Hammered in Helios

The Helios Network
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A spirited D&D podcast. Each episode the cast of ordinary friends adventures through Helios, a dangerous world ruled by an apathetic elder god and a malicious dungeon master. All while drinking and reviewing a new bottle of liquor. It's a serious story, witty roleplay, and a ridiculously good time!

Episodes

  1. 10/27/2021

    Ep 9 - A Haunted Vision

    In this episode the heroes have a vision of a past life filled with spooks and mystery. Who is the Sable family and what happened to them? Will the darkness in the vision cause real-world dangers? Why did they see these things at this particular time? We also review Papa's Pillar Sherry Cask Rum. Now let's get hammered! This episode has a special guest, Holly Tripp, who provides the voice of Reagan Sable. Next episode comes out Nov 9 and we review  Puntagave Mezcal! CW: Language, Horror, Scary, Creepy little girls, family trauma Support the show

    1h 29m

  2. 10/15/2021

    Ep 8 - The Death Of Gold

    This episode the Copper Boys try to pull off a heist! How bad does their plan fall apart? Are they able to ruin all of Owen's prepared encounters? Do Ikgnath and Kroft share a moment that only Enrique Iglesias could sing about? We also review Teeling Small Batch Rum Cask Irish Whiskey.  Now let's get hammered! Our next episode comes out Oct 28 and of course we're doing a spooky episode, with a special guest appearance! As well, we will be reviewing Papas Pilar Sherry Cask Rum.   CW: Language, Violence,  Support the show

    1h 47m

  3. 09/28/2021

    Ep 7 - The Disappointing Truth Of Heroes

    This episode the boys get Igknath out of the coliseum, but being a celebrity puts a target on his back. And a simple encounter in a rundown bar shines light on the ugly reality behind heroes... and monsters. Will they be able to make desperately needed allies, or just create more enemies? During all this the boys are drinking and reviewing Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva Rum. Next episode comes out Oct 12 and we're reviewing Teeling Small Batch Rum Cask Whisky.  Now then, Let's get hammered! CW: Language, Alcohol, Violence, Kroft being a dick Support the show

    1h 21m

  4. 09/13/2021

    Ep 6 - Igknath vs The Very Big Evil Lion Man

    Ikgnath faces off against DYTHON - the Lionel champion of the red coliseum! It's a fight to the death! Will Ikgnath survive? Will House Tane be toppled? Will the rest of the party be able to make some sweet sweet gold off of Ikgnath's fight?  Who will be the first to get hammered - Dython or the guys just playing D&D? Follow our Patreon for all the behind the scenes footage and special offers! Next episode comes out 9/27, and we review Diplomatico Reserva Exlusiva Rum.   Now..... Let's Get HAMMERED!!!! CW: Violence, Alcohol, Language Support the show

    1h 15m

  5. 08/30/2021

    Ep. 5 - Get Rich Or Die Trying

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios, the heroes attempt to find a way to contact Drudge, the leader of the resistance in Kork. But first, they got to challenge Dython the current champion of the Red Colissium.  We also review Tyku Cucumber Saki. Our next episode comes out on September 13th and in it we review King's Country Light Whiskey. Now....Let's get hammered. CW: Language, Alcohol, Sex, Gambling Support the show

    1h 47m

  6. 08/16/2021

    Ep. 4 - The Language of Lies & Violence

    On this episode of Hammered In Helios, the heroes interrogate one of their own, Victoran Amberhall IV. When they arrived back at Beechfang, he collapsed and changed into a featureless skinny grey man. Who is he exactly and more importantly, can he be trusted? We also review Old Forrestor Bottled In Bond.  Our next episode comes out on August 30th titled "Fanfare For Fanfare's sake" and we review Tyku Cucumber Saki. Please like,  comment, subscribe, and leave us a 5-star review. It truly helps get this podcast out into the world for everyone to hear. Now let's get hammered! Support the show

    54 min

  7. 08/02/2021

    Ep. 3 - A Father's Disappointment

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios, the heroes finally arrive in Kork, ready to enact their plan. However, an old friend is waiting for them. Why is he here and how did he know they were coming?  We also review 2 James Grass Widow Bourbon. Our next episode releases on August 16th and we review Old Forrester Bottled In Bond Bourbon. Please like, subscribe, comment and share. Now, let's get hammered! Content Warning: Language, Alcohol, Slavery Support the show

    1h 17m

  8. 07/19/2021

    Ep. 2 - What's A Lion To A Dragon?

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios, the crew journies towards the city of Kork. Even though it's only a three-day sail from Asema to Kork, it won't be easy. Anessan attempts to learn more about his hag's power, Victoran tries to learn some swashbuckling, Orrin devises a plan and Ikgnath bets on some duels. As well the crew reviews, Chartreuse Liquor, a service industry secret. Our next episode comes out on August 2nd, titled "A Father Disappointment" and we review Grass Widow Bourbon. Special shout out to Battlebards for supplying us with some amazing sound effects and ambient music! Visit them and use the code Helios to let them know we sent you. https://battlebards.com/#/register/Helios  CW: Langauge, Alcohol, Suggestive Themes Support the show

    1h 7m

  9. 07/05/2021

    Ep. 1 - The Pilot Episode

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios,  the heroes interview a potential new ally named Victoran Amberhall The IV, a well-to-do human noble from Fendin. Is he friend or foe? Could he be a spy from House Tane or possibly just a rambling idiot looking for adventure? We also review Bruichladdich Islay 2011 Scotch.  Our next episode comes out on July 19th, 2021 and we review Chartreuse Liquor. Please like and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @Hammered_in_Helios or Patreon.com/HihPodcast. CW: Violence, Alcohol, and Language Support the show

    1h 50m

  10. 06/29/2021

    The Story So Far

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios; Owen, Garrett and Brando fill you in on the story so far of the campaign. Learn the history of the heroes, what their quest is and what's happened to them in the 15 sessions they played before they decided to launch the podcast. Our next episode comes out on July 5th, 2021 and we review Bruichladdich Islay 2011 Scotch. Please like and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @Hammered_in_Helios or Patreon.com/HihPodcast. CW: Violence, Alcohol and Language Support the show

    39 min

  11. 06/15/2021

    The History Of Helios

    In this episode of Hammered In Helios,  The evil cruel malicious but lovingly tender Dungeon Master, Owen Lansburg, gives you a private tour of the world of Helios. Helios is a homebrew custom-made fantasy world created by Owen. It has its own continents, pantheon, rules and most importantly history.  So if you want to know more about the world, stay awhile and listen.  Our next episode comes out June 28th, 2021. Which will be about the story of the campaign. Please like and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @Hammered_in_Helios or Patreon.com/HihPodcast. CW: Violence and Alcohol Support the show

    19 min
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A spirited D&D podcast. Each episode the cast of ordinary friends adventures through Helios, a dangerous world ruled by an apathetic elder god and a malicious dungeon master. All while drinking and reviewing a new bottle of liquor. It's a serious story, witty roleplay, and a ridiculously good time!

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  • Creator
    The Helios Network
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
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