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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

    Donald Trump Survives First Presidential Assassination Attempt in 40+ Years!

    Donald Trump Survives First Presidential Assassination Attempt in 40+ Years!

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    (00:00:00) Donald Trump assassination attempt - The latest details
    (00:38:04) Judge dismisses involuntary manslaughter case against Alec Baldwin in 'Rust' shooting, live bullets found in actor Jensen Ackles’ prop holster
    (00:42:56) Man skipped work for 6 years and was only found out after he was set to win an award

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    • 52 min
    Biden Introduces Zelensky As ‘President Putin’ At NATO Event | 7.12.24

    Biden Introduces Zelensky As ‘President Putin’ At NATO Event | 7.12.24

    Biden keeps the playing the hits, Vice President Trump and Ukranian President Putin.

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    (00:00:00 - 00:02:38) Biden rotting our brains

    (00:02:39 - 00:04:39) On the agenda for today 🇺🇲🦁🛬


    (00:04:40 - 00:10:19) Astronauts stuck on International Space Station indefinitely after problems with Boeing Starliner, as Boeing planes continue to fall apart midair 

    Biden Time
    (00:10:20 - 00:17:39) Biden introduces Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy as ‘President Putin’ at high-stakes NATO event—Drawing gasps
    
    (00:17:40 - 00:19:43) "So Bad, Pathetic": Trump targets Kamala Harris and calls Biden ‘broken-down’ and claims he quit 2024 race in leaked video

    (00:22:01 - 00:30:57) Women charged with killing "sugar daddy," cutting off his thumb to keep access to his accounts

    (00:30:58 - 00:36:26) Two lions, one with amputated leg, make record-breaking swim through crocodile-infested waters for ‘female affection’

    (00:36:27 - 00:40:14) Philly man accused of ejaculating on woman's leg in shocking video, identified 

    (00:40:00 - 00:40:48) Tickled on Netflix is awesome

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    • 46 min
    $2B Powerball Winner Edwin Castro Spotted With IG Model (Again)

    $2B Powerball Winner Edwin Castro Spotted With IG Model (Again)

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    (00:02:31) On the agenda for today’s show 🇰🇷🐍

    (00:04:59) $2B Powerball winner Edwin Castro spotted on breakfast date in Los Angeles with glam Insta model Payten Vincent — wearing same clothes as the night before

    (00:14:33) “Not the man he was”: George Clooney calls on Biden to drop out of presidential race weeks after co-hosting fundraiser — Joining an ever growing list of A-listers who have stopped backing Biden

    (00:20:44) South Korea politician blames women for rising male suicides

    (00:28:44) China firm confines worker to ‘small dark room’ for 4 days with no power, computer or phone for ‘training’ in a draconian bid to make him resign

    (00:37:50) “Just another day at the office”: RFK Jr. dangerously catches rattlesnake

    (00:44:49) Honorable mentions

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    • 48 min
    Man Sues Stripper For $38M For “Tricking Him” Into Thinking They’re Dating | 7.10.24

    Man Sues Stripper For $38M For “Tricking Him” Into Thinking They’re Dating | 7.10.24

    On episode 1499...

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    (00:01:52) - On the agenda for today’s episode

    (00:02:42) - Will raw dogged the 💩out of that drive

    (00:04:07) - Arkansas man sues Las Vegas stripper for over $38M for “tricking him into thinking they were in a romantic relationship”

    (00:10:49) - Scientists from MIT have invented a machine that can turn air into water

    (00:14:30) - Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals she’s expecting first baby with boyfriend Ken Urker

    (00:15:25) - Arsenic, Lead, 14 Other ‘Toxic Metals’ Found in Tampons, According to Study

    (00:16:52) - Protests erupt across France ahead of the Olympics after leftist coalition prevails in French Elections


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    (00:25:02) - Ohio man arrested after breaking into several west Columbus businesses, including a pet store where several animals were set loose

    (00:37:19) - Gypsy Rose update

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    • 43 min
    Man Drinks Margarita Out Of A Girl’s Butt Outraging Georgia Town

    Man Drinks Margarita Out Of A Girl’s Butt Outraging Georgia Town

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    (00:02:45) NASA crew emerges from simulated Mars mission after more than a year in isolation

    (00:17:36) “Tourists go home!”: Furious anti-tourism protesters spray diners with water guns in Barcelona, Spain as living costs go on a tailspin

    (00:29:29) Georgia town outraged after video goes viral of a dude drinking a margarita out of a girl’s butt at a local Mexican restaurant

    (00:40:27) Ohio man urinates on $500 worth of deli sandwiches in Boardman


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    • 51 min
    AI-powered Vending Machines Selling Bullets At Supermarkets | 7.8.24

    AI-powered Vending Machines Selling Bullets At Supermarkets | 7.8.24

    AI ammo vending machines from American Rounds may be coming to a grocery store near you. Also, someone stole France’s Excalibur sword. 
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    (00:00:00 - 00:03:23) On the agenda for today’s episode 🔫
    
    (00:03:24 - 00:04:37) Medium Hands Factor

    (00:04:38 - 00:21:50) Pennsylvania middle schoolers cause controversy after creating more than 20 TikTok accounts impersonating teachers and posting disparaging, lewd, racist and homophobic content

    (00:21:51 - 00:22:53) Snap-Elections in Europe: Macron safe, while Rishi out

    ⚠️Russian disinformation⚠️
    (00:22:54 - 00:24:06) Ukrainian first lady did not buy a Bugatti

    (00:24:07 - 00:28:41) France's own Excalibur-like legendary sword disappears after 1,300 years wedged in a high rock wall

    (00:28:42 - 00:34:58) West Antarctica was ice-free 34 million years ago, reveal geological samples

    (00:34:59 - 00:42:14) Oklahoma, Alabama supermarkets now have AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets

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    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

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4.3K Ratings

4.3K Ratings

buttelick ,

Love it

Great stuff, the fellas will always get me through a mundane work day, keep up the good work. AL hammer in and out.

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Funny Stupid News

Not really much like “ANALYSIS” or discussion that will make you feel smart, but it’ll get you in a good mood and you’ll be up to date on any important current events. Also will have some weird tidbits for friends and colleagues. It’s overall such a unique and good podcast. You can also watch it, which is cool!

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Greatest show ever

Been a hard year so far without voicemails show but perfect length kind of like a gorillas package not to big to hurt you but still long enough to do the job

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