dominance. Add in ChatGPT suddenly refusing to imitate famous authors, researchers discovering AI coding assistants are happily installing malware if you ask nicely, and Meta launching an ad campaign about the wonders of AI that somehow forgets to mention what any of those wonders actually are. Elsewhere in Tech Hell™, eBay finally paid the price for its executives' unhinged harassment campaign involving pig masks and live insects, Elon is shopping The Boring Company while promising money won't matter in the AI utopia of 2036, and a traveler is headed to court after allegedly triggering GrapheneOS's "duress PIN" during a border search. 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Will it be a wake-up call to finally create AI safety regulation? Behind the Curtain: AI godfathers converge on regulations Patreon is laying off 20 percent of its staff AI Mania Is Eviscerating Global Decision-Making BuzzFeed Lays Off 33 Percent of Remaining Staff After Bizarre Pivot to AI Uber lays off 10 percent of its customer service team in favor of using AI In China, people are renting out their faces to AI As SpaceX Sheds a Tesla’s Worth of Value, Elon Musk Is Trying to Sell Investors on Another Company How Much Charity Would It Take for People to Like Elon Musk? ChatGPT is now refusing requests to write in famous authors' styles Nvidia’s $750 Billion Deals Revive Fear of AI Circular Financing The Trump administration is exempting data centers from pollution laws intended to prevent acid rain US accuses American of allegedly wiping his phone using a 'duress' password during border search Meta launches new Facebook Verified badge for actual, real humans Meta launches a storefront platform through Facebook Marketplace Meta's pro-AI ad campaign is conspicuously light on AI If You AI-Generate Code, Hackers Just Found a Devious Method to Install Malware Directly on Your Computer Minions & Monsters Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Broadchurch S2 Silo Ted Lasso Season 4 Trailer Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV Prime Video Finally Lifts the Lid on ‘Blade Runner 2099’ Star Trek: Section 31 Bad Deeds by Andrew Hunter Murray Dave Bittner The CyberWire Hacking Humans Caveat Control Loop Only Malware in the Building Jason DeFillippo Jurassic Park computers in excruciating detail Who are the Mandalorians? | Star Wars: Galaxy Guide HF96V Thermal Camera with Visual Camera & Laser Pointer, Intelligent Scene Detection, 240 * 240 Super Resolution Thermal Imaging Camera,25 Hz, 50° FOV, -4°F to 1022°F, IP54 Infrared Camera Project Farm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.