61 episodes
Hello, Smileton Jason, Miss Elizabeth
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4.8 • 19 Ratings
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Fun-loving brothers shoot their lobster costume-wearing cousin from a catapult, but responding officers are late on the scene because tranq gun-packing monkeys are ransacking the food court. It's just Tuesday in Smileton, the funnest town you won't find on any map.
Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!
To learn more about Hello, Smileton, visit our website at hellosmileton.com [http://hellosmileton.com/]. If you’d like to support the show, go to hellosmileton.locals.com [http://hellosmileton.locals.com/], or patreon.com/hellosmileton [http://patreon.com/hellosmileton]. Show your love by purchasing some of our merch!
Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.
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You Wanna Talk About Dignity?
One is tempted to liken the impact of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, to being hit with a Cat 5 entertainment hurricane while standing on the peak of the highest mountain top. One is also tempted to recognize this is drastically understating matters.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are beaming and proud and why not? They're only delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
On tap today is a vintage double shot: an edition of the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER that reminds us all that the thin blue line never rests because there's a lot of nutty stuff going on out there and a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that reminds us all that no home décor is complete without lots of spittoons all over the place.
Surely that's enough for one show? Yeah, you'd think so, but we're not done yet. How about a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK to fill you with the spirit of rock, rocking and other rock-related concerns.
The holiday times are upon us now and we'll be celebrating that fact by playing a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. If that doesn't get you dancin' and jitterbuggin' and buggin' and crawlin' the walls, I don't know what will.
HELLO, SMILETON. Fall In Love With Podcasts All Over Again.
Show Timestamps
5:38 Smileton Police Blotter / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from January 2, 2023)
23:40 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
27:21 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from March 6, 2023)
47:58 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000 -
A Rocket Ride To Funzone, USA
Cram this show into your ears and ignite your brain with this high-octane funtime rocket fuel. There's no denying the propulsive energy of the entertainment flying out of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and their riotous blend of comedy and music has taken the podcasting world by storm.
The mean streets of Smileton have their watcher and Miss Elizabeth reports on the latest from the police scanner in a brand new SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.
The good people of Smileton have their say and it's sure to leave us vexed and confused. Put on a thick, wool hat and listen to the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.
Throw in a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from Jason's buddy Lance and two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say this show is more than enough to fill your belly until the next new episode rolls around.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:06 Smileton Police Blotter
12:39 Paid Advertisement – Musique By Lance
19:23 SONG – In The Year 2525
22:44 Smileton Community Message Board
37:05 SONG – So Far, No Good -
You Gotta Demand More From Your Magicians
Three cheers to you for picking this podcast to listen to. A better way to spend your time has ne'er been conceived so kudos on the great taste you've got on display there, friend. Once you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, you'll convince yourself all over again just how sound your judgement can be sometimes.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason have stormed back into action, delivering the very best in Funtime Comedy and Musical capering.
Jason's open heart gets him into trouble again with a house guest while Miss Elizabeth gives us the rundown on some of the happenings from some of the 91 other podcasts she does on a weekly basis. I bet you didn't know you needed an all-new edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, but it turns out you did, so good thing there's one sitting right here for ya.
Place your bets the right way when you get the latest from the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT. Guaranteed money in your pocket? You heard right.
Miss Elizabeth brings her award-deserving newscast to the world's attention in the latest SMILETON NEWS. Find out what the skinny is here in Smileton and consider yourself well-informed after hearing it.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE punctuate the proceedings with catchy hooks, danceable tunes and rhythms that will get you out of that hammock and straight onto the dance floor.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:16 Jason's House Guest
3:40 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
19:25 SONG – Dirt Bike
22:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
27:57 Smileton News
38:33 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin' -
I Think Everybody's Half My Problem
No, this uncannily entertaining podcast did not arise because of a wish made upon a cursed monkey's paw! Who put that idea in your head? I think you'd better focus on putting better things in your head. Like this: the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world and their comedy and music capering is sure to fill your dangerously depleted entertainment tanks.
In a vintage MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions sent in by listeners and what should have been a straight-forward Q&A session evolves into something far more... delicious?
And our hosts keep each other honest in a classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear how their New Year's resolutions are coming along and thrill as our no-holds-barred hosts hold each other to account.
Two songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate infuse the proceedings with catchy, up-beat goodness and who could say no to that?
HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:32 Mailbag (from August 12, 2021)
23:55 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye
27:32 New Year's Resolution Update (from July 8, 2021)
42:16 SONG – Rhythm 21 -
My Aim Is Not Puttin' The Show In The Grave
Halloween's just around the corner. Do you need to have your spookiest costume on in order to enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON? Well, no, of course not. What an odd notion. Trouble me no more with this.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth cannot be more excited than they are at this moment. Good thing it's time to present a couple of classic segments from Hello, Smileton (and its previous incarnation as The Smile Syndicate Music Hour). Whether you're in the mood for a vintage, off-putting and baffling edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE or getting direction for your future choices from a years-old edition of ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you're gonna get what you need.
Delightful comedy capering, straight from the heart of Smileton. But that's not all! How about a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICIATE? Consider the deal sweetened.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
4:32 Death Metal Update (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, April 1, 2021)
19:48 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
23:20 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, January 11, 2021)
42:33 SONG – Infinity Machine -
The King Is Dead. Long Live This Guy.
If you hear only one podcast episode this week, make it this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Why this particular one? How about the fact that listening to this will turn your life upside down for the better. For starters.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason have prepared another all-new assortment of Funtime Comedy Capering and musical enjoyments and it's just what you need to power you through another week.
Lance Brock, Smileton rock guru and music store proprietor, gives us the latest word from Rock Mount Olympus in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK.
A traffic update will help you navigate our town more quickly or point you to some incidents you've GOT to check out. Either way, the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT promises to be the most wildly entertaining traffic update you've ever heard.
Our intrepid hosts keep each honest as New Year's resolutions made in haste are checked and re-checked throughout the year and we'll hear how our hosts are doing in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the bow on this dandy little present of a show. Listen!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
6:55 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
24:54 SONG – Zip It
28:00 Smileton Traffic Report
33:05 New Year's Resolution Update
43:59 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
Customer Reviews
Quirky fun from Alberta
A fun look into a whimsical town called Smileton. I’d love to visit - human chess boards, huge rubber band balls, unique artists and musical entertainment for the whole family. Not to be missed!
Scratching head
I like the banter between Jason and miss elizabeth. There is a question in my mind as to its authenticity. I’m referring too that it seems they are always conflicted. Is it real or an act. But that kept me listening. What I can’t figure out is what the show is about. It has rebranded recently and they have over 300 episodes so they are doing something right. They seem to have a following. I honestly listened to several episodes including earlier ones. I googled smileton and it doesn’t exist. So I am missing something. I was going to give the show 4 stars but I am aware that’s its me that’s the problem. I’ll giving 5 stars because as far as a podcast goes. Production quality content host or hosts etc they are all done well. They are in Canada and I’m in the states maybe that’s where im getting lost. Maybe its a Canadian think and I just don’t get it. Maybe you will. Having my own podcast I know the work that goes into this labor of love. It’s a well done show about I don’t know lol
It takes a minute
Remember when The Office came out, and you just have to get through the first few episodes before you can start to appreciate the comedy? Same thing here.
If you can commit yourself to at least three episodes, then you are in for a TREAT!
These two are so much fun. It’s the perfect escape from the world.