35 episodes

We rewrite the Countdown to Christmas Hallmark movies for today's modern woman. Because, love them or hate them, we can all agree that the storylines defy probability the way the gingerbread houses defy physics. Enjoy weekly reviews of what they got right and what they got wrong, and see how Mary and Sarah change the plot entirely in the name of real life 2019 and beyond. Or, you know. Just fun.

Hallmarked Up‪!‬ Mary & Sarah

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 8 Ratings

We rewrite the Countdown to Christmas Hallmark movies for today's modern woman. Because, love them or hate them, we can all agree that the storylines defy probability the way the gingerbread houses defy physics. Enjoy weekly reviews of what they got right and what they got wrong, and see how Mary and Sarah change the plot entirely in the name of real life 2019 and beyond. Or, you know. Just fun.

    Season 3, Episode 7 - A Dickens of a Holiday!

    Season 3, Episode 7 - A Dickens of a Holiday!

    Mary and Sarah are joined by a book coach, Tedd to advise on how to improve upon this week's feature A DICKENS OF A HOLIDAY!  But there is a secret weapon in this one, Kristoffer Polaha!!!  And he is GOOD!  #polahahallmarkonemanchristmascarol We must make this a thing!

    To make the 100th anniversary of her hometown’s Victorian festival a success, Cassie invites action movie star and former high school classmate Jake to play Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol.” Starring Brooke D'Orsay and Kristoffer Polaha.

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Season 3, Episode 6 - Sister Swap: A Hometown Holiday

    Season 3, Episode 6 - Sister Swap: A Hometown Holiday

    Mary and Sarah are joined by Fran to discuss this week's half of an upcoming double feature, SISTER SWAP: A HOMETOWN HOLIDAY.

    Jennifer and Meg Swift are sisters who couldn’t be closer despite living hours apart. Jennifer is in Salt Lake City, running a successful restaurant she started with her late husband and raising her teenaged son Simon. Meg stayed in their hometown of Hazelwood, helping their parents run the local bakery. This Christmas is the family’s first since the passing of Uncle Dave who owned the town’s beloved theater, The Madison, where many memories were made over the years. When Jennifer and Simon return home for the holiday, they become wistful for one more Christmas at The Madison, despite that it’s for sale and in need of repairs. Meanwhile, Meg is helping Jennifer’s restaurant staff in Salt Lake prepare for a Christmas competition among local restaurants with the winner earning money for the charity of its choice. With the sisters switching cities leading up to the holiday, they find a new sense of purpose and discover what they both truly need in life and in love. Starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Ashley Williams, Mark Deklin, Keith Robinson, Susan Yeagley and Kevin Nealon.

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Season 3, Episode 5 - The Nine Kittens of Christmas

    Season 3, Episode 5 - The Nine Kittens of Christmas

    Mary and Sarah are joined by cat foster mom, Michelle to discuss their views on THE NINE KITTENS OF CHRISTMAS.

    Cat lovers Zachary and Marilee are thrown back together at Christmas when they're tasked with finding homes for a litter of adorable kittens. Starring Brandon Routh, Kimberley Sustad and Gregory Harrison.  Brought to you by Daisy Sour Cream....LOL.  Do a dollop of Daisy!

    • 57 min
    Season 3, Episode 4 - Love Hard (Netflixed Up!)

    Season 3, Episode 4 - Love Hard (Netflixed Up!)

    Mary and Sarah are joined by Jonny and Chris from the snow capital of the USA, Minneapolis as they watch the first Netflix Holiday movie of the year, LOVE HARD.

    An LA girl, unlucky in love, falls for an East Coast guy on a dating app and decides to surprise him for the holidays, only to discover that she's been catfished. This lighthearted romantic comedy chronicles her attempt to reel in love.  Starring Nina Dobrev, Jimmy O. Yang and Darren Barnet

    • 1 hr 28 min
    Season 3, Episode 3 - Next Stop, Christmas

    Season 3, Episode 3 - Next Stop, Christmas

    Mary and Sarah have train and Back to the Future enthusiast, Matt, join them to discuss what appears to be a movie about both, NEXT STOP, CHRISTMAS.

    Angie is determined to spend Christmas alone but her usual commuter ride turns into a Christmas train that drops her off in her home town in 2011. Stars Lyndsy Fonseca, Chandler Massey, Lea Thompson and Christopher Lloyd.

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Season 3, Episode 2 - Christmas in Harmony

    Season 3, Episode 2 - Christmas in Harmony

    Mary and Sarah are excited at the possibility of an actual musical for Hallmark.  Will their dreams come true?  Find out in this episode featuring CHRISTMAS IN HARMONY.

    Harmony is tricked into auditioning for the Holiday Chorus - directed by an ex-boyfriend. By Christmas Eve, they could be harmonizing in the key of love. Starring
    Ashleigh Murray, Luke James, Basil Wallace, Michelle Williams, and Loretta Devine.

    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

MaxStallsworth ,

Very fun

This is a fun and funny podcast with good banter between the hosts. I do not even watch hallmark movies and I found it enjoyable!

pber2468 ,

Oh the irony...

To criticize Tom Arnold’s voice...

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