11 episodes

We will be reviewing The Pick Up Artist, a short lived VH1 reality show about turning "dorks" into studs as they are taken under their wing by a "pick up artist" The show will eventually showcase other such bad reality programs on a range of topics surrounding people getting bad dating advice. We will occasionally be doing random off the cuff episodes unrelated to the main theme. Feel free to start on Episode 4 if you want to get to know both of us before you dive into The Pick Up Artist discussion, as that episode is just a really fun and weird introduction of both of us and our relationship to the audience.

Helpless Romantics Helpless Romantics

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 33 Ratings

We will be reviewing The Pick Up Artist, a short lived VH1 reality show about turning "dorks" into studs as they are taken under their wing by a "pick up artist" The show will eventually showcase other such bad reality programs on a range of topics surrounding people getting bad dating advice. We will occasionally be doing random off the cuff episodes unrelated to the main theme. Feel free to start on Episode 4 if you want to get to know both of us before you dive into The Pick Up Artist discussion, as that episode is just a really fun and weird introduction of both of us and our relationship to the audience.

    Episode 1: The Pick Up Artist

    Episode 1: The Pick Up Artist

    The first episode of Helpless Romantics, to begin we will be reviewing The Pick Up Artist, a short lived VH1 reality show from the early 2000's about turning "dorks" into studs as they are taken under their wing by a "pick up artist" who's name is just "Mystery". The show will eventually showcase other such bad reality programs on a range of topics surrounding people getting bad dating advice, or just other "pick up artists" in general, as there appear to be hundreds more than just Mystery, each more ridiculous than the next. If you'd like to watch the episode before you listen, it is streaming here on Vimeo.

    • 34 min
    Episode 2: Hats All The Way Down

    Episode 2: Hats All The Way Down

    In Episode 2 we review the much anticipated makeover episode. We also reveal some new information we have discovered about the show and Mystery, stick around until the end for our biggest revelation.

    • 34 min
    Episode 3: Elementary Incantations & Magic

    Episode 3: Elementary Incantations & Magic

    This week we discuss episode 3 of the short lived Vh1 reality series The Pick Up Artist. In this episode we discuss the bizarre association between Mystery, his matador gang of "pickup artists" and magic. Also this episode delves into the more problematic elements of the show in general.

    • 28 min
    Episode 4: Sex Peach

    Episode 4: Sex Peach

    The fourth episode in our review of The Pick Up Artist. This is a short but sweet one, sweet like sexy peach; you'll have to listen to the episode to figure out what the hell that means.

    • 20 min
    Episode 5: Naquito's Way

    Episode 5: Naquito's Way

    We're back! Sorry for the delay in getting this episode out, but hopefully the wait will have been worth it. This week we are reviewing our favorite episode to date. It's got everything, speedos, body positivity, buttcracks, and the introduction of our new favorite character on the show. We're almost half way done with Season 1, and things are getting INTENSE!

    • 25 min
    Episode 6: Et Tu Pradeep?

    Episode 6: Et Tu Pradeep?

    We're down to the final three episodes of Season 1 of the Pick Up Artist! This episode finally gives us our fix of the trashy drama within the house amongst the contestants that we've been craving. We also received information from someone who was involved with the show! So listen to this one to see what secret they revealed to us....

    • 22 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
33 Ratings

33 Ratings

Dereleaked88 ,

A simple fun and humorous listen

I never imagined I would have any interest in anything related to the Pickup Artist. Helpless Romantics is a hilarious experience covering this topic. The hosts chemistry is on point, and the humor lands at the right moments. I can’t recommend this show enough.

Antwonomous ,

This Is How You Podcast

These two mostly stick to a specific topic. That’s the smartest and best way to do it.

SLC Film Fan '18 ,

Delightfully Unique.

I love the concept for this pod. Andrea and Sam are a blast to hang out with. Their banter and chemistry is so enjoyable to me. I’m especially a fan of Andrea’s quirky voice and Sam’s contagious laugh!

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