13 episodes

We rewrite the Countdown to Christmas Hallmark movies for today's modern woman. Because, love them or hate them, we can all agree that the storylines defy probability the way the gingerbread houses defy physics. Enjoy weekly reviews of what they got right and what they got wrong, and see how Mary and Sarah change the plot entirely in the name of real life 2019. Or, you know. Just fun.

Hallmarked Up! Mary & Sarah

    • Comedy
    • 4.4, 7 Ratings

We rewrite the Countdown to Christmas Hallmark movies for today's modern woman. Because, love them or hate them, we can all agree that the storylines defy probability the way the gingerbread houses defy physics. Enjoy weekly reviews of what they got right and what they got wrong, and see how Mary and Sarah change the plot entirely in the name of real life 2019. Or, you know. Just fun.

    Episode 12 - March Merry Madness

    Episode 12 - March Merry Madness

    So Mary and Sarah have decided to talk you through their bracket for March Merry Madness while they #stayhome.

    • 37 min
    Episode 11 - Season 1 RECAP

    Episode 11 - Season 1 RECAP

    So Mary and Sarah have arrived at the sad end of COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS.  Let's relive some of their favorite Hallmark Christmas Bingo moments, agree on what was the most #relatable moment of the season and get to predicting next season's selection of brand new holiday features.  

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our listeners!

    • 34 min
    Episode 10 - Review of the Hallmark Christmas Bundle Game

    Episode 10 - Review of the Hallmark Christmas Bundle Game

    In this mid-week, albeit later posted episode, we review the Bundle Game's version of Countdown to Christmas.  Michelle and Matt are back to play with us, talk us through some of their favorite Christmas melodies and to give feedback on this new board game dedicated to Hallmark's most popular time of year!

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Episode 9 - Same Time Next Christmas

    Episode 9 - Same Time Next Christmas

    Due do some disappointing behavior from the Hallmark Channel and its executives, we have decided to take a week off of their films in particular.  This week's movie is Same Time Next Christmas from the ABC network.  

    Circumstances conspire to keep apart a young woman (Lea Michele) and her childhood sweetheart (Charles Michael Davis), whom she first met during her family's annual Christmas visit to Hawaii.

    Join Mary and Sarah on this journey through this week's movie, featuring segments Hallmark Christmas Bingo (or Non Hallmark for this week), #Relatable and of course, the Red Pen Rewind Rewrite of SAME TIME NEXT CHRISTMAS!

    • 46 min
    Episode 8 - A Christmas Love Story

    Episode 8 - A Christmas Love Story

    A youth choir director (Kristen Chenoweth) needs to write a big song for the Christmas Eve show but "finds herself distracted" when a boy with a golden voice (Kevin Quinn) joins her choir, which will come as news to his widowed father (Scott Wolf). 

    Mary is away again, but a secret male guest host joins Sarah to lead in all the segments: Hallmark Christmas Bingo, #Relatable and of course the Red Pen Rewind and Rewrite of A Christmas Love Story - this year's Hallmark Hall of Fame.

    • 36 min
    Episode 7 - Christmas In Rome

    Episode 7 - Christmas In Rome

    Lacey Chabert plays an independent-minded American tour guide named Angela, who is fired from her job in Rome just before Christmas. She crosses paths with an American executive named Oliver (Page), who wants to buy a high-end Italian ceramics company. Oliver hires Angela to be his tour guide around the Eternal City, as the owner of the ceramics company won’t sell it to him until he learns “the heart and soul of Rome.” But is there another heart and soul that he may win?
    Mary has returned, along with guest host Meghan, and of course, Sarah to go through the paces of this podcast: Hallmark Christmas Bingo Moment, #Relatable, and the Red Pen Rewind and Rewrite of CHRISTMAS IN ROME!

    • 41 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

MaxStallsworth ,

Very fun

This is a fun and funny podcast with good banter between the hosts. I do not even watch hallmark movies and I found it enjoyable!

pber2468 ,

Oh the irony...

To criticize Tom Arnold’s voice...

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