Hellrankers

Steven Spratling
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An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.

  1. 09/30/2025

    012 Spy Kids/Machete

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are tackling Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids/Machete universe. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

    1h 19m

  2. 07/16/2025

    Trash Tuesday 030: Shock Em Dead (1991)

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get our faces melted by Shock Em Dead. We discuss heavy metal horror, the Satanic Panic, and Traci Lords. Wheedly-wheedly-wheedly-whee! Movie discussion begins at 00:27:40

    1h 22m

  3. 06/08/2025

    011 Transformers

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

    2h 17m

  4. 05/20/2025

    Trash Tuesday 029: The Bees (1978)

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:01

    1h 5m

  5. 05/14/2025

    Trash Tuesday 028: Turbulence (1997)

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take flight with Turbulence. We discuss autopilot, Con Air, and Christmas action movies. Fasten your seatbelts! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:41

    1h 15m

  6. 05/06/2025

    010 Evil Bong

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankers

    1h 45m

  7. 04/22/2025

    Trash Tuesday 027: The Amazing Bulk (2012)

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home. Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17

    1h 15m

  8. 04/08/2025

    Trash Tuesday 026: Tiptoes (2004)

    Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50

    1h 10m
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An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.

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  • Creator
    Steven Spratling
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    42
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2020 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Hellrankers